BigDaftDad

@bigdaftdad

Cumbria, but not anymore. Migrated further up the map. Ex NHS lead apron model, now sit behind a cavity magnetron. Ish. Explains my radiant personality, I suppose. 3 months younger than Bagpuss. ☎️01 811 8055 #IC276

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BigDaftDad@bigdaftdad· 26d

Waiting for the paint to dry on the newly trimmed corner post, and then it's a wrap!

A kitchen. It is green.
The wall tiles are green and cream.
The walls are cream.
The worktops and the floor are brown.

BigDaftDad@bigdaftdad· 27d

Shite, but they've got their heads screwed on.

Two gentlemen wearing Scotland football shirts in a stadium (presumably football) hold a flag saying 'INFANTINO IS A FANNY'

BigDaftDad@bigdaftdad· 29d

I'm fitting a kitchen. I do not care for it.

A green kitchen unit.

And another green kitchen unit.

BigDaftDad@bigdaftdad· Jul 10

Attenborough looking other his right shoulder while sitting in a directors chair, with the caption above
'And it was just over there that Raoul Moat got proper bad boy wasted by the Babylon'

BigDaftDad@bigdaftdad· Jun 26

It lives!!

BigDaftDad@bigdaftdad· Jun 25

Had an amazing day yday over Ben Avon and Beinn A Bhuird on the bike. Top tip. When applying sunscreen, make sure you ALL the exposed skin...

Rear view of an ankle. There's a definite triangle of burn above where the sock was and the factor 50 wasn't.

BigDaftDad@bigdaftdad· Jun 23

28 miles bike and hike in the Cairngorms tomorrow.

A colour chart from light pink to crimson.

BigDaftDad@bigdaftdad· Jun 21

Graunuad headline;- 'Concerns over therapy ferrets used to kill rats at UL's largest children's prison'

This is what we're up against

BigDaftDad@bigdaftdad· Jun 18

Bean tins, pop can, calcium carbide, water and 12 year old boys. Best combined chemistry and physics lesson he ever had.

BigDaftDad@bigdaftdad· Jun 18

Hydration break

Bear Grylls, drinking dilute orange juice between hotels.

BigDaftDad@bigdaftdad· Jun 17

Ruh-Roh

An elderly Defender with an L plate in the windscreen

BigDaftDad@bigdaftdad· Jun 15

Chania Maritime museum, Crete.

The front of a stuffed shark, mounted on a wall, with stuck on googly eyes, which always reminds me of the Pathetic Sharks in Viz

Puffer Fish with Puffy Eyes.

Getting the cucumber slices to stick on underwater must be a challenge.

BigDaftDad@bigdaftdad· Jun 15

'I like what the Sculptor's done here. It really draws your eye'

Let's not mince words here, it's a stone lions nipsy and ball sack.

BigDaftDad@bigdaftdad· Jun 15

I'm not saying this sandwich has allowed me the gift of predicting the future, but..

An opened sandwich with a bite out of it, showing 1/2 a jar of English Mustard remaining inside.

BigDaftDad@bigdaftdad· Jun 15

Not forgetting the inspection if contraband in a woodland glade.

BigDaftDad@bigdaftdad· Jun 11

'I want to see how a war is fought, so badly'

Miranda Richardson and Rowan Atkinson as Nurse Mary and Captain Blackadder from 'General Hospital's, Blackadder goes forth

BigDaftDad@bigdaftdad· Jun 5

Just the one?

BigDaftDad@bigdaftdad· Jun 3

Reform want to cut red tape, to drive a coach and horses through Health and Safety legislation. I say,' after you, frog face'

A recently inverted, battered bruised, petrol soaked racism enthusiast being helped out of the wreckage of a plane his own hammer caused to crash. As hubris goes....

BigDaftDad@bigdaftdad· Jun 2

Gah. Time for a rebuild with ethanol resistant seals. Then you can run it on methanol for that er, distinctive exhaust note. And people not believing you when you tell them it's gone on fire, as happened to me once when driving this

An offenhauser engined Indycar, the Jim Robbins Special.

BigDaftDad@bigdaftdad· Jun 1

Whenever we got Basil groomed, he looked like this again 2 days later.

BigDaftDad@bigdaftdad· May 31

Mrs L remarked, as I fitted the new grille and light surrounds;- 'It looks like it's had botox' Proof that you can't polish a turd, but rolling it in glitter is always an option.

A stinking fetid receptacle full of sweetie wrappers, empty pop bottles and other assorted filth

And a wheelie bin.

BigDaftDad@bigdaftdad· May 23

Last week the door top failed and to all intents and purposes, tried to be a wing. Thoroughly impractical to have to ratchet strap round both doors to keep it on, so... Best fit I've had of any aftermarket panels so far.