barn cormorant
@benconneran
Normal person with good posts
You think this guy is going to vote with the Democrats enough to count as one?
It is 2020. Donald Trump is president and I have to sterilize my groceries. It is 2026. Donald Trump is president and I have to sterilize my groceries.
"Dementia Grandpa would never just say crazy shit for no reason! There must be something bigger going on..."
Aggressively terrible avatar, too. It screams "I am annoying on the Internet but I consider it important work"
Holy freaking epic shitballs!! You win the Internet for today good sir!!!!!!!!!
Look at this thing. Imagine charging into battle wearing this. If you're not like Achilles-level unkillable everyone is gonna laugh at you if you wear this
Me telling the FBI that they will simply have to wait for my attorney to arrive if they want to speak to me (my attorney is my dad and he lives 8 hours away):
We used to swap places when I was thinner. I was the Surgeon General for like a month
If you don't like cops or snitches you're gonna hate the Soviet Union