I stayed at a LaQuinta last night. Presidential Suite.

The outfit on the right, I would of never thought of that, but it works.

JD Vance is getting a new couch.

The blankie has ben found.

And he's probably a fellow chicken hawk.

Some of my action figure collection.

There are men who walk this earth who should be put down like a rabid dog. Hitler was one. You know the current players.

$KRAK PIPE PATEL, That MOFO high as fuck.

I wonder what the purity test for the American SS will be? Just a hunch, but I bet two out of three of these MAGAs won't pass it. Maybe none will make it.

Two PEDO Protectors walk into an Elementary School

77,302,580 Americans are PRO-PEDO. Who knew?

In the name of Jesus, I pronounce the House is closed. Praise Daddy TRUMP.

I've never understood old people with money who cling to power. Go home, enjoy life. Shari Redstone is 71, TRUMP is 78. Sumner was 108 when he retired. He was the real life Mr. Burns.

I will hunt you down and skull fuck your ancestors.