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Bartek Wołek (@bartosh) · DIRTY

Bartek Wołek

@bartosh

ILlegal aid attorney a quiet poster (skill deficit) sorry in advance for my overuse of simpsons

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Bartek Wołek@bartosh· 2d

Itysl. The GOP said it's fine. The troops are not, like, real people, kinda.

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· 3d

I think you should leave: it's not a problem! The GOP said it's fine. They're not, like, real people, kinda.

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· 5d

Chicago White Sox lose on Pope Hat Night

reverend lovejoy from the simpsons: it's all over, people! we don't have a prayer!

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· 8d

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· 10d

was it this guy

dr krieger from archer

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· 12d

Juliana Stratton won the IL senate primary in March

Screenshot from NYT primary elections coverage

Aug. 4, 2026, 8:34 p.m. ET19 minutes ago
Shane Goldmacher National politics reporter

One reason the Michigan Senate race is being watched so closely by every wing of the Democratic Party is that it’s the first genuine clash at the ballot box this year between progressives and centrists in a Senate primary. By the time of Maine’s primary two months ago, Graham Platner, then the progressive insurgent, had cleared the field and Gov. Janet Mills had dropped out.

In other key races, the competition either has been more ideologically muddled or the primary was not competitive.

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· 12d

Kegseth has lost his gd mind

The updated July 31 memo expands upon the July 7 order in which the Navy announced that active duty and reserve sailors granted facial hair accommodations will be allowed to receive medical treatment for up to 12 months under new Navy grooming standards. If irritation from shaving is deemed incurable after 12 months, sailors will be evaluated for discharge.

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· 26d

zoidberg, holding a moldy sandwich: Ah ha! once again, the conservative sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor

zoidberg, eating said sandwich

zoidberg, sandwichless: oh, im ruined! why? why?

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· 28d

Martin Scorsese absolute cinemas meme but it says absolute chimneys

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· 28d

working as intended

The primary complaint from the community is visibility. Because the concrete barriers sit extremely low to the ground, neighbors argue that aggressively driving or distracted motorists simply cannot see them until it is too late.

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· 29d

Historical chart of child mortality over past 2300 years showing that about 1 in every 2 (50%) children died before age 15 until 20th century mass vaccination programs plunged that rate. Global rate was 4.3% in 2020

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· Jul 7

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· Jul 6

Jon bois tweet "why watch england vs. mexico in the world cup when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter"

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· Jul 6

Pausa de hidratación

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· Jul 5

Screenshot of news articles saying English soccer fans can watch the match at pubs that will be open from 1-5am local time

NBC NeWs
England fans can drink till 5 a.m. for Mexico World Cup game after government intervenes 2 days ago
The Telegraph
England's 1am Mexico clash to give pubs million-pint boost
The Independent
Fullist of pubs staying open until 5am for England v Mexico match near you
1 day ago

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· Jul 3

bless you seth rosenthal for that phrase

Bsky feed showing reaction to penalty kick that was skied over crossbar with multiple people posting "ABSOLUTE CHIMNEYS"

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· Jul 2

Home Simpson wearing tricorner hat and holding a town crier's bell:

"Dig him up! Dig up that corpse!"

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· Jun 27

Hope Pope Leo is watching tonight

Chicago White Sox trouncing Kansas City royals 20-1 through nearly 7 innings

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· Jun 25

It's always sunny Charlie Kelly thinking he uncovered a vast conspiracy surrounding pepe silvia

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· Jun 25

This is the same Bruce Blakeman who wanted to create American Brownshirts

Screenshot of nyt article:

Democrats question credentials of armed squad created by Trump ally

Bruce Blakeman, the Republican candidate for governor of New York, formed a band of special deputies. A lawsuit calls the unit's members unqualified and says that some appear to have arrest records.

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· Jun 25

The post that apparently warrants a criminal investigation

Screenshot of Instagram post

Turndapaigeofficial: BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in broad daylight has been identified as Jonathan Ross by the Minnesota Star Tribune. I think today is a great day for Jonathan to be indicted!

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· Jun 22

The vandals:

Screenshot of family guy scene with mayor Adam West stabbing the ocean. Caption: you won't be hurting anyone any more

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· Jun 22

My youngest's first World Cup and he's already on the Cape Verde wagon

Blue shark with soccer ball temp tat

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· Jun 18

day started out with my internet going out because a racoon fell into the underground fiber-optic pit and chewed through the wires and ended with this

screenshot of my laptop showing multiple tabs open at the top:

search results for "pvc pipe re"
repairing snapped pvc drain pi
how to fix pvc pipe for sump p
pvc coupling - google search
pvc hacksaw at lowes.com

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· Jun 15

30 rock screenshot: kenneth parcell with a megaphone in front of striking pages
caption: the war is over!

screenshot of continuation of same 30 rock episode: kenneth parcell with a megaphone in front of striking pages
caption: what did we get?

screenshot of continuation of same 30 rock episode: kenneth parcell holding a piece of paper
caption: a piece of paper that I can't really tell you about!

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· Jun 14

Simpsons screenshot of Monty Burns raising his hand to Smithers. Caption: "Whoa. Whoa. Slow down there, maestro. There's a New York?"

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· Jun 13

I don't think any of us thought they would be this dominant out the gate

Screenshot of World Cup Group D standings with USA (Ream Team) top of group

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· Jun 10

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· Jun 8

I think you should leave: oh my god, they admit it!

Bartek Wołek@bartosh· Jun 4

line go (more) brrrr

Fed Reserve Bank's historical chart showing avg price of 100% beef per pound

Line is nearly vertical within last year-ish

Current price (April 2026) is $6.89/lbs

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