TheMorallyCorruptGayeResnick
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L.A. Face, Oakwood (Private School Girl) Booty.
Of course, he’s like “But I’m not single”, which is fine cuz it’s like, “Under 5’10 is called a friend”, but it was still flattering AF! So this post is about celebrating yourself, loving your body, and letting the Universe give you a little BOOST (right when you need it, might I add) 🙏🔮🥰😂🔥🙏
Finally watching #TheMummy and them being all, “Welcome home, Baby!” to (basically) THIS is a little… 🤨😭💀🤪
I’m 2 gummies in and feeling personally violated by tonight’s #Euphoria episode.
My other seminal Diane Keaton movie = ‘Looking for Mr. GoodBar’ — which incidentally I saw when I was 12 🤪 — and learned that if I grew up to be a ‘HO’ — I’d end up paying 4 it 🔪/ made me skeptical of super hot men / but didn’t care cuz I was gonna be a HO anyway + take my chances with ALL the hot 🍆
Then SECURING THE BAG with my new business AND catching some hot new DICK (Sam Shepard aka Jessica Lange’s ex 🍆) in the process — all the while getting to cruise around in a SICK AF Jeep Wagoneer (which is HOT on the collectible market btw) and get to live my BEST LIFE.
Only to cash OUT, BUY (outright) an adorbs colonial fixer in a dodgy, yet charming upstate town - then getting bored + miserable — then manifesting a whole new career 4 myself via inventing an organic, farm-to-table, country-themed baby food line (even tho I only learned to cook a hot second ago)
This was my seminal Diane Keaton movie. Post Baby Boom, I knew I that one day - if called to - I could ALSO be a high powered career woman, who could reinvent herself after ‘inheriting’ a distant, dead British relative’s orphaned child, blowing up my entire career + citified NYC relationship…
Also, to live in a country where great Americans like Ariana Grande can sound off on ugly, racist, old trolls and make them prove their own hypocrisy — makes me REBECCA ANN LEEMAN — proud to be an AMER-I-CAN.
When a 6’4 “straight” Daddy invites you to the beach for a hang and smoke 10 seconds post Tinder match 💀, but you already started the Saturday night Edible + Sprtizer + Joint + Mummy (re?)watch and you’re in the ‘Chill over Dick’ zone 🫠
Finally saw #WEAPONS and: 1. If Gen Z Children of the Corn Met M Night’s WITCH + a little OG Hansel & Gretel splashed in ❤️🧙♀️🙏 2. Julia Garner is finding a fab niche as a horror actress (see Apt 7A) and I’m loving it (Tiffany Pollard voice)! 3. Josh Brolin is FINE AF and can choke me out whenever.
So weird… and here I thought Trump was supposed to be so great for the economy and stuff?! 🙄🫣🫨 #WSJ #Economy #TrumpsAmerica
Gladys Russell’s entire character story-arc being based on Consuelo Vanderbilt and her Mother is actually haunting me! And I’m scared and I’m loving it! #GildedAge
I ❤️ how Tarantino was so obvi heavily influenced by Pam’s original Blaxploitation films (like Coffy and Foxy Brown) and was clearly a HUGE FAN. So in some ways, I always felt like #JackieBrown was the ultimate love letter to Pam Grier.
Went on a date with a dude from an APP, and he told me that he was surprised I was “so smart and funny” because all my photos were HO-ish 🥴🤪🫠
