erin balconyskeletons
@balconyskeletons
she/they unless it would be funnier to gender me otherwise. sports gremlin (angels/phillies/bruins). queer. hello.
At least he's not shunning me and he is now wet with water and cat spit, not cat piss.
Turns out if you give him a less insane but still large dose in like a tiny scraping of food then the shrimp colors become visible once again
I will admit that I can't stop laughing at this bit of conference feedback. Sometimes men have rights.
Obviously I don't think it was INTENDED as a retelling, but it's a fascinating concept. Insightful!
Realizing now I typed Stick It instead of Fired Up, but to be fair to me, Missy Peregrym's rippling abs while she pulled herself in and out of an ice bath was, umm, well, yes, why can't I find the gif
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air conditioning on blast and psychosexual insanity tv and wine and leftover indian food and lego enrichment. perfect evening
me: I have nothing in my kitchen. It's anorexically bare. Liz: yeah we'll see about that
Given how deep in the weeds I am and the rate of Things Happening I arguably should've skipped this nail appt but consider: it was (finally) getting fucking impossible to type. Also Linh is the fastest tech in the world jfc.
90/90 until i'm at this length just takes practice and also a super low profile keyboard like a laptop is basically impossible to do without demolishing your metacarpals, you need keys with depth
I don't remember the last time I had to choke back so much laughter in my office
the one surviving perfect little ringlet is cracking me up though.
Potentially the funniest a Canucks fan has ever been. canucksarmy.com/news/11-vanc...
real mistake to not say brother/lover or twincest-husband-in-spirit
On the downswing of a brutal migraine in the style of "I know God hates me because He made me open my eyes while the Sun exists" but look who isn't shunning me anymore 😭
Paige being UNBELIEVABLY crossfaded...KEVIN DURANT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?...people's Princess Azzi Fudd drunk enough to brandish the Studbudz chain and Phee cradling them lovingly...more like Angel TEASE with how she looks at T...
His shaved tummy is cute. He wanted to show it off and then got shy. lol
You can write about what a whiny loser baby Clark is and how racists rush to defend her and spew slurs at without deliberately tying her shit to a child who was lynched. Like, Jesus.
Dogshit day. But the thing about curly hair is that it looks good even when it doesn't.
120/10 recommend churning through work shit with wise and funny friends
