a lil guy (@beansandmaws) · DIRTY

a lil guy

@beansandmaws

In 1994 they made a guy-like entity that would blow everyone's mind with new and intriguing ways to be horny about giant animal people and now here we are

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a lil guy@beansandmaws· Jul 9

walking my giant fuckass dinosaur to the moon hbu

a lil guy@beansandmaws· Jul 3

a lil guy@beansandmaws· Jun 29

hiii :3

a lil guy@beansandmaws· Jun 18

Not to be confused with the sock *drawee*, of course.

a lil guy@beansandmaws· May 13

IS THAT A TONBERRY OH NO WATCH OUT

a lil guy@beansandmaws· May 4

a lil guy@beansandmaws· Apr 27

Have you seen me? @deviantsnart.net hasn't. :3

a micro tiger seen from below is being squished under the balls of a comparatively huge blue deer clad in nothing but green undies!

a lil guy@beansandmaws· Apr 23

Blue Shift is fun I love this absolute disaster woman. The *dog* terran

"Honey."

The elevator hitched a single millimeter, and then ascended, story by story.

"Yes?" Claire asked.

Rising felt like gliding. What an exceptionally good elevator.

"You need to eat your breakfast for it to help you."

In response, Claire did several things all at the same time.
She gasped, she choked, and she tried to say ‘that was today?!’, and all she got out was something like the last breath of a drowning sailor.

“Whaaaughhdeudeehuu??”

Both Pael hung on as the Terran doubled-over on reaction, sinuses on fire from blowing coffee straight out her nose in surprise. Thankfully, whoever had assembled the desk had left some rags around, which Claire immediately blew her nose and coughed into. After a few moments of eye-watering agony, she lifted her head and proclaimed, in a tone sorrowful enough to break the hearts of mountains;

“Doday?!”

a lil guy@beansandmaws· Apr 21

Hold up these aint my fishing glasses-- @snout.bsky.social :3

A goodra sits above a tiger about 1/5th its size, tummy overhanging onto the tiger's face.

a lil guy@beansandmaws· Apr 5

a lil guy@beansandmaws· Mar 26

about me

From this close, she could disappear you in an instant. Nobody would ever know what happened to you.

a lil guy@beansandmaws· Mar 22

what is "macro's march". tell me.

a REAL big tiger with green eyes and gold sclera grins wide at a little lynx cupped in their hands. Drawn by my friend Ahk :3

a lil guy@beansandmaws· Mar 19

HWOAH--

a lil guy@beansandmaws· Feb 19

Looking down at you with flattening intent btw :3 (artwork by @mirinameow.bsky.social !!)

A gigantic fat anthro tiger smugly looks down past their gut at a startled micro.

a lil guy@beansandmaws· Feb 19

:3

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a lil guy@beansandmaws· Nov 19

Yeah im told witches put out a lot of heat when lit--

a lil guy@beansandmaws· Oct 22

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a lil guy@beansandmaws· Oct 15

what did they even do to break it this way

a lil guy@beansandmaws· Oct 15

remember atlyss

a lil guy@beansandmaws· Oct 14

POV you haven't finished placing the rupee but he's already rolling up to the bush

a lil guy@beansandmaws· Oct 14

Everyone the second Legion comes fronting:

Spikey speech bubble going "I know! I wish some stray dog would stomp on me!"

a lil guy@beansandmaws· Aug 23

#irlpics behold. I present to u the goods. For as little as 20 bucks u may make requests for further footage

a lil guy@beansandmaws· Apr 23

a lil guy@beansandmaws· Apr 22

reminder that my icon is an edit of this BEAUTIFUL @pinballswizard.com piece of art featuring @flammtay.bsky.social >v>

pinball slapping flamm aside to better view medley!

a lil guy@beansandmaws· Apr 9

:3