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Barryation@barryation· Jul 9

Barryation@barryation· Jul 6

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky

4 panel comic.

1: a cat noticing that a drink with a straw has spilled

2: the cat approaching the worsening situation with its paw

3: the cat brings its paw up to the straw which is still in the cup which is still spilling liquid

4: the cat successfully stops the stream of liquid with its paw. Problem solved! The liquid is still profusely pouring out of the cup

Barryation@barryation· Jul 6

Accept my award for me

Man in overalls holds piece of wood in front of his face with what appear to be eye holes bored into it

Barryation@barryation· Jul 4

A Beagle pup pointing at you saying "who is awesome? You are awesome!"

Barryation@barryation· Jul 4

That's a pretty amazing name.

Human sized cockroach sits in front of a computer with headphones on saying "chat, you're never gonna believe what happened to ya boy Gregor today!"

Barryation@barryation· Jun 20

Rose in the foreground. Blurry city in the back

"Did you hear about the rose thst grew from a Crack in the concrete?
Proving nature's law is wrong it learned to walk without having feet
Funny it seems, but by keeping its dreams,
It learned to breath fresh air
Long live the rose that grew from the concrete when no one else ever cared"

Barryation@barryation· Jun 20

Based on a true story

Treadmill readout says "lube" and "bele"

Barryation@barryation· Jun 20

You got this

Barryation@barryation· Jun 19

Library book sale score. Cost me a dollar

Side by side of "mo' Betta blues: the world according to quest love" and "Lorraine hansberry in her own words: to be young, gifted, and black"

Questlove's afro is technicolor question marks. Lorraine kind of fades into the book cover.

Barryation@barryation· Jun 13

Hi I'm the Cia! You may remember me from such films as

"Who's this guy governing people on top of our oil?"

"Snack wars: revenge of the fruit company"

"Arming afghans to fight Russia? What could go wrong?"

"Hey, where is all this cocaine coming from?"

"A dictator still has the weapons we gave him!"

And

"Moderate rebels: a confusing love story"

Barryation@barryation· May 12

Omg I can't believe it took me this long, ate you uncomfortable with reptiles?

Nat Kin-cole from bobs burger.

Barryation@barryation· May 11

Like I didn't fail, but didn't break anything, but didn't succeed. I dunno. It's harder in heels. And then I didn't feel like doing skateboarding to those shoes?

Barryation@barryation· May 11

Cartoon of Zuckerberg with a hold chain that says "swiggity swag"

He I'd saying "I just think it would be neat if everyone was confined to a hollow, heavily commercialized digital existence and then I could, like, watch it all. I'd always be watching. I find humans fascinating "

Barryation@barryation· Apr 26

But with shoes

Barryation@barryation· Apr 25

The most recent meme in your camera roll describes your current mental state

A crouching biped with blood on its mouth, a severed arm, and decapitated horse head nearby muses

:I just worry that maybe I'm not "relatable content" who's going to look at old cave ghoul hanging out in his cave eating horses and rolling in filth and think "oh he's just like me"? Is my pain not a universal feeling? Must I be a perfect mirror before anyone will acknowledge me?"

Barryation@barryation· Apr 25

Barryation@barryation· Apr 12

Giving this energy

Barryation@barryation· Apr 12

Two panel comic.

First: a group of people stand in a doorway looking at a man in his underwear draped on a couch saying "sadness covers me like a blanket "

Second: a closeup of the man on the couch's face, looking miserable, saying "tuck me in. Let me die"

Barryation@barryation· Apr 11

Barryation@barryation· Apr 10

4 panel comic.

1st: a person with hands on hips asks "where did my motivation go?"

2nd: this person has a thoughtful look on their face

3rd: they say "well at least my self-preservation instincts seem to remain intact" while looking at their hand

4th: they light a lighter and hold the flame to that hand with an inquisitive look on their face while saying "hmm..."

Barryation@barryation· Apr 5

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to

Barryation@barryation· Apr 5

I realized the second I hit post, but then went "fuck it. It stays"

3 panels.

First: someone holding an envelope with "4 the mare" written on it

Second: closeup of that envelope on a concrete step

Third: man in a white hat and a fake beard and the caption "ok mister mayor. Feast your ears on this spin doctors mix"

Barryation@barryation· Apr 5

Perhaps the primary distinction of the artist is that he must actively cultivate that state which most men, necessarily, must avoid: the state of being alone. That all men are, when the chips are down, alone, is a banality - a banality because it is very frequently stated, but very rarely, on the evidence, believed. Most of us are not compelled to linger with the knowledge of our aloneness, for it is a knowledge that can paralyze all action in this world. There are, forever, swamps to be drained, cities to be created, mines to be exploited, children to be fed. None of these things can be done alone. But the conquest of the physical world is not man's only duty. He is also enjoined to conquer the great wilderness of himself. The precise role of the artist, then, is to illuminate that darkness, blaze roads through that vast forest, so that we will not, in all our doing, lose sight of its purpose, which is, after all, to make the world a more human dwelling place.

Barryation@barryation· Mar 28

Three panel comic style vertical.

First: graffiti on a wall. Superman punches an ICE officer in the face. Officer looks distraught and cry baby about it.

Second: the state erased superman

Third: some sort of super dog is now pissing on aforementioned ICE agent.

And there was much rejoicing

Barryation@barryation· Feb 21

Oh hell yeah!

Six panel comic in which an alien emerges from a ufo and punches a maga fool right in the face and then leaves

Barryation@barryation· Feb 20

I'm dreadful at turning analog into digital. This song is better than it sounds, or has potential at least. What settings are getting in my way, do ya think? Turn the bass up? Turn down whatever gain is? I suppose I could ask ai, but also I'm not doing that. I don't care if ai thinks I sound good

Barryation@barryation· Feb 14

Some percentage of getting ready accomplished. Classical gas

Barryation@barryation· Feb 3

I am a:

Ragged collection of vengeful ghosts that offend heaven

Looking for:

A peaceful place to scream in terror

Barryation@barryation· Feb 3

Barryation@barryation· Jan 30

Qrp with your pfp

Woman with messy hair giving the middle finger