BennyFits

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Your favorite monster and Twitch's most proudly unqualified partner. One of Rolling Stone's trailblazing streamers to watch in 2017. Graphic Designer he/him Business Inquiries benny@bennyfits.tv

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BennyFits@bennyfits· 28d

Mods are asleep. Post skeletons.

Clint Eastwood is a skeleton. He's just awful. You don't need to know more about this photo of him at 95 years old.

BennyFits@bennyfits· Jul 12

Ashley Zuckerman, please don't ignore this message. You need to get some blood tests done because there is no way that Hugh Laurie and BJ Novak are not your biological parents.

Succession and Silo actor Ashley Zuckerman sits in front of a set of wooden slats in a black and white photo wearing a neutral expression.

BennyFits@bennyfits· Jul 8

I know I'm the guy you go to to find out if it runs on Linux. Yes, it runs on Linux.

The protagonist of Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced stands in waist-deep clear blue water facing a river running through leafy green island jungle.

BennyFits@bennyfits· Jul 2

I am 100% out of commission. This PC went to sleep 2 days ago and today it powers on to nothing. This is a CPU light and since this CPU does not do display I have no idea what's actually wrong. RIP, Benny until I can figure something else out.

A CPU light on the Easy Debug LED group glows red indicating that you are royally screwed.

Sorry, person who got this light.

BennyFits@bennyfits· Jun 30

You cannot convince me that Link Neal is not just what happens if you stretch Rick Moranis out a little bit.

Chistopher Lincoln "Link" Neal of Good Mythical Morning

Rick Moranis of being the ideal human specimen.

BennyFits@bennyfits· Jun 26

Back in business. Thumbs up for how easy it was to fix.

A white Miyoo Mini late on a leather blotter. On its screen is the demo screen featuring Ned’s riding on a bicycle.

BennyFits@bennyfits· Jun 12

In Daredevil they just took the hat he wore in The Goonies, flipped it around, and said, “See? Totally different guy.”

In a shot from “The Goonies” Joe Pantoliano sits in the passenger seat of a car wearing black gloves, a dark brown coat, a black button-up shirt, and a brown flat cap.

He has what can best be described as a pensive and mildly fearful look on his face as he holds a handgun with his finger on the trigger and looks to the driver who’s point of view the shot is taken from.

BennyFits@bennyfits· May 8

Sorry, Clavicular. We only recognize one type of mogging around here and you are destined to lose.

Mog the moogle from the 1994 video game Final Fantasy VI

BennyFits@bennyfits· May 8

Speed squaren't.

A carpenter's speed square that is certainly no longer square.

BennyFits@bennyfits· Apr 21

Dr. Yeti - Dinosaur proctologist.

A yeti crouches slightly to get a better view of a dinosaur skeleton's rear workings.

BennyFits@bennyfits· Apr 20

This now ancient meme is how I see people engaging my content.

A reaction meme in the form of a two-panel comic.

The first panel depicts an individual clearly disgusted by what they're witnessing.

The second panel depicts the same individual looking even more disgusted to the point of near rage reluctantly holding an up-arrow indicating that, while disgusted, they must upvote or like the thing they're seeing.

BennyFits@bennyfits· Apr 18

If you see this, quote a picture of you in glasses.

Stacks of thick, overturned, glasses with hexagonal bases sit on a black bar in a non-descript location.

Within the centermost stack sits Benny Fits, this world's champion. He wears a look of weary confusion on his face at his current predicament.

BennyFits@bennyfits· Apr 14

A illustrated example of The Ouroboros: The snake eating its own tail.

The snake is colored green and forms a perfect circle with its head eating its tail at the top of the circle.

BennyFits@bennyfits· Apr 9

The more time passes the more he looks like hes going to be singing a hymn in the rain as walks up on Carol Anne playing in the front yard.

The most evil monstrosity your mind could conjure bares its teeth at a camera as it prepares to drain the life force out of a willing mass of people who only hope to see it's eventual, and deserved, demise.

It stands in the familiar trappings of a respected person. These garments ill-fitting on its profane and unnatural frame that undulates and stoops in what can only be described as a giant angler fish attempting to parody the human form.

Behind it a bright blue-blue wall of light stands shrouding a once great symbol that now mocks all who see it emblazoned with an unearned dignified lettering that, in the now-ancient runes of more fitting champions, spells out the words "The White House."

BennyFits@bennyfits· Mar 21

Weird thing for Trump to say about the guy who released a report that "totally exonerated" him. But what do I know? I'm a fictional character.

A truth social post by Donald J. Trump (realDonaldTrump) that reads:

"Robber Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. Trump"

BennyFits@bennyfits· Mar 20

A very close and slightly disconcerting image of Rebb Ford, creative director of Warframe looking intensely interested in the camera.

BennyFits@bennyfits· Mar 7

Today's no joke. It's officially my 10-year Partner anniversary just a month after my streaming anniversary. So we're going to celebrate 10 years of me being everybody else's problem. twitch.tv/BennyFits

BennyFits@bennyfits· Feb 25

I have a new problem...

A white cat hides behind a guitar and a proton pack from the 1985 film Ghostbusters.

The cat hiding is not the problem. The cat is the problem.

BennyFits@bennyfits· Feb 9

Jokes on you. Once I fill out this official paperwork you'll be my mom.

Official adoption papers for Benny Fits: born in the Cabbage Patch on October 18th.

BennyFits@bennyfits· Jan 27

New curse dropped.

A box of "Frosted Cool Ranch" flavored Pop-tarts.

Do not fear, reader of this alt-text. This does not, in fact, exist.

BennyFits@bennyfits· Jan 4

I painstakingly created a new emote for the stream and Discord. I hand-laid every pixel of this new emote with great care because I wanted everyone to know that this is a space where they can stop and rest a while. I give you CAMP.

A pixel art version of the 3D model tent used in BennyFits' stream background.

The tent is facing left and towards the camera. It consists of a series of sticks tied together to form the framework of the classic A-frame tent seen in cartoons and movies. A beige canvas forms the outer covering.

BennyFits@bennyfits· Jan 1

Ladies and Gentlemen. BennyFits Court Mandated New Year's Eve Twitch Stream: A Careful Examination of the Year That Was, the Year That Will Be For People Who Respect the Pageantry of Watching a Number Change at Midnight is now live. twitch.tv/BennyFits

On the left of the image Twitch streamer BennyFits appears in front of a burgundy illustration of a curtain.

To his right a block of text reads as follows:

Benny Fits Court Mandated New Year's Eve Twitch Stream

A Careful Examination of the Year That Was, the Year That Will Be, and the Increasing Suspicion That Time Is Doing This On Purpose For Pople Who Have Already Changed Into Their Pajamas, Brushed Their Teeth "
"Just In Case," and Are Now Trapped in a Liminal State Between Celebration and Rest Yet Still Respect the Pageantry of Watching a Number Change at Midnight

BennyFits@bennyfits· Dec 30

By writ of mandamus you are cordially invited to join me in ringing in the new year starting at 6PM US Central time on December 31st. This fulfills my legal obligation to notify.

BennyFits@bennyfits· Dec 4

I really don't want to concern anybody... But, Daniel Pink might be a closeted World of Warcraft player. That was maybe the most important thing I took from his latest video.