Rebecca (@beantrees) · DIRTY

Rebecca

@beantrees

Former migrant, proud European, podcast addict, likes a train ride. Will travel for women's artistic gymnastics and 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 football. Bristol 🇬🇧 or sometimes Bavaria 🇩🇪. Eva Adamczyková stan.

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Rebecca@beantrees· 17d

Has this ever been known as a "crème egg"?! 😂

online ad for Cadbury creme eggs spelt the French way

Rebecca@beantrees· 21d

Maybe they could also look where they're going or have they not learnt that by the time they graduate?

sign in the road saying "graduates ceossing slow down"

Rebecca@beantrees· 27d

I assume the pub is taking this down now.

A highly decorated pub with "England" written across the front and a cutout of the World Cup trophy 1.5 storeys high.

Rebecca@beantrees· Jul 11

Freezer in my local Tesco has gone pop again by the looks of it.

List of frozen food products which all say "this product is out of stock".

Rebecca@beantrees· Jul 2

Looks legit.

Online ad with a picture of 2 middle aged people looking at their phones. A union Jack with a British passport in the middle is above text which reads "new pension on July 2. An essential update on the pension changes that took effect July 1th. See more >"

Rebecca@beantrees· Jun 26

This part of the takeaway tonight cost £12.

a dinner plate full of sauce with 4 squid rings and 4 prawns

Rebecca@beantrees· Jun 24

It's 11pm and this is Maldives weather. Sadly, I can't see a beach barbecue or any reef sharks.

31°C clear max 35 min 22
Feels like 33°C

Rebecca@beantrees· Jun 24

Someone with a flat in Turkey offers helpful advice to Brits in a heatwave. Because I'm sleeping under a 12-tog with the heating on and the curtains open ffs.

We have heavy heat reflecting curtain liners and keep the curtains closed during the times the sun is on our apartment ( most of the day cos we are south-ish facing. Pedestal fan. Sleep under a single cotton sheet.. Just a couple of suggestions.

Rebecca@beantrees· Jun 24

I'm being promised storms. WHERE ARE THE STORMS?!

Weather forecast showing storms at 6pm followed by relentless sunshine, 34°C

Rebecca@beantrees· Jun 24

Fucksake.

Hitzewelle: ist das ein normaler Sommer oder der Klimawandel? Heatwave: is this a normal summer - or climate change?

Rebecca@beantrees· Jun 22

Yes @iandunt.bsky.social

It was obscene, really. Labour won the election and then it treated being in government like a temporary interruption to the next election campaign. It was just so utterly feckless and irresponsible.

Even in government, Starmer’s intellectual focus was on electoral strategy rather than policy substance. This was a kind of witless giddiness to the whole endeavour, a lack of ballast, like a balloon floating into the air. It was painfully obvious that conversations in Downing Street concerned how something would play electorally, rather than what they would do for the country.

Rebecca@beantrees· Jun 11

10 years ago. ❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Bordeaux stadium Wales v Slovakia Euro 2016

Rebecca@beantrees· Jun 6

Artistic gymnastics session 4 event schedule.
Women's team final and individual qualification- sub 3
Women's team final and individual qualification- sub 4
Women's team medal ceremony.
Subject to change. Events may not occur in the sequence shown.

Rebecca@beantrees· May 31

Linguistic carnage over here.

Our delivery team will place your boxed items inside your home, just over your threshold, leaving you to bring them to the rooms you would like, within your own time and leisure.

Rebecca@beantrees· May 28

"increasing the temperature" lol

Humidity alert from home heating app: There is too much water vapor in the air. You might consider opening a window in your living room, increasing the temperature of the room or using a dehumidifier.

Rebecca@beantrees· May 26

My living room rn.

Rebecca@beantrees· May 19

Your summer is coming.

forecast for the next week showing sun and temperatures between 22 and 27 degrees C

Rebecca@beantrees· Apr 25

Wtf?!

Posters around the site still bear the names of six Chornobyl workers taken during the occupation, who are believed to be still in Russia.

Rebecca@beantrees· Apr 23

This claim sounds .. unlikely? #evolution

Made with pure organic Einkorn wheat, grown on our 1 family farm in Tuscany, this unique pasta iS highly nusritious and full. of the rich, nutty flavour of the r Einkorn is one of the oldest grain varieties and remains unmodified for 12,000 years.

Rebecca@beantrees· Apr 13

Found this in a pile of junk I was sorting through.

A book titled "how to de-junk your life"

Rebecca@beantrees· Apr 7

It may be Fool's Spring today, but at least I can get the washing done.

The (actual) seasons:
Winter
Fool's Spring <- we are here
Second Winter
Spring ... of deception
Third Winter
Mud season
Actual Spring
Summer
Pretend Autumn
Second Summer (one week)
Actual Autumn

Rebecca@beantrees· Apr 7

"On its journey to you".

Follow my parcel. Find out where your parcel has been on its journey to you.
It's booked! We've got it. 1212 Wed Apr 01: we're processing your parcel at our hub. 1755 Mon Apr 06 Your parcel is on its way back to sender.

Rebecca@beantrees· Apr 5

Size of my "large" Easter egg.

picture of a quail's egg in the palm of a woman's hand

Rebecca@beantrees· Apr 1

🤣😂🤣

“Tonight at 6.24pm EST [sic], for the first time in over 50 YEARS, America is going back to the Moon! Artemis II, among the most powerful rockets ever built, is launching our Brave Astronauts farther into Deep Space than any human has EVER gone,” the US president wrote on Truth Social in a trademark mix of capital letters and questionable grammar.

Rebecca@beantrees· Apr 1

All right mate, we hear you!

Three identical Fintwitter skeets in a row, saying "ST LOUIS FED'S MUSALEM: WE ARE BETTER OFF ON INFLATION INDICATORS THAN THE 1970S"

Rebecca@beantrees· Mar 28

Just remembered this.

'Missing' woman mystery solved
A group of tourists spent hours Saturday night looking for a missing woman near Iceland's Eldgja canyon, only to find her among the search party.
The group was travelling through Iceland on a tour bus and stopped near a volcanic canyon. Soon, there was word of a missing passenger. The woman, who had changed clothes, didn't recognize the description of herself, and joined in the search.
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But the search was called off at about 3 a.m., when it became clear the missing woman was, in fact, accounted for and searching for herself.

Rebecca@beantrees· Mar 27

Someone's gonna have to take this down.

Large poster of Gerhard Struber.

Rebecca@beantrees· Mar 1

😂🤣

The England and Wales cricket board and all 8 of The Hundred team franchises reaffirm their commitment to ensurin the hundred continues to be a competition that is inclusive, welcoming and open to all. Players must not be excluded on th grounds of their nationality. All 8 teams commitment to sélection being based solely on cricketing performance, availability and the needs of each team.

Rebecca@beantrees· Feb 25

Anyone know what is happening to postboxes? Third one this week.

a postbox with the front missing wrapped in black plastic

Rebecca@beantrees· Feb 21

Dick moves from the passengers on this busy train. (There is nothing else in the bottom rack.)

A luggage rack with an upright large suitcase blocking the bottom rack and a small suitcase on the top rack taking up the maximum space possible.