Hello Japan! Let's eat!

One of my friends from high school is in Montreat with a church group. He said there have been a lot of black bears around. And I asked him if it the Chicago defensive line was on vacation or if it was Pride leftovers just enjoying the sounds of nature.

I spoke with Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes earlier today.

This isn't a real thing. This can't be a real thing. This is the kind of thing the witch at the edge of town gives children and Pete the Crow. She lives on the edge of town because it's right outside the municipal line. No taxes.

@chelles116.bsky.social I bought a $10 cassette player, but it's cherry and also uses batteries.

I guess I'm on vacation.

America.

What the fuck are we even doing anymore.

I don't think it's ai guys. That's just an orange cat being an orange cat.

Also, Democratic Socialists would know to use the Rod of Aesculapius and not the Caduceus (staff of Hermes). Fucking capitalists.

I did it. I backed into parking space.

No thoughts, just snooze.

@ewacat.bsky.social bestie, i found our twinning shirt online

@keunghui.bsky.social Hey Keung, I think someone made a goof.

I think I fixed it. Is this right?

I get yelled at if he can't do this. I have to sit on the couch.

It's like California Sober, except at least two people in your polycule has the same last name as you. #Florida #poly

Joke's on you. I procrastinate then delay.

After telling her twice we should agree on the details, she suggested going Sunday. Then this. I responded that no one has ever prefaced anything kind with "if you don't take it personally" and then unmatched. What the actual fuck, women.

57 chromosomes and can't respawn. ::Bruce Springsteen voice::

I cannot figure out where to buy this hat.

They've made a laptop holder that will your MacBook and headphones turn invisible.

I got the mamdani too!

When were you radicalized? Who got to you?