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mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· 26d

now that the sack of shit has been booted out, post your best keiths

two young women take a selfie at the beach. keir starmer looms ominously.

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· 26d

barney gumble and leonard nimoy in the monorail episode

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· 27d

idk why this one gets me but it's so good

two panels with gen z aragorn and king theoden.
panel 1 aragorn: chat, the beacon notification just hit. gondor's asking for a carry.
panel 2 theoden: say less.

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· 28d

Screenshot of a tweet by Hilary Agro reads: "During my research I interviewed a guy who said he was a libertarian until he did MDMA and realized that other people have feelings, and that was pretty much the best summary of libertarianism I've ever heard"

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· Jul 8

i may need a bigger hard drive

screenshot of browsing data saying there is over 17 billion GB of disk space being used

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· Jun 21

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· Jun 18

what the hell?

the 'pyramid theory' diagram but it's about posting online and listening to podcasting is praxis

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· Jun 8

keir starmer collaborates with the combine

an image of the train and station you arrive at in half-life 2. keir starmer is on a large video screen

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· May 18

arsehole

a golden retriever sitting in on a road at the side of a field. her tongue is lolling completely out of her mouth

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· May 8

just seen this graph on sky news. and you know what? i'm optimistic

graph from sky news showing projected national vote share: ref 27, tories 20, lab, 16, LD 14, grn 13, other 10

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· May 7

me at the polling station

screenshot of lucille bluth with the subtitle "i don't care for starmer"

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· Apr 26

Name a video game you’ve completed more than six times. the right man in the wrong place can make all the diff-erence...in the world

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· Apr 23

for podcast reasons i'm listening to james obrien broadcasts. he opens his post-2024 election show with "feeling good" and i am howling like an ape pictured: fucking around (img one), finding out (img two)

james o'brien in his lbc studio with a shit eating grin after 2024 election

image of james o'brien in 2026 with the face of someone who has realised his man is actually a giant piece of shit

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· Apr 8

A screenshot of the diplomacy screen from Rome 2 total war. It shows the seleucids having a treacherous reliability rating

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· Apr 7

guy needs all the help he can get i guess

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mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· Mar 24

the mcdonalds ad where a guy wants to shag a burger

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· Feb 27

listen to praxiscast

a grey shirt with cartoony text that reads ‘wake up sluts
It’s time to sin’ with a childish picture of a worm

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· Feb 27

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· Feb 25

o'neill and teal'c shooting drives through the stargate, with o'neill yelling at general hammond for interrupting him: "in the middle of my backswing?!"

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· Feb 25

teal'c is so fuckin great man

jack o'neill and teal'c in daniel jackson's office, where teal'c is learning to juggle in the time loop episode

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· Feb 24

i love writing shownotes

Screenshot of shownotes from upcoming Praxiscast episode that reads "Extra time for ragging on Matt Goodwin"

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· Feb 20

he's finally getting the recognition from gabe he has long deserved

a banner image from steam that reads "steam horse fest. on now thru feb 25 at 10am pt", with all of horse's various family members presumably

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· Feb 6

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· Feb 5

extremely cool that i have to verify my age to read journalism about how israel is and was committing genocide. fuck keir starmer

screenshot of an age verification request to read an article. text reads: Age-restricted content
The U.S. embassy in Jerusalem suppressed a February 2024 report on northern Gaza because it “lacked balance.” These photos from the UN fact finding trip are visual evidence of the conditions.

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· Feb 5

is that right? well lad, your government, not just your leadership, are fucking cooked. there is no way this government will survive the public being made aware of just how completely mandelson snaked his way through the highest echelons of the labour party, and for how long GE by 2027 at this rate

a tweet by stever swinford:
BREAKING:

Sir Keir Starmer, his ministers and advisers will be forced to disclose all their communications with Lord Mandelson - including WhatsApp messages and emails - as part of a mass disclosure of evidence

The Conservative party's "humble address" - a parliamentary mechanism used to force the publication of files and evidence - was deliberately broadly worded

It requires the disclosure of all "electronic communications and minutes of all meetings" between Mandelson and "ministers, government officials and special advisers" in the seven months he served as ambassador

The scope of the humble address means that messages that are nothing to do with Mandelson's appointment - including personal exchanges - will have to be published

Officials say that gathering the information will be a "huge" exercise that is likely to take months and has the potential to be politically explosive. Mandelson was close to most senior figures in Starmer's government

A revolt by Labour MPs on Wednesday also means the government will have no control over what is released. The Intelligence and Security Committee, a body of MPs and peers, will determine what is published

In Whitehall they are only beginning to wake up to the scale of this - ministers will be required to hand over all their messages. There will be thousands of them. The process will take **months**

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· Feb 3

never let this man into your dms

a discord message that reads:
Antifa Flour Thug (Rob) — 12:41 PM
so I have something horrible to ask

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· Jan 31

A dark picture of a golden retriever’s eye and snout peaking out from under a cozy blanket

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· Jan 25

crudely drawn timmy turner praying at his bedside: "please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny"

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· Jan 22

I am hearing that on his deathbed Fireman Sam received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

an image of three CGI chracters, a man and a woman in blue double breasted coats and a man dropping a page of arabic script in front of them. an image caption reads "A page from the Quran appearing in Fireman Sam."

mid wife crisis actor@ballistari· Jan 9