James Betty Butch 🏳️⚧️
@bettybutch
Trans guy (he/they) sometimes called Betty. Uberrime's social media jester and webshop goblin. Nerd, kinkster, autistic disaster 🤘
Tagged along with Buster for a materials restock. That's a whole lotta sili-goop! 🪣 (Ignore the beach sand, it's summer in Florida and I'm a water creature, there is absolutely no point vacuuming the car until late December 😂)
I had Polo Campero for lunch as a big splurge 🤤 My absolute favorite fried chicken, and some of my favorite fries (when they're fresh and hot.) Look at that skiiiiiin it's so crispy and delicious, and the chicken is always super juicy. I'm obsessed 🥰
Dearest 9 Foot Poly Stock Tank, I think of you daily. Please wait for me. We will meet before the year concludes, my sweet.
The trials and tribulations of getting to see @excelddesigns.bsky.social's sculpt progress on slack
I've already figured out the solution, but like..... this whole process has felt like an elaborate ploy to increase my frustration tolerance 😂
I have not gotten to my inbox this week because I'm helping organize studio storage (bubble wrapping original sculptures while fueled by some hot chocolate from our mail room manager Felicia) but I have several affiliate packages to mail out hopefully at the end of the week! 📦
After months of drought and my garden being miserable I could jerk off to this forecast 😩💕
It wasn't too bad actually! We drove a little further down past the Daytona pier and it was a pretty average crowd level.
To the beach! Is it insane to go on Memorial Day weekend? Yes. Gonna be fun anyway 😂
It's been a long time since I've lived with a non-"kickapoo" sized dog. I forgot what it was like to run through a neighborhood, barefoot in your pajamas, so you can jump, wrestle, and carry a *child-sized fool* home 😮💨 In a cone! 🤬 Whew, I gotta get back in shape.
I know I absolutely *must* get a Flytrap... but they're all so 🥺🥺🥺💕
When I get home I've gotta pony up for some trellis QUICK 😮💨 Our pumpkins and squash are CREEPING FAST.
cw snake Those are for the bees and the butterflies you pervert! If you'd at least fuck *gentler* I wouldn't keep politely moving you 😤
cw snake A pair of black racers keep trying to fuck in my flowers. I'd leave them be except they keep thrashing too much and breaking stems 😂 So we keep gently lifting them up and setting them in the tree line where there's plenty of bush coverage and leaf litter. But no. They want the flowers.
Marco loaned us his mechanical owl to scare the squirrels out of our garden beds, and it might be TOO scary because today they won't even get in their usual tree 😂
My lil flower bed is fluffing out quite a bit already 😍 Later in the spring or early summer, I'm gonna add a wider tier around it, like a few inches lower. Two-tiered flower bed!
Acquiring this outdoor chair I just saw on tiktok has become my summer goal. I WISH TO DRAPE IN A FAT FRIENDLY EGG CHAIR IN THE HEAT PLS
Cat tax! This is my orange, we found her as a kitten in our car engine after a lengthy drive (lightly toasted on one paw but otherwise fine.) She's now like 6 and a dedicated snugglebug and occasional happy drooler (vet says it's fine/normal.)
A few weeks back we finally plucked some carrots @marcothemaker.bsky.social gave us seeds for! We probably didn't water log them enough in the early stages, but they were still tasty despite being a bit scrawny 🤭
These little buggers keep getting into our raised garden beds and our flower beds. What the heck is it? 🤨
New intro? ✌️ My name is James Betty! Formerly a sex blogger, now full time at Uberrime! I do socials, website things, and the affiliate program. (We're always looking for new affiliates, check us out: uberrime.com/pages/uberri...) Quasi-metalhead bisexual dude wearing layers in central Florida.
Anxiety and depression's been pretty bad lately, so this weekend I've been trying to spend as much time as possible outside, in the fresh air, away from screens. A recent freeze wiped out a lot of our little flower bed, so we replanted it this weekend. I prefer to do native flowers but 1/2