Beignet Blanc
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🔞🏳️🌈 BEEP BEEP WEIRD FETISH STUFF AHEAD | He/Him | 34 | Mostly horny but you're gonna have to see some nerd shit too.
Been watching a lot of Showa era tokusatsu on bluray lately and it's incredible. There is no greater joy than watching a character fly away by jumping off screen and immediately cutting to the world's most obvious doll being pulled across a backdrop on wires.
*EXTREMELY LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS HUMAN GAS TANK NOISES* It's just burps, babes.
I don't know about you but something's got this tank feeling packed tight tonight.
In which we illustrate what happens when you eat the Burrito That Makes You Explode. Comm by the incredible @sirzamo.bsky.social
The Turn A getting a card is the main thing I've been waiting for since this game was announced. I need that card IMMEDIATELY.
It's Thursday... Thick Thursday even. I need a professional photographer already, all my pics look the same.
Whoever's writing these prompts lately is a monster. A horny monster.
Keeping the horrors at bay by once again fantasizing about being the pet lardass for a gaggle of jock roommates who get off on keeping me too fat to escape.
Miiight have to go for the size up next time if these bulges have anything to say about it.
So like... where do I find this bar? Cuz I need this kinda freak shit for me.
I don't know how to explain it but they look like a pair of goofy side characters from a sick early 2000's Japanese fighting game.