Benjamin Ahr Harrison

@benjaminahr

Star Trek podcast host @greatesttrek.com, fart joke enjoyer, embarrassing dad, one half of a Star Wars character. E-40 enthusiast. Tougher than a $3 steak. Benjaminahr.mobi Profile photo by Dennys Ilic.

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Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· 18d

Maybe, but nobody beats Jonathan Frakes when it comes to “put an arm on the wall and turn back” actors.

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· 22d

I was just thinking about that, Caga Tio!

On a desktop in front of a keyboard and monitor and various odds and ends, a ceramic figurine, a caga tio, of Spock from Star Trek TOS squatting and dropping a shit.

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· 22d

Ok this is pretty rad.

A Lego set of the bridge of the USS Enterprise from TOS, as well as a transporter room off to the side. This appears to be a real set that leaked online.

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· 23d

What’s in Worf’s pants? It’s a pair o’ dicks.

Worf, the Klingon security officer from Star Trek the Next Generation

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· 23d

Who’s the Enterprise-D’s chief medical officer? It’s a pair o’ docs.

A composite image of Drs. Crusher and Pulaski, the two doctors from Star Trek TNG.

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· 25d

I am going to watch light passing through this projected on a screen

A giant platter of 70mm film. The reel is about five feet wide and a strip of film leads from it to a powder coat blue projector to the right of the shot. You can see a little peek of the theater through the projector window.

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· 27d

Dress for the job you want.

Anton Mount as Christopher Pike as TK Bellows, the Temu Gene Roddenberry he played in the Strange New Worlds S3 episode “A Space Adventure Hour.” He has big dark frame glasses and curly mid-length gray hair. He’s wearing a brown suede jacket and he’s in a dim room with a lamp and a painting in soft focus behind him.

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· 28d

The prompt was to draw a cryptid doing an ordinary task. www.doodl.app/join-the-beta

A yeti stolidly shoveling a path in knee deep snow high up in the mountains.

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· Jul 12

Today’s prompt: “Draw an affirmation card for an unusual occasion.” www.doodl.app/join-the-beta

My sketchy illustration of a greeting card with an image of two bottles of champagne. One has a tag hanging around the neck that says “RIP Donald” and the other has a tag that says “RIP Mitch.” The text at the top of the card reads “Way to be patient!”

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· Jul 11

ANTIFAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! 😡😡😡

A big gross wad of hair algae on the end of a pair of tweezers. A planted fish tank in the background is the location where this disloyal, very bad plant was discovered.

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· Jul 10

I joined this drawing app. Might just make it my primary social media.

A shared image from the Doodl app. For the prompt “draw a character from one of your favorite movies” I sketched a color image of Spock in his monster maroon movie uniform, he’s standing with a neutral facial expressing and his arms folded behind his back against a bluish background.

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· Jul 7

I have to picture Riker thinking to himself, "I'm sitting here on the verge of winning. This was an all good thing that was about to come to an end, and this fucking guy has to finally stop by for poker night after seven years of blowing us off?" You know, hence the title.

The god-shot at the end of the Star Trek TNG finale. We're looking at the bridge crew playing poker around a circular, green felt tabletop. Picard is dealing, and has a single silver chip in front of him. Every other crew member has two chips, aside from Riker who has a great big pile.

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· Jul 4

Candle-lit crumb!

A warm, candle-lit photo of a torn apart challah loaf on a wood cutting board.

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· Jul 4

I just fucked around and made an 8 strand Maldon salt challah. Shabbat shalom!

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· Jul 2

For every time I hear something about how crazy creepy good ad tech on the internet has gotten at predicting what to try to sell to us, I see something like this.

Search results for the terms "big top pee wee" on Amazon. First result its a streamable copy of the film on Prime video, the second, sponsored result is for Wee Wee pads, those floor diapers people get when their dog is incontinent or can't be housebroken.

