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batsfordio@batsfordio· 9d

I see your official eclipse glasses, and raise you an Amazon box and a cereal box 💪

batsfordio@batsfordio· 13d

May I present this stunner, who I kind-of befriended (didn't actually get a stroke, but did feed tuna) at a French campsite. Looking after her kittens like a good momma

batsfordio@batsfordio· 22d

This is my favourite bit. Are they proposing moving a country, or...

batsfordio@batsfordio· Jul 21

Very much slow burn, but this is becoming one of my very favourite albums this year. Americana from Norwich. Who knew it would be so glorious?

Cover of the album Total Dive by Brown Horse

batsfordio@batsfordio· Jul 16

Energy drinks. Or, high caffeine beverages @secondmentions.com

Guardian headline, reading:
Energy drinks to be banned from sale to under-16s in England
About 100,000 children across the country drink the high-caffeine beverages daily

batsfordio@batsfordio· Jun 30

'Great entertainment'

A lone saxophonist plays to one person at Trump's mad fair thing. The audience of one is alone in a field. She looks like she'd like to get off home.

batsfordio@batsfordio· Jun 29

I finally got to see Greet Death. Greet Death were excellent.

Greet Death playing at The Croft in Bristol

batsfordio@batsfordio· Jun 20

There really are no words for how good @agriculturemusic.bsky.social are. They are beyond exceptional. Transcendent stuff in Birmingham tonight

Leah from Agriculture, playing a bass guitar and creating the most incredible sound

batsfordio@batsfordio· Jun 10

This isn't solely on @theguardian.com , it's just this example is from them. But the media's insistence on calling people engaged in a racist riot "demonstrators" really is something. What are they demonstrating, exactly? Other than rioting fuelled by racism?

Guardian screenshot, where the venerable publication chooses to refer to racist rioters as, of all things, "demonstrators".

batsfordio@batsfordio· May 30

Getting luminous with the numinous, yo

batsfordio@batsfordio· May 24

batsfordio@batsfordio· May 23

Hope this bloke's enjoying it

batsfordio@batsfordio· May 21

You can't say that. You literally can't say that. You literally can't say that, to international newspaper The Guardian. You literally can't say that to international newspaper The Guardian to publish in both print and online. You literally can't say anything these days.

Screenshot from the Guardian, that says

When the Guardian accompanied Hutch on a recent canvas, soundtracked by a flatbed truck blasting pop songs, he said 99% of Irish people wanted stronger rules on immigration. “But you’re not allowed to say that. Even when people have nowhere to live, because of the housing disaster, you can’t say that,” he said.

batsfordio@batsfordio· May 18

1 year ago @sufcofficial.bsky.social 😍

Kind Carlton raised aloft having scored the winner in the play off final

batsfordio@batsfordio· May 17

Why is the alien all hot and buff?!? Are they all off to have sex with it?

The orange rapist and a sexy alien. Presumably the lump is going to bum the alien with all his mates or something. Seriously, so fucking weird

batsfordio@batsfordio· May 15

It's been two weeks now, and still I'm haunted by the colossal @volcanicbirth.bsky.social live experience. Nothing can touch them. Not sure anything will ever surpass them.

batsfordio@batsfordio· May 3

Get the fuck in

batsfordio@batsfordio· May 3

McNulty to fiddle things at half time?

batsfordio@batsfordio· May 3

Could be going better

batsfordio@batsfordio· May 1

I knew they'd be good, but holy fucking shit - Dragged Into Sunlight were phenomenal. Like having a seizure, at an exorcism, during a natural disaster. And I mean that in a good way. Obvs.

batsfordio@batsfordio· Apr 29

Beyond excited for this on Friday night. Finally, get to be flayed alive by Dragged Into Sunlight (and Plague Pit)

Tour poster for Dragged Into Sunlight, Vacuous and Plague Pit

batsfordio@batsfordio· Apr 9

Lovely little @secondmentions.bsky.social from The Guardian

Headline saying 'Gentleman's Relish is toast after its maker axes the pungent anchovy spread'

batsfordio@batsfordio· Apr 7

And Full Of Hell were a lot of fun

batsfordio@batsfordio· Apr 7

Missed Jarhead Fertiliser, but The Body were as fucking immense as ever. Intensely bleak catharsis.

batsfordio@batsfordio· Apr 2

Weren't all bad though

In a barrel. Didn't get out. Never get out.

batsfordio@batsfordio· Apr 2

Went to Indonesia

Me falling off a wave, about to get my arse handed to me as I get dragged around underwater

batsfordio@batsfordio· Apr 2

What's that about people in glass houses...?

'who looks like a dried up prune' tweet by Paedolf Shitler

batsfordio@batsfordio· Mar 30

In readiness, one is currently listening to this total banger

The cover of No One Deserves Happiness by The Body.

batsfordio@batsfordio· Mar 29

Been back from indo just over a week. Still trying to kick the monkey flu I picked up on the way home.

Thunders. Doesn't look much but it was double-overhead+ and fucking scary

batsfordio@batsfordio· Feb 22

Just finished this, We Pretty Pieces Of Flesh. Absolute fucking belter. If you grew up, live or have spent any time anywhere close to Doncaster, read it now. A novel for us.