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bergmayer@bergmayer· 17d

I think he's ready for Endless Summer

THE BEACH BOYS PULL REMAINING SUMMER CONCERT
DATES TO RECHARGE'
Mike Love, the last remaining original Beach Boy still in the touring lineup, is 85 years old, and has been struggling with health issues this year

bergmayer@bergmayer· 19d

the band deicide

bergmayer@bergmayer· 24d

let's not be hasty

Breaking News: Taylor Farms, whose lettuce was linked to cyclospora cases, said it would remove the products at the center of the outbreak.

bergmayer@bergmayer· 26d

from Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog) by Jerome K Jerome (1889). anyway this is me

I rather pride myself on my packing. Packing is one of those many things that I feel I know more about than any other person living. (It surprises me myself, sometimes, how many of these subjects there are.) I impressed the fact upon George and Harris, and told them that they had better leave the whole matter entirely to me. They fell into the suggestion with a readiness that had something uncanny about it. George put on a pipe and spread himself over the easy-chair, and Harris cocked his legs on the table and lit a cigar.

This was hardly what I intended. What I had meant, of course, was, that I should boss the job, and that Harris and George should potter about under my directions, I pushing them aside every now and then with, “Oh, you—!” “Here, let me do it.” “There you are, simple enough!”—really teaching them, as you might say. Their taking it in the way they did irritated me. There is nothing does irritate me more than seeing other people sitting about doing nothing when I’m working.

bergmayer@bergmayer· Jul 9

watched Clue last night and Jane Wiedlin of course has the best part. also she looks amazing in her Wikipedia photo from 2009

Jane in a sort of leather daddy outfit playing guitar

bergmayer@bergmayer· Jun 25

the Monforts are the worst www.nytimes.com/athletic/738...

Which organizations have bad reputations among players?. Rockies number one on list

bergmayer@bergmayer· Jun 23

No need. His is already the voice in my head when I read anything

would you let AI Michael Caine redo the Odyssey?

bergmayer@bergmayer· Jun 23

This is also how Paul McCartney discusses songwriting

"I don't have any magical ability. I look at a problem, play with it, work out a strategy."

— Terence Tao

bergmayer@bergmayer· Jun 15

My favorite milks

Select your milk option on Wawa kiosk where the two choices are water and chocolate milk

bergmayer@bergmayer· Jun 12

this is one of the funniest novels of the 21st-century. perhaps needs a new intro

norm McDonnell: based on a true story. Not a memoir.

bergmayer@bergmayer· Jun 11

a Beatles reference I had missed for all these years. S05E01

moe's Tavern as Moe's Cavern

bergmayer@bergmayer· Jun 10

tag yourself

A 2x2 grid diagram classifying Wharf, Quay, Pier, and Jetty based on whether they are built on piles or fill, and whether they run parallel to or extend out from the shore

bergmayer@bergmayer· Jun 3

disappointing

no results for Horny James

bergmayer@bergmayer· Jun 3

Correct. Open weight models are like freeware. They are not "open" www.neowin.net/editorials/a...

the so-called open source Al models are not really open because users don't get to see the real source code: the data used to train the Al.

bergmayer@bergmayer· May 31

I didn't know he used "Jimmy Lee Lindsey" not "James." Better then the other name

Lyrics for I get nervous by Lost Sounds / I get nervous
It's stuck inside my head
It's left inside my head
Those things they put inside me You know they make me nervous
Written By: Alicja Trout, Jimmy Lee Lindsay, Patrick Jordan, Rich Crook.

bergmayer@bergmayer· May 31

who's ready for Jandek June?

grid of lots of Jandek albums

bergmayer@bergmayer· May 29

I am charactermaxxing

ere is the alt text for the image:
A black-and-white still from a vintage film showing a man in a suit presenting in front of a flip chart. The hand-drawn chart is titled "COST PER MILLION CHARACTERS". The graph's vertical axis is labeled "COST" and the horizontal axis is "CAPACITY".