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· Jul 2

Felt cute. Might delete later. 💕🦎😍

Makeup artist Werner Keppler poses with the reptilian Selay creatures on the Paramount Studios backlot in 1987. Keppler is a gray haired white guy in a short sleeve white dress shirt. He’s kneeling while the green snake-headed Selay, wearing red and orange robes, lean over him from behind.

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· Jul 1

Anne Boleynjyutsu: the ultimate evolution in self-defense against beheadist monarchs. Send skeet.

A screenshot from the TNG episode The Icarus Factor, in which Riker is dressed in various hockey and baseball pads, all in red with white fluting, facing off against another fighter whose elbow is visible in the foreground wearing white pads with red fluting. Riker's face has been replaced with a mannerist painting of Anne Boleyn.

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· Jun 30

My son saw this and called it a “soccer bottle.”

A billboard for useacondom.com. It’s a giant black and white hexagon soccer ball patterned condom on a soccer field and in big yellow letters it says GOOOOOOAL!

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· Jun 27

Lucy pulling the football at the last minute as Charlie Brown naïvely tries to kick it, having never gotten to kick a ball that Lucy had set up in his entire existence. There are labels marking Charlie as The Media, the football as “this Iran peace deal is real!” and Lucy as Trump.

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· Jun 23

A New York Times push notification cropped from a phone screen reading “Breaking News
1m ago

Officials knew the $16.4 million Reflecting Pool renovation was peeling and turning green earlier than they acknowledged.”

The White House chief of staff Andrew Card whispering into George W. Bush’s ear as he sits stupidly reading The Pet Goat in a school room on 9/11.

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· Jun 21

Captain Daddy and the Santa Monica Mountains

A selfie on a nearly empty Santa Monica beach. Malibu and the mountains are visible in the distance. I’m wearing a yachting cap and a blue and white striped shirt.

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· Jun 20

I think the UK will enjoy the slogan on the side of this fan I just bought.

The side of a box for a fan. The slogan is “No knob. No prob.”

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· Jun 18

The moon and Jupiter, just loitering in my backyard.

A somewhat crappy iPhone photo of a crescent moon and the very bright light of Jupiter in a blue sky just after sunset. There are the tops of some trees at the bottom of the frame.

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· Jun 14

The chartreuse brat album cover, but the word brat has been replaced with johnsonville.

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· Jun 14

Ok here’s a question that just popped into my head. I have always assumed when you’re in engineering looking at the warp core you are facing the stern of the ship. But is that right?

An image of the warp core in the engineering section on the Enterprise D. It’s a big column of toroidal glass chambers that are lit up from within, and at about chest level there is a big metal manifold with a circular window into the dilution chamber.

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· Jun 13

I mean give me a break you need this tee shirt.

A pale blue t-shirt featuring a Horga’hn playing a saxophone in front of a copse of tropical plants a bird of paradise flowers. The text reads, “Jamaharon, it’s about the sexual notes you don’t play!”

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· Jun 12

I take comedy very seriously.

A selfie in which I am wearing a beaglepuss. It’s a head and shoulders shot of me, a plain white guy with a gray tee shirt. I’m seated in a room with a flower vase on a built-in behind me and a door into another room over my right shoulder.

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· Jun 11

We just dropped a @greatesttrek.com summer capsule at podshop.biz and I am very proud of it! You can literally drape your body in Jazz Horga’ns!

A yellow tee shirt with a horga’hn totem from Star Trek playing a saxophone. A copse of tropical plants and bird of paradise flowers are in the background.

The jazz horgahn playing its saxophone on the back of a green aloha shirt otherwise decorated with tropical plants and birds of paradise.

The jazz horgahn on a huge beach towel with the tropical plants.

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· Jun 10

A fake title card from Star Trek Picard with the USS Titan in it it over a greenish world with its star peeking around the horizon. The title is “Oops, All Eye-Trauma.”

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr· Jun 6

At one point the word “Gagh” is translated as “serpent worms.” Why are you people not founding black metal bands called Serpent Worms? Do I have to fucking think of everything?