Ben Summers
@bensummers
Programmer/dad in Tennessee. Somebody should do something about all the problems.
Him (always): - I'm going to tell you who I am before I do the thing - I'm going to tell you who I am while I am doing the thing - I'm going to tell you who I am after I have done the thing Everyone (after): - Haaaay, now you wait just a dang cotton-pickin' minute, this ain't whut I signed up for
That is a beautiful bike! I used mine to carry both of my little kids to school for about two full years before they both learned to ride bikes on their own. Now I use it to carry all their stuff to and from while they ride their bikes and I can bring the dog with me. I love this thing.
🎶 If I had convictions 🎶 🎵 I'd change em in the morning 🎵 🎶 I'd change em in the evening 🎶 🎵 To whatever he said 🎶
Many people are disagreeing very strongly and powerfully like nobody has ever seen
Pretty sure one of his kids told him about Bioshock Infinite once and he became subconsciously locked in need of seeing in real life what was described in the game:
Telling that this was my first thought upon looking at this image of the Earth, but this is what it was. @philhendrie.bsky.social
"In Neo-Confederate America, the Snake Treads On You! Ah Ah Ah! What a country!"
Here are Gary and Gargle. Gary is the dog and Gargle is the cat. They are friends.
The front slob looks like one of those alien golem good guy things from the Fifth Element, but not good
This guy with the wrists fused directly to his torso and the squeaky voice must be Mark Levin
Chris Isaak as Special Agent Chester Desmond on Twin Peaks Fire Walk with Me