bergmayer@bergmayer· May 29

I'm from the town where Sun Ra lived, Sun Ra died
So you don't know
'Cause you left
I'm from Philadelphia I'm from Philadelphia
A couple of my heroes wrote a song But that ain't where they're from
So, hey
You don't know
But I still love ya
Neil and The Boss
Neil and The Boss
My, my
You don't know 'cause it's my life
My, my, my life
You don't know 'cause it's my life
My, my, my life

bergmayer@bergmayer· May 29

egg briefcase

plastic container for holding hard-boiled eggs is from Japan

bergmayer@bergmayer· May 26

the personification of Liberty on the NJ flag needs to hit the gym. noodle arm

liberty with phrygian hat on a stick and a very cartoony arm

bergmayer@bergmayer· May 26

also rock’s most iconic sweaters

Rock’s most iconic couples. 1: Paul and Linda McCartney. they’re both in very 1970s sweaters

bergmayer@bergmayer· May 22

MAXWELL'S SILVER HAMMER
JOHN LENNON: "That's Paul's. I hate it. 'Cause all I remember is the track-he made us do it a hundred million times. He did everything to make it into a single and it never was and it never could've been, but he put guitar licks on it and he had somebody hitting iron pieces and we spent more money on that song than any of them in the whole album. I think."
GEORGE HARRISON: "Sometimes Paul would make us do these really fruity songs. I mean, my god, 'Maxwell's Silver Hammer' was so fruity. After a while we did a good job on it, but when Paul got an idea or an arrangement in his head.
... But Paul's really writing for a
14-year-old audience now anyhow."
RINGO STARR: "The worst session ever was Maxwell's Silver Hammer.' It was the worst track we ever had to record. It went on for fucking weeks. I thought it was mad."
PAUL McCARTNEY: "They got annoyed because 'Maxwell's Silver Hammer' took three days to record. Big deal."

bergmayer@bergmayer· May 21

me in unbuttoned short-sleeve Hawaiian shirt flipping everyone off

bergmayer@bergmayer· May 20

Paul and Linda McCartney

Steve Wozniak and David Lee Roth

bergmayer@bergmayer· May 20

If The Monkees as they appeared in the TV show count as a fictional band, that means there is also both a real and a fictional Beatles--perhaps several. also what about the New Monkees

Promo image for the short-lived New Monkees

bergmayer@bergmayer· May 20

Leslie Nielson and Alan North from Police Squad!

bergmayer@bergmayer· May 19

what the heck @sitcompeople.bsky.social @phillysport.bsky.social

post from the Flyers with Terry Francona and post from Sitcom People with Alan Blumenfeld showed up on my timeline next to each other and they look similar.

bergmayer@bergmayer· May 18

Look, here's The Thing

the thing movie poster

bergmayer@bergmayer· May 16

Julian Cope begins a discussion of the band Comets on Fire with a furious attack on Iggy Pop (Copendium pg 431).

Iggy Pop is not just a daft cunt
- he's a cruel, corporate whore he scent compace wore
with the nuclear industry's level of arrogance. To you, Mr Oster-berg, I scream: When old twat rock'n'rollers have underachieved their way through the past twenty years, doing the cock-out routine and coming on like fitness freaks, their audience requires that they should do the honourable thing and croak?
But instead, in the face of no new songs and nothing whatsoever to say for the next twenty vacuous orbits of the sun, Herr Oster-fucking-berg-with-time-on-his-hands decides to cast his magical dip-stick over the previous decades of genius in order to fuck up whatever he got right in the first place.

bergmayer@bergmayer· May 16

I found one of my old memes. McMahon power pop escalation

A Vince McMahon reaction meme showing his escalating excitement for the power pop bands The Beatles, Cheap Trick, Badfinger, Raspberries, Teenage Fanclub, Big Star, Redd Kross, and finally, The Toms.