Bearded Stoner

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Bearded Stoner@beardedstoner· Jun 18

Packing for an extended sojourn in the upper Midwest.

A giant container of Tony Chachere's seasoning on top of a blue backpack.

Bearded Stoner@beardedstoner· May 21

Larry McMurtry didn't die for this.

Photo of non-fiction book by Larry McMurtry, "Walter Benjamin at the Dairy Queen."

Bearded Stoner@beardedstoner· Apr 18

"Sir, Obamdani has formed."

Bearded Stoner@beardedstoner· Apr 16

Love to be on BlueSky

Screenshot of bluesky showing severe technical difficulties

Bearded Stoner@beardedstoner· Apr 10

Oh?

Danny Glover from Lethal Weapon II, "It's just been revoked."

Bearded Stoner@beardedstoner· Apr 9

Any excuse for me to repost one of my favorite photographs in U.S. history

Bearded Stoner@beardedstoner· Apr 1

Ever since we got cats, I find more value in her work than ever.

Bearded Stoner@beardedstoner· Mar 31

You mean 5 miles under the speed limit, into a parking lot where you take 10 minutes backing into a spot, in a truck too big for your meager skills?

TX DOT campaign that says "Drive like a Texan."

Bearded Stoner@beardedstoner· Mar 29

Amen.

Photo of (l-r) Tom Petty, Johnny Cash, and Rick Rubin taken by Kevin Estrada during the recording of Unchained (1996). Rubin (who sucks) and Petty (who didn't) sit looking up towards Cash, who stands in between them holding a sheet of paper. Petty is holding his guitar, Rubin is gesticulating with his hands, I guess so people think he does something when he "produces."

Bearded Stoner@beardedstoner· Mar 26

Brandt from The Big Lebowski, showing the various commendations, awards, citations, honorary degrees, etc.

Bearded Stoner@beardedstoner· Mar 17

Because daddy told them to and they are good little boys who always do what daddy says.

Headline that says "Why Do Men Buy Shoes That Are Too Big?" superimposed over an image of Vance or Rubio or one of these other Administration cucks wearing shoes that clearly don't fit them because they're Donald Trump's simping little bitches.

Bearded Stoner@beardedstoner· Mar 10

I used to tell my students this was Elvis Presley.

Former WWF wrestler The Honky Tonk Man, the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time [allegedly]

Bearded Stoner@beardedstoner· Mar 7

Mary Matalin and James Carville, welcoming you to the world's most cursed key party.

Bearded Stoner@beardedstoner· Mar 2

Bearded Stoner@beardedstoner· Feb 24

Special Agent Fox Mulder, FBI

LaKeith Stanfield in a burgundy blazer and crisp white button-down, looking like he liked your vibe and wants to buy you a drink.

Bearded Stoner@beardedstoner· Feb 9

Curt, did you see the Super Bowl?

Indiana University football coach Curt Cignetti, very, very disappointed in you.

Bearded Stoner@beardedstoner· Feb 8

Let's see how the walk goes today. Just in case, please politicize my death.

black and white photo of me from below, face cropped, showing sturdy beard growth and a t-shirt that says ABOLISH ICE.

Bearded Stoner@beardedstoner· Feb 8

Damn, y'all fire everybody who knows about Puerto Rico?

Stupid bullshit post from the stupid bullshit washington post that implies Bad Bunny, who is actually an American from Puerto Rico and a Very Good Bunny, is an immigrant.

Bearded Stoner@beardedstoner· Feb 4

It's the certainty that gets me. Will everything go perfect and normal in 2028 and 2029? Maybe! Like, I can't guarantee that we'll have to storm the White House and Aunt Gladys Donald Trump to remove him from office, but I think that is just as likely a scenario as the one this post predicts.

a post that reads in part "In November 2028 a Democrat is will be [sic] elected President and in January 2029 they will be inaugurated, with no need for violent guerilla action to get us to that point, just people voting..."

Bearded Stoner@beardedstoner· Jan 31

OK so Ernest Lee Thomas was a guest star on an episode of Everybody Hates Chris the boy was watching. I got excited because I have fond memories of What's Happening. Showed my son this picture. His response? "He looks like Chidi."