Bambi Serendipity ✨☕🌙🦝

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Politics, philosophy, culture, and emotionally exhausted magical realism. (She/her) YouTube: youtube.com/@BambiSerendipity (coming Sept 30) Medium: medium.com/@bambiserendipity

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Bambi Serendipity ✨☕🌙🦝@bambiserendipity· 12h

A photo of two dogs tucked into bed with one dog thinking "he's probably thinking about other dogs" and the other dog is thinking "what was Scar's name before he got the scar?"

Bambi Serendipity ✨☕🌙🦝@bambiserendipity· 1d

I can do all things through spite, which strengthens me.

A cartoon of an eagle telling a chicken that they would never reach the eagle's level. The chicken trains hard to become an astronaut, goes to space, then the chicken holds up a photo of the eagle labelled "loser" while the eagle watches the chicken on TV.

Bambi Serendipity ✨☕🌙🦝@bambiserendipity· 2d

I wanna pet that dawg.

Text reading:
Me: The Tasmanian devil is a voracious predator and should not be engaged with
Also Me: Heehoo pupper
with a photo of a Tasmanian devil below looking cute and definitely wanting to be pet.

Bambi Serendipity ✨☕🌙🦝@bambiserendipity· 2d

And don't you forget it! 😛

The text, "When someone asks me who the hell I think I am" above a raccoon wearing a sparkly tiara.

Bambi Serendipity ✨☕🌙🦝@bambiserendipity· 3d

It ain't much but it's honest work.

A frog staring at the camera with text above reading, "I hired this frog to stare at you." How's the frog doing? Call 1-800-RIB-BITT to let me know.

Bambi Serendipity ✨☕🌙🦝@bambiserendipity· 4d

"You got any games on your phone?"

A tiny dog giving the camera an extreme close up with an eager and hopeful look on their face. You're going to let them play Candy Crush, right? Right?!

Bambi Serendipity ✨☕🌙🦝@bambiserendipity· 5d

When Dog Ross poops in the house it's not a mistake, it's a happy little accident.

A photo of a cute little dog with fuzzy hair like Bob Ross sitting on the floor looking back over their shoulder at the camera.

Bambi Serendipity ✨☕🌙🦝@bambiserendipity· 6d

A handy guide.

A Venn diagram of Venn diagrams with the 3 major circles being circles, information, and things that overlap. Pie charts are between circles and information, eclipses are between circles and things that overlap, and redundancy is between information and things that overlap. Venn diagrams are the common bond between all of these things.

Bambi Serendipity ✨☕🌙🦝@bambiserendipity· 6d

Happy Caturday, but just one question: Are these available in human sizes?

The text, "we could be cats cuddling inside the banana plushie" while two kittens cuddle inside a banana shaped plushie bed while a doggo in the background monitors the entire situation.

Bambi Serendipity ✨☕🌙🦝@bambiserendipity· 7d

NASA doesn't want you to see these photos.

6 successive photos of a black cat curling into a ball on a light background/floor/cat bed with the text above reading, "How black holes are created."

Bambi Serendipity ✨☕🌙🦝@bambiserendipity· 7d

Improvise, adapt, overcome.

The text, "My cat isn't paying me enough attention so I improvised" above a photo of a cat turned away from the camera but with two googly eyes on the back of their head.

Bambi Serendipity ✨☕🌙🦝@bambiserendipity· 8d

Sometimes the honey is just way too good to put down.

The text, "My mom has these winnie the pooh salt and pepper shakers on the stove but christopher robin fell over and it looks like he's having a breakdown while pooh dissociates" above a photo of Pooh dissociating while Christopher Robin has a breakdown.

Bambi Serendipity ✨☕🌙🦝@bambiserendipity· 9d

REMINDER: Don't forget to charge your toe beans.

A photo of an adorably small kitten standing on an Apple charger that is plugged into a wall outlet.

Bambi Serendipity ✨☕🌙🦝@bambiserendipity· 10d

Truth in advertising.

A photo of an aisle at a Michael's store with a banner reading "WEDDINGS" above shelves full of spooky Halloween decor.

Bambi Serendipity ✨☕🌙🦝@bambiserendipity· 11d

Nike says, "Oh, I see you are eating French fries. What a coincidence because I too like French fries."

My little black chihuahua corgi mix on the carpet looking up at me adoringly because he knows I'm a sucker and give him practically anything he wants.

Bambi Serendipity ✨☕🌙🦝@bambiserendipity· 11d

You've heard of Bennie and the Jets, now see Benny and the Pets.

A small pup being pet with the text, "This is Benny. He responds well to ear scratches. Once he leans his head against your hand, you're not allowed to stop, ever. 12/10 not a pawblem."

Bambi Serendipity ✨☕🌙🦝@bambiserendipity· Jul 18

Schrödinger's cat is simultaneously a void and not a void.

A black cat in a black storage box on the floor. The shadows in the box are so dark that only the cat's eyes and partially open mouth are visible in the darkness.

Bambi Serendipity ✨☕🌙🦝@bambiserendipity· Jul 17

"You got any games on your phone?"

An extreme close up of a cat looking into a camera lens and acting like your annoying nephew who asks if he can play games on your phone.

Bambi Serendipity ✨☕🌙🦝@bambiserendipity· Jul 10

Alternative Film Fact of the Day: In the original Scarface script, Tony Montana peacefully retires from the international crime scene and takes up gardening.

A photo of two plants in white pots. The large pot has the text, "SAY ALOE TO MY LITTLE FRIEND" and the small pot has text, "LITTLE FRIEND."

Bambi Serendipity ✨☕🌙🦝@bambiserendipity· Jul 6

Nike says, "Quit lookin' at my bum, you bum-looker."

My dog Nike spread out on his stomach on the carpet with his legs mostly splooted giving an over-the-shoulder glance as if to say, "Don't you have enough photos of me already?"

Bambi Serendipity ✨☕🌙🦝@bambiserendipity· Jul 5

They do exist!

A photo of a turtle (unsure if teenage or mutant) in a pond/body of water with a piece of pizza floating in front of them. I have my suspicions as I haven't seen this turtle and Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, or Michelangelo together in the same room.

Bambi Serendipity ✨☕🌙🦝@bambiserendipity· Jul 2

Junk mail marketers are getting increasingly aggressive these days.

A frilled-neck lizard toy with its mouth open and neck flaps flared in an open residential mailbox on top of some junk mail flyers.

Bambi Serendipity ✨☕🌙🦝@bambiserendipity· Jun 30

A visual summary of my two moods.

Two black cats in a cat tree where one (may be yawning) and looks like they are screaming with teeth shown and tongue sticking out while the cat next to them is looking at the camera with a derpy expression with their tongue sticking out as well.

Bambi Serendipity ✨☕🌙🦝@bambiserendipity· Jun 25

It's a bird, it's a plane... nope, it's just Super Nike. While splooting it looked like he was flying in the air so I drew a cape on him and gave him the appropriate background. :)