Bald Villain

@baldvillain

Electronic Music Producer and Open Format DJ, @southboundtracks.com AI Is for Posers.

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Bald Villain@baldvillain· 18d

Rest in peace to the great Reggie Bannister.

Reggie Bannister, holding a chainsaw and looking ready for a fight.

Bald Villain@baldvillain· Jul 25

Hello. Did Bluesky and Texas get their collective act together, or is this a temporary glitch? Should I even try messing with the app again? Still alive and well, and fully prepared to vote in November.

The cover of the Johnny Winter album, Still Alive And Well. Portrait of Johnny, an albino rocker with long hair.

Bald Villain@baldvillain· Jul 2

John Carpenter goes METAL. 🔥🤘🔥 @thehorrormaster.bsky.social

Cover art to John Carpenter's Cathedral.

Bald Villain@baldvillain· Jun 3

If you come to San Antonio, though, we can watch the game and make some groovy tunes.🔥🤘🔥

Bald Villain@baldvillain· May 31

Paxton: the very picture of masculinity. They haven't even opened the Ark of the Covenant and he's already melting.

Bald Villain@baldvillain· May 30

Bald Villain@baldvillain· May 12

Some chud screaming about the Trump phone he didn't get, followed by Billy Bob Thornton from Sling Blade saying, "It ain't got no phone." Mm-hm.

Bald Villain@baldvillain· Feb 19

⏳️

Rush Limbaugh's grave, covered in an unidentifiable liquid.

Bald Villain@baldvillain· Feb 17

America's Next Top Model Citizen

Silverman from T2 saying, "Model citizen."

Bald Villain@baldvillain· Feb 16

"If you don't like the effect, don't produce the cause."

Meme of the Okay Kid about to throw a punch, but at the top it reads, "When that bassline drops and it's oh so funky:"

Bald Villain@baldvillain· Feb 15

I will finish this candy as soon as I vanquish this serpent of Set!

Above a picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger as Conan the Barbarian: "Roses are red, violets are blue. I hope you crush your enemies, and see them driven before you." Happy Valentine's Day!

Bald Villain@baldvillain· Feb 2

My old job...

The cat dude from Heavy Metal Parking Lot.

Bald Villain@baldvillain· Feb 1

For you.

Norman Rockwell's painting "Freedom of Speech," crudely edited with Rodney Dangerfield's visage in place of the original subject's.

Bald Villain@baldvillain· Feb 1

Dragonball characters: "Let's fight somewhere empty." They fight at the Melania movie.

Bald Villain@baldvillain· Jan 27

The Tom Homan Halloween mask is going to be a big seller this year.

Bald Villain@baldvillain· Jan 23

Bald Villain@baldvillain· Jan 22

Vance with his favorite band, Titannica.

Mr. Show Titannica sketch. David Cross is in a hospital bed, looking like a wet cigar. Bob Odenkirk, Brian Posehn and John Ennis in heavy metal regalia at right.

Bald Villain@baldvillain· Jan 8

Believe it.

From Terminator 2, the message carved by Sarah Connor into a picnic table: NO FATE.

Bald Villain@baldvillain· Jan 5

Baby Assassins is very, very funny, and the action is top-notch. Hey, @midnightpulp.bsky.social, are we getting the third one soon?

The poster for Baby Assassins: two Japanese women in casual clothes, holding pistols.

Bald Villain@baldvillain· Jan 2

When they finally swear me in. Q'apla! #Mamdani

The cover of The Klingon Dictionary, by Marc Okrand. (Including New Material from Star Trek: The Next Generation and Star Trek VI!) Image of three Klingons from Search for Spock on the cover, with Christopher Lloyd in the center!

Bald Villain@baldvillain· Dec 29

FIGHT!

Bald Villain@baldvillain· Dec 19

"The name is King Vidiot!" Jon Gries in "Joysticks" (1983)

Jon Gries as punk rocker King Vidiot in the 1983 comedy, "Joysticks."

Bald Villain@baldvillain· Dec 14

Run, Bubba!

A douche with his favorite horse, presumably named Bubba.

Bald Villain@baldvillain· Dec 14

The doll's a better actor.

Erika Kirk vs. Bride of Chucky. There are... similarities.

Bald Villain@baldvillain· Dec 14

Now Playing: The Box Man (Japan, 2024).

Black and white movie poster for The Box Man, a Japanese film. There's a box in an alley. A man crouches inside of it, peering outward. It's a subtle detail, but his face is painted in red and black.

Bald Villain@baldvillain· Dec 2

Big box stores every holiday season.

Bald Villain@baldvillain· Dec 2

And it's not even the first goddamn week of winter!

Bald Villain@baldvillain· Nov 25

Share a reliable character actor. Michael Parks. So good, you think From Dusk Till Dawn is his movie for the first few minutes.

Bald Villain@baldvillain· Nov 21

Now Playing: Blood and Steel (1990). This movie has kung fu and dirt dirtbikes. I love it.

The poster for the movie Blood and Steel. The hero is in a yellow and black uniform. There are cartoon dragons flanking either side. A woman kicks a guy in his midsection. A dangerous dude holds a knife to a woman's face. Tag lines: "A kung fu adventure... When vengeance cries out... There is no mercy."

Bald Villain@baldvillain· Nov 16

I'm more of a slasher flick guy, but I've seen a few decent found footage movies recently. Spree is by far the best. Damn fine satire.