Ben Albert
@benalbert
Dad, Deadhead. I’d rather be talking about music and movies but here we are.
I would assume this would just be Gerard Butler in bikini briefs and sandals yelling “THIS. IS. THE ODYSSEY!!”
Songs for Juneteenth: People Get Ready Lonesome Death of Hattie Carrol Abraham, Martin and John This Land Is Your Land Redemption Song
My diet plan to lose 50 pounds is 95% done. All that remains is losing the last 49 pounds.
First Deck Set of the Spring! To my neighbors, you’re welcome; and I’m sorry? (But they’ve never complained). Today’s set: Live Forever/Oasis Is It In My Head/The Who Feed The Tree/Belly Five Years/Bowie Fade Into You/Mazzy Star Brokedown Palace/Dead
True, but you fell for it. And it’s interesting that you left that part out.
Were Haitians eating pets in OH? In reality, no. But this dipshit podcaster says yes. Who’s right? You decide.
It was a new music explosion in my music library this year, with literally dozens of great discoveries. Four of my favorites this year: All Them Witches: Bluesy, hard rock band Ista: Psychedelic dance Rock band from Brooklyn King Buffalo: stoner metal band Nice Biscuit: Dream Rock band
Charging the guy who threw a Subway sandwich at a cop with Felony Assault? Wow, masculinity really is in crisis.
It’s not as if we don’t know. You can play pretend if you want, but we all know.
My next Bond film title suggestions: From Vladimir Putin With Love DEI Another Day No Dr. (for RFK Jr) You Only Live To Breed and Consume On His Majesty Donald J Trump’s Service The Man With The Golden Toilet License To Abduct People Bitcoin Royale QAnon of Solace For Your And DOGE’s Eyes Only
A big, happy and GRATEFUL 60th anniversary to the Band Beyond Description. The band not the best at what they do, they’re the only ones who do it. Somewhere between 16-17 years old I got on the bus, and it’s been a constant wellspring of joy and bliss ever since.