I would try most of these but the ranch is too far event for me!

But for real, kudos to the random Instagram account that said to go at the end of the “giant” fight but make sure you are back by Circe 🫡

‪Also me while watching Olivia Wilde in the behemoth! trailer: Alex was Marissa’s best pairing ‬

Me watching Melanthius during the movie; Marissa was right to shoot you!

Good morning

My kid took a pity photo for me

There’s a rainbow outside but I accidently locked her in a closet earlier so I guess I am not seeing that rainbow

I hate when the algorithm knows me too well

Why is there an ad of a mom doing chores during a tornado?! You can probably hold off on making dinner and setting up the iPad for a few.

While it’s not my regular shop, I love that there is an lcs in our convention center.

😬

He’s here!

Went shopping for a B birthday gift and decided to reunite with this cd

“Hey Kristen, what did you do today?”

I didn’t see the Instagram post version 😆🙃💀

Kids go ride the nightmare teeth fish

Goremade is one of my happy places I usually go for chef’s choice but decided to go for sumac onions, olives and pesto tonight

Bro thinks he’s on the team

Kitty bubble and my new besties

Hey friends! We need to postpone our 934 Gallery 1999 Kirsten Dunst movie marathon but I’ll be sure to share the new date once it’s scheduled. It’ll still be a blast, just not this weekend.

Some of the most cursed items lie on the pages of promotional product websites

I love you, temps in the 70s. Please never leave again

Parade VIP

I love our block’s bagpipe guys

RIP to the folks doing the parade on a peddlewagon (but yay Trolley Parton)

Ugh our pulls are a sausage party, not a Jean or Storm in sight 😭

It’s still hilarious they confirmed “the external” from x-ternally yours is Candra

Is it happening

I’ve got bad news for someone