beefunwellington
@beefunwellington
Wiseass public defender in Portlandia. 📎 “Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.” Canadian-American. 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸🍁
blazers were sold to a billionaire sub-prime bitch from texas who offers a new coach a ONE year contract. and they speak of portland like it’s beirut. complete. fucking. assholes.
“Democrat party” is the giveaway, confederate. Now get your pickup off your lawn. And fuck you.
The world watches perplexed as ‘mericans fight the pool wars in the streets.
People are afraid of this pop n fresh boy asshole. How embarrassing now to be an ‘merican.
So how’d the confederate circle-jerk on the white house lawn go?
Your posts here are inspiring. My Ukrainian-American friend lost her uncle on the front line last week. It’s all so senseless.