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Bagged Milk Evangelist. Tubular Meat Glutton. Booze Raccoon. A Baconator you eat for breakfast is technically a Breakfast Baconator.

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· 12d

I hope you remember this next time you "well, actually" someone.

A photo of a tub of Philadelphia cream cheese. It very clearly says "cream cheese product" on the side.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· 23d

it's the "black guy tapping head" meme. You know what it means.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· Jul 6

Okay, last one, I promise.

Le Epic Handshake meme, with "Cristiano Ronaldo" and "Graham Platner" shaking hands over "Rapists flaming out today".

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· Jul 6

Feeling pretty chuffed about this, not gonna lie. (Eat shit, you weirdo, whoever the fuck you were.)

A screenshot from Clearsky of a list called "Ignorant Platner Hysterics" showing I was added to it on the 22nd of February, 2026.

*slow jerkoff motion*

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· Jul 3

It'll look something like this:

Screenshot of an AI slopware flag / toggle inside the chrome://flags interface so that folks can see what they need to shut off.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· Jul 3

Hello, beautiful.

An advertisement for the "Subdog". A foot-long hot dog, available at Subway.

Oh hell yes.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· Jun 25

This is actually more offensive than Campbell's Brothtails.

A splash ad for Campbell's Brothtails. Mixed alcoholic cocktails with Campbell's soup broth. Pork Ramen Mezcal Margarita, anyone?

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· Jun 24

Here's Frank.

A round-ish tabby cat on a green carpet. He is serene.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· Jun 11

Here's the bitey little bandit!

A Gray Ratsnake, mouth open, menacing the camera, held in the hands of a man with blood on his hand nearest the camera where the Nope Rope bit him.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· Jun 11

These are amazing, what the hell

Dill Pickle Flamin' Hot Cheetos. An abomination in the eyes of the Lord.

Delicious.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· Jun 6

That's a big ol' beaver.

North America's largest rodent, Castor Canadensis, having a snack on a log in a lake.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· Jun 6

Anyone who tells you you can't eat good while backpacking is lying to you.

A small piece of baguette, toasted with garlic butter, topped with cherry tomato, fresh basil, and fire roasted camembert cheese.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· Jun 6

Mr. Loon says this doesn't suck.

A wide shot of a lake shore. There is much green, and a tiny white speck in the frame. It is a Loon.

The Loon. Zoomed in to fuck, so it's blurry as shit. But it's a Loon!

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· Jun 2

Ruffles All-Dressed, Crunchy Cheetos Cheddar Jalapeno, Special mention for Covered Bridge Storm Chips.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· Jun 2

Oh hello. Got a new kitchen tool.

A japanese kitchen knife, resting in it's box. It has a nice patterning on the steel.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· May 31

Celine Dion in a stylish leather jacket with a fierce smoked eyeliner calling the fashion police.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· May 30

I don't currently have any on the bar, as I don't stock it frequently, but this is the lineup: (They're all delicious, but the 7 is my favorite)

Product offering lineup of Flor de Cana rums.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· May 25

I was looking at this and my immediate thought was "this is just a Crown with weird louvers".

A Toyota Crown. It's got that weird suppository-smooth styling that most EVs have these days.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· May 24

In certain regions, for sure. West of the 97th meridian, green is Vitamin P.

A rack of Old Style Pilsner. Count the bunnies!

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· May 24

Real ones know, though.

A longneck and a can of Labatt 50 on a green background. Le Cinquante, if you know, you know.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· May 24

Oui, c'est correct.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· May 16

Always fun to go out and do a bit of yardwork, find interesting things. These are apparently edible? I will not be trying that, tbqh.

A large-ish Yellow Morel mushroom, wrinkly like a wizard's ball sack. It is lying on concrete next to a well-loved men's XL work glove.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· May 10

This one is for @wildgorillaman.bsky.social

A photograph of a lush, flowering field. It is captioned "Yeah, I'm into BDSM" at the top, and "Bio-Diversity Supporting Meadows" at the bottom.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· May 6

@blakethebutcher.bsky.social

The Burger King pixel frame generator. It says "HOT QUESTIONABLE SLABS OF MEAT" and "BORGORKANG".

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· May 4

This is also deeply embarassing. The milquetoast language here and the whitewashing of what was basically hagiography and excusing constitutional crimes.

A highlight portion of the Pulitzer Prize awards, saying that the Pulitzer for "Investigative Reporting" was given to the New York Times for "exposing how Trump has shattered constraints on conflicts of interest and exploited the moneymaking opportunities that come with power". Trump committed crimes. He accepted bribes. Call a crime a crime, don't say it "shattered constraints" you craven bootlickers.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· Apr 30

Frank, Boot Safety Inspector.

A doofy looking tabby standing on the toes of a pair of desert boots. He has a cartoon quality, a sense of Ur-Cat in his wide, yellow eyes. He looks puzzled.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· Apr 27

Room for all her baseball buddies.

3/4 shot of a VW iD Buzz electric minivan-vanagon thing. It's pretty cute.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· Apr 26

For posterity:

Clara Jeffery wringing her hands and decrying "violence against politicians, against media" without a single shred of self-reflection... as one would expect from someone who attended the WHCD.

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· Apr 26

Goose meme - "Who's perpetrating violence against the media, Clara? WHO?"

Never Brief the Throwaway COA@bangunit· Apr 15

Folks like to shit on how long we run airframes, but if it ain't broke, don't fix it?