Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺

@bagpuss

Welsh/Dutch bloke who makes games, videos and Photoshoppery. Friday night #TOTP botherer. Former CTO of WeTransfer, now head of Bluesky Shitposting & Co. Join me for a pint at bagpuss.org for a selection of my stuff. YouTube:

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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· 26d

Oh shite I forgot about #totp

A pint glass of cwrw but with only one third remaining

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· 26d

An image I did for b3ta a couple of years ago featuring Joan Armatrading with an Amstrad CPC464

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· 26d

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· 27d

I'm very sorry but

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· 27d

A parody of David Gray's "Sail Away" single cover, with the words "Montgomery Burns - Excellent" and featuring the old man himself looking to the right and arching his fingers in an evil, cunning way. Just like David Gray did.

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· 27d

Just want her back, feel like

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· 27d

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· 29d

There is nothing worse than a politician in a football shirt

Keir Starmer in an England shirt. He attempts a smile at the camera, knowing that his time as Prime Minister is coming to an end. He is looking forward to getting a highly paid job at an AI company.

Nadhim Zawahi in an England shirt. He is being interviewed on a TV show, defending his dear master from yet more allegations of corruption. Zawahi was a Tory but was shit so jumped to Reform. He is still shit.

Boris Johnson in an England shirt. He looks deeply uncomfortable. Not because of his attire, but because deep-down, he knows that his lifelong ambition of becoming Prime Minister was a massive failure. Johnson is a massive failure.

Matt Hancock pretending to play football. Hancock tried to kill your gran by sending her into care homes during COVID and then had an affair with a colleague. Perfectly ordinary for a Tory MP, then.

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· Jul 12

Lindsey Graham pointing his finger at a picture of Mitch McConnell allegedly alive

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· Jul 12

1st frame: Lisa wheeling a dead Lindsey Graham into the room: "Mum! Dad! Lindsey Graham's dead!"

2nd frame: Homer and Marge are surprised

3rd frame: Lindsey Graham sits up and says "That's right! Dead" with "serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy Land" redacted.

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· Jul 12

This is the most fucking cringe thing I've seen since Andrew Neil used to do a dance at the end of his show

Nadhim Zahawi wearing a red England shirt

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· Jul 12

To the tune of Neil Diamond's most famous song

🎵 South Carolina (ba ba ba)
🎶 Senator Lindsey Graham Dead at 71 (so good, so good, so good)

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· Jul 11

Unrelated to avocado but what happened to your domain Stef :(

A screenshot of Bluesky showing Stef with an invalid handle

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· Jul 10

Bros. Also known as Aero in the UK #totp

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· Jul 10

Love feeling nostalgic for the olden days when we had "book shops" #totp

"...and it's available at your book shop now!"

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· Jul 10

Me writing top quality #totp posts

Harold Faltermeyer sitting at a computer

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· Jul 10

Is this Brucie's only ever appearance on #totp?

At 6, The Crowd with You'll Never Walk Alone (featuring Bruce Forsyth)

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· Jul 10

Oh god #totp

Bates: "I first came across this lot when Jonathan "Nonce" King said they were great on BBC Two."

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· Jul 10

I can't walk out #totp

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· Jul 10

This is the only Head Over Heels I need #totp

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· Jul 10

#totp

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· Jul 10

Yep also in Android Chrome

The hosepipe ban block covering the weather at the top of the page

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· Jul 10

Someone is selling this biohazard on eBay for £360

A Commodore PET 2001 that is covered in rust and filth.

A view of the interior which is just as rusty. The flyback is complete and hairy. Yes, hairy.

The motherboard showing horrendous corrosion.

A top down view of the chiclet keyboard, which is so grubby you can barely see the letters.

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· Jul 8

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· Jul 7

"Am I angry? I’ve never been angrier in my life." says perpetually angry man

Farage rattled and wagging the one finger he had not stuck up his anus that day.

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· Jul 7

"I must go; my Putin – er, I mean people – need me."

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· Jul 7

If you want to use it somewhere important then this one has less backgroud noise

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· Jul 7

The Belgians.

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· Jul 6

There's an eBay auction for an Amstrad CPC464 and I can't work out if they have used some fisheye lens or it has suffered badly in the recent heatwave

An Amstrad CPC464, complete with box. The computer appears to be quite banana shaped.

A top down view of the computer, showing it to be just as bent as in the first photo.

A close-up of the left side keyboard. Things are still looking wavy.

A close-up of the tape deck. Still bendy.

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺@bagpuss· Jul 5

Well I just found this in the Macmillan charity book section of South Mimms Service Station and couldn't leave it behind. @gralefrit.bsky.social please forgive me for not buying it new