Guess who learned how to play fetch

“What?”

I remember my dad tried to tell me about this beer like 20 years ago and I had no idea what he was talking about. Should’ve listened closer, it’s a good one. Sorry dad.

hey let’s rip down to ikea for a sec I gotta pick up a barfis

look at this dumb cozy idiot. that basket is way too small.

I laughed for five straight minutes when this happened.

This is up there

Sceptres game in a suite? Hell yeah.

I think a wizard died here

It’s time

Not to be pedantic, Brent, but you’re flat out wrong. This car is exceptionally green, unless the sun hits it a certain way and then it’s kind of yellow.

The show blade penetrates the shield

Just pulled a Celebrini card that’s gotta be a good sign right

The suits:

later on I painted them

for real

i'll do it, i swear

👍🏻

Fuck she’s a bit snowy out eh?

#Friendship

We’re friends now

There’s a hawk perched in my backyard do you think I can go make friends with it y/n?

wait there he is. comes in around the net a fraction of a second before buddy comes by on this side.

He really is