Y’all I’m so excited about attending my first NFL game on September 20 (Seahawks vs. Cardinals) that I just bought myself a clear Coach stadium bag. I need to stop.

College application season for my youngest

It took me a while to come around to the wide leg pants trend but I think the skinny top and wide leg pants trend looks sooooo chic. It’s hilarious that we used to wear skinny jeans a decade ago.

So glad I lost 41 pounds before vacation

This is literally us driving to the beach:

Saw this shirt in the wild today. Guy was with his three young daughters. Sad.

Just found this in my Favorites folder lol

This is exactly what y’all sound like when you say “This is not who we are.”

Lots of people waiting to hear Thomas Jefferson read the Declaration of Independence from the Capitol Building in Colonial Williamsburg. If Trump’s team were competent, they could’ve done something like this

This is already Colonial Williamsburg right now (I live here). Many more people than Trump’s fair.

May to now. OH.

I want to lose 69 more pounds. I’ll still be in the BMI range for my height. Doing it with a calorie deficit and focusing on fiber and protein intake.

And they just donated $2 million to Feeding America

People just get on TikTok and talk about ANYTHING

The White Sox have been my second favorite team since 2017

19yo son just apparently saw the Trump motorcade drive by (he is not a Trump fan to be clear)

Y’all, it’s so green

So gross

Live reporting on the reflecting pool from my 19yo son, who is there right now. He said the algae is worse than photos can show

That arena is still up

The way this is slightly more than a serving size of chicken tenders has me shook. It’s barely two medium sized ones.

I should’ve thought a food scale way sooner, because a serving size of peanut butter is blowing my mind. I used to eat twice that amount.

19yo has 4 friends over watching the Knicks game so that means it’s time for Monty to hide in my box spring

I’m the most sentimental person in my immediate family because the rest of my fam (very practical people) couldn’t understand why I’d want to keep and wear (after washing) the last visor I saw my brother alive in. (He didn’t die in it or anything)

Taylor Swift has been going to Knicks games foreverrrr. Y’all just love to find things to complain about.

I took this framed family photo from my brother’s apartment when he died, and I just found one of my senior portraits behind the family photo in the frame

So is the black screen in my Hyundai Kona just a blown fuse that can be easily replaced, or is this something that’s going to cost me thousands of dollars

So many people are confused by this post and I’m begging y’all to get be up to date with what he’s been doing lately

Just pure trash

Enya really did one of her best ones with this one