Remind me who you are again?

I don’t know of a single rumor about myself and I enjoy it this way

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28-3 jokes

I’m holding on to that football no matter what. Might even break the first tackle attempt. And if I’m close to the first down you better believe I’m reaching for it. Ground can’t cause a fumble

This post was my introduction to Rod Liddle; I learned via cursory search that he is quoted as saying he couldn’t possibly teach high schoolers because he found them irresistibly attractive Not sure this is the guy to fly your flag for, Ben. Don’t disappoint your mom like this

Cawdiac arress AHHH WELL!

cardiac arreeeesssssttttttttt AWWWW WELL!!!!! umma real BIG SPEEKAH

Musiq Soulchild was in Portland today. He is no longer “The Husel,” apparently. Let’s remember The Strugel: youtu.be/vqGhKl9xlXg

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Saints fans are one of the absolute lowest ball knowledge fan bases in the NFL, my god Defense wins one (1) training camp rep and suddenly every draft pick was a mistake, start Rattler, “this is what happens when you disrespect a Saints legend,” just … dumb angry whiny shit

COOKED.

Yan Can Cook on the TV was the reason 4-year-old me became a food enthusiast (Growing up in a world-class food city didn’t hurt)

Kem has like, three songs that fit fine on the 35+ all-white summer boat party/brunch/comedy show mix The thing is you only need to hear one of them, do not play all three, pick one then run K’Jon “On The Ocean” or whatever

cue up “love is found” by sade pls

Blocking @samebattime.bsky.social for mass AI slop “creation”

Holy shit

Yeah she’s mega-MAGA. Not even a little surprised, we can all move on now

Also this live performance is one of those things I’m glad I remember watching as it happened youtu.be/0Vpmtr2mXxA

This take might leave a scorch mark on the sun itself but I think Will Smith made good songs for the blockbuster movies he starred in.

This looks awful lmao

@sewell.house.gov sellout

@repscfigures.bsky.social sucka ass coward

Could… Could there have been a picture of her, idk, playing basketball? Instead of screaming?

Four, all hilariously close to each other.

At my mom’s house and the news is on. Donald Trump’s face froze on the screen for a sec. Still fuckin’ blows my mind that people wanted him to be President more than anyone else

Y’all, I took a self-induced gut punch last night: if you are like me and enjoy the Arctic Monkeys’ “Favourite Worst Nightmare” album, gon’ head and hit skip when Fluorescent Adolescent comes on.

One of the weird things for me about being aromantic is still enjoying the hell out of beautifully crafted love songs, almost like I both do and don’t yearn for it youtu.be/PDZ_Unc6r2U

“I was supposed to come out as a girl, dammit, who do I talk to about this”

See but when I do it !