Maud Gonne

@bearymom

I bleed blue. Die hard Leftist. #Resist this fascist shit. NO DMs. I vet before FBs. I am not an Irish aristocrat femme fatale revolutionary (1866-1953); I’m hiding from my therapy clients. Inveterate swearer, beware. She/her

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Maud Gonne@bearymom· 1d

#QuietWiggy

The pig-in-chief with his usual con man smirk and his fake hair sticking up all over his head like burnt cotton candy

Maud Gonne@bearymom· 9d

Mitch McConnell dressed as Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies, with his wife dressed as Ellie Mae

Maud Gonne@bearymom· 29d

I lived with a walrus for many years, so I understand how confusing it can be

An old pug rest his head on the arm of a chair, giving him an extra scrunchy, walrus-like demeanor

Maud Gonne@bearymom· Jun 24

Narcissus gazed into the water. His reflected image was rotting, snot-green fungus.

The Reflecting Pool in a hideaway chartreuse green due to algae bloom. People and Lincoln Memorial in background

Maud Gonne@bearymom· Apr 24

The New Yorker is her favorite sitting material. There go my lunch plans.

A tortie cat lays in loaf position atop the magazine I had open and was in the process of reading

Maud Gonne@bearymom· Feb 18

I did very much want to read a book tonight. Alas.

Tortie cat sleeping on open book, rendering it unreadable

Maud Gonne@bearymom· Feb 11

was hoping to eat lunch and read the New Yorker, but turns out it’s the cat’s reserved time to sit on a magazine

tortie cat sitting on corner of open magazine, rendering it unusable

Maud Gonne@bearymom· Jan 22

goddamnit

a tortie cat sits on an open magazine, a page wrinkled beneath her, rendering it unreadable

Maud Gonne@bearymom· Jan 19

bummer

tortie cat is sleeping on keyboard of open laptop, rendering it unusable

Maud Gonne@bearymom· Jan 17

sigh; welcome to my floor *cat currently on bed, but I dare not break her heart by picking this up*

a huge bunch of brown wrapping paper crumpled on the floor waiting for my cat to play with it

Maud Gonne@bearymom· Dec 4

The love of my life, waiting for me across the Rainbow Bridge:

black brindle French bulldog asleep on his belly, up against a pillow, with just a little of the pink inside his bottom lip showing

Maud Gonne@bearymom· Oct 6

wen my ma brote legg I sweep wit hers an growl at nite noiseies. but otterwise I say don touch me

little tortie cat with gold tag on collar sitting up and looking pensively at camera

Maud Gonne@bearymom· Sep 28

Wednesday repaying my babysitting by producing Uranus-level methane clouds

Boston terrier sleeping on outstretched pair of legs

Maud Gonne@bearymom· Sep 25

Going to France on Monday and I’m a fearful flier. Everyone please send good vibes so that I can come home safely and steward these two old moops through their golden years 🥺

two horses with heads down grazing in a green paddock with white fencing. One is red chestnut and one is palomino paint. Both wear purple fly boots and black and teal fly masks

Maud Gonne@bearymom· Aug 21

Look what the cat dragged in. Literally.

a piece of torn up rag lying on the floor

Maud Gonne@bearymom· Jul 21

I thought this might be dry, but it’s delicious and makes me extra happy I’ve never been on FakeBook for even one minute #FuckZuck #BoycottBroligarchs