Ben Fiorucci

@benfiorucci

Third place trophy husband. Can't shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding. Still wish @metroadlib was on here.

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Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· 4d

If it doesn't work, he's an easy cut. I'm happy to find out in a 40 spot dynasty

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· 16d

Here's hoping

The first donation to the Jake Trowbridge Tight End Waiver Fund

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· 22d

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· 26d

Here's the whole #SFB16 crew in one look. It's got a decent amount of upside, and a lot of correlated bets. Thank you to @scottfish.bsky.social for inviting me! Thanks to @joshadhd.com for the SFB Tool! Good luck to everyone participating!

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· 26d

20.10 Justin Joly My dreams of being the latest person to draft a RB in #SFB16 we're dashed before my pick came up! Rookie mini camp went well for Joly from what I can see, and another theme for my team is "get all the former UConn guys as late as humanly possible"

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· 26d

19.03 Skyler Bell If the 1st team all-American carves out a role or steps up due to someone being injured, there are much worse places to be than attached to Josh Allen.

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· 26d

18.10 Jack Bech Nobody loves Kirk Cousins, and the entire WR depth chart is unsettled. AND! This fits this years theme of "take as many former LSU guys as humanly possible"

Jack Bech looks confused about being drafted

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· 26d

Let's finish off the #SFB16 draft thread! We're all dart throws from here on out. At 15.03 Denzel Boston Possibly the WR1 by the end of the season on a team that will be very bad. Hopefully this means 700 PA

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· Jul 11

Let's hear it!

SFB16 squad so far
Ja'marr Chase
Joe Burrow
Nico Collins
Jameson Williams
Jared Goff
Carnell Tate
Dalton Kincaid
DK Metcalf
Quentin Johnston

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· Jul 11

Please don't tell Nico, but this was my immediate reaction to to a buddy of mine who will be drafting at Orlando live. Please note that it turns out I could not get Fannin, Egbuka, McConkey, or Zay at 4, this room is rough

Text conversation after the 3.03 pick in SFB 16

Me- I took Nico coming back and immediately had buyers remorse for skipping Loveland. Or thought about Saquon so I can assemble the team that would have won it all 2 years ago

Him- Yeah that would be fun but old RB drop off is still real, Henry aside. I probably would've gone Loveland too though

Me-It's because in my head I can get fannin or kittle next and the wr spikes are higher.But flip it and I could have had Loveland and Egbuka/McConkey/Zay next is about the same as Nico.

Dear reader, I could not get any of those players...

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· Jul 6

Good luck to everyone who's #SFB16 draft starts today! Thanks @scottfish.bsky.social and the team @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social for all your hard work putting it all together!

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· Jun 27

That's a wrap on the first ever SLC Live. Thanks to everyone who came out and to the SFB/ Fantasy Cares team who let us put it on! #SFB16 #FantasyCares

SFB16 SLC live drafters with their draft board

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· Jun 27

And now through 5 in Goldeneye 007! #SFB16 #FantasyCares

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· Jun 27

Through 5 in SFB Live Salt Lake City Zelda division! #SFB16 #FantasyCares

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· Jun 27

And a 1.01 for Brock Bowers! #SFB16

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· Jun 27

Scott Fish Bowl 16 Live in Salt Lake is off and running! #SFB16 #FantasyCares

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· Jun 17

I think in general he keeps it locked away because he knows he's better than anyone has ever been. He's had his moments though (and they're great)

Messi taunts Louis van Gaal during the 2022 World Cup.

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· Jun 14

Have you tried the other ones? Football, Baseball, Hockey, Soccer? I'm not touching the college ones

A different version of the 82-0 game for baseball. A team of baseball all-stars that went 162-0 in the simulated season

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· Jun 3

Another one.

This game is unbeatable. A team of LeBron, MJ, Bird, KG, and Timmy goes 75-7.

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· Apr 27

If you're in the mountain west and would like to get involved with #SFB16, there's still some room in Salt Lake City on June 27th! Make sure your SFB account is updated and submit your interest scottfishbowl.com/liveevent.ph... #SFBHopefuls

An invitation to the Scott Fish Bowl 16 Live event in Salt Lake City. June 27th, 11am @ Leatherheads Sports Grill in Draper.

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· Apr 25

it's a good article and all I saw when I first read your post was this

Survivorship bias or survivor bias is the logical error of concentrating on entities that passed a selection process while overlooking those that did not. This can lead to incorrect conclusions because of incomplete data. In this case the selection process is that men are capable of dying when people are wielding weapons. The implication here is that women would be the more capable hunters or warriors

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· Apr 22

Tomorrow is the deadline for the #FantasyCares draft prop contest, so jump in if you want something to cheer for during the draft. Some sweet prizes in there fantasycares.org/campaign.php... And if there are any #SFBHopefuls out there, think about SFB 16 Live events! (especially Salt Lake City)

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· Apr 18

Grateful to get invited by @scottfish.bsky.social to a Scott Fish Bowl live event. Very sad that I had to withdraw. Nevertheless! One more spot for someone else to come play at the Salt Lake City live! #SFB16

An invitation to Scott Fish Bowl Live. Regretfully, I must withdraw.

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· Apr 15

We have our first draft slot selected for the #SFB16 Salt Lake City Live event! Event is June 27th, make sure your SFB profile is up to date and sign up! scottfishbowl.com/liveevent.ph...

What: Scott Fish Bowl 16 Live Draft / Fundraiser

When: June 27, 2026 11am-4pm

Where: Leatherheads Sports Bar & Grill

12147 State St | Draper, UT 84020, United States

Why: Proceeds from this event will help support Utah Food Bank in their mission of Fighting Hunger Statewide.

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· Apr 2

This is mine

State of Utah Updates Twitter account posted a picture of this structure standing outside of the Living Planet Aquarium. The structure is reminiscent of a four legged alien walker from War of the Worlds and no one really knows why it's at the aquarium. The tweet is captioned "We just bought 5 more of these".

The Lt Governor learned a lesson about the 1st amendment to the Constitution when she threatened the account with legal action

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· Mar 13

I think you could do this for any year of a Trump presidency. Looking forward to Liberation Day 2

Markets News, March 14, 2025: Stocks Soar to Their Best Day of 2025 as Nvidia and Palantir Lead Tech Rally; Major Indexes Still Down for 4th Straight Week

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· Mar 5

That was a trick question

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· Mar 1

As a non-law professional seeking relief from other events, I look forward to the resolution of this thread and hope for a brief explanation, but this is the part where I laughed

text from earlier in this thread-

conputer dipshit: "flagship models of the frontier lands are all good"
Kathryn Tewson: "Would you be willing to run a test with them for me?"
conputer dipshit: "oh absolutely"

Ralph Wiggum (not in thread): "I'm in danger"

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· Feb 5

Bart Simpson asks "Theology but not nursing or advanced practice nurses?" Homer Simpson corrects him by saying "Theology AND chiropractic"

Ben Fiorucci@benfiorucci· Jan 11

Check out this one our large child Josh Allen made