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Martn@biggs· 6d

Oh my god I just looked up Megatron’s G1 toy & ofc my parents wouldn’t get me a gun toy but thank god they didn’t because Megatron’s robot form looks like ASS, no wonder he got his butt whupped by chad Optimus every time

Original first generation artwork of Decepticon leader Megatron looking like a giant with thicc legs and a kickass cannon on his arm, fist clenched ready to do evil

Original first generation weedy Megatron toy with a disproportinatly huge cannon on his arm with the absolute skipped leg day aesthetic and legs so bowed you could drive an articulated truck through them.

Martn@biggs· 9d

AI generated video

Moments before the bot falls down, it wavers in midair as if it hasn't realised there's no more road

Martn@biggs· 12d

Post the first album you ever bought Look, I'm not going to pretend that 7-year old me had a good taste in music

Martn@biggs· 12d

I saw The Frames live on one of the rare instances they made it over to England - Leeds in 2005. They were an amazing band to see live and the whole evening was just good vibes, as if it were a pub session and they were mates who weren't most of the way through a world tour.

The Frames playing in Leeds in 2005, as seen from up at the front, looking up to the stage where you can see Glen Hansard singing and playing a worn telecaster, Colm Mac Con Iomaire on the violin to the left and Rob Bochnik on guitar to the left again

The Frames playing in Leeds in 2005, as seen from up at the front, looking up to the stage where you can see Johnny Boyle on drums and Joe Doyle on bass guitar.

Martn@biggs· 12d

Wizhog <3

A cute little hedgehog wizard with a white beard, purple wizard's hat and staff with a magic turquoise hovering in the staff. They're standing in grass with a starry night in the background

Martn@biggs· 12d

I'm making DnD classes for our shop's hedgehog mascot. The wizard was easy. Figuring out how to do other classes is challenging though...

A cute lil cartoon hedgehog who happens to be the mascot for our shop. They've got a chibi look going on, but with cute eyes, rather than the massive ones you usually get with chibi. They've got a little smile denoting that they are indeed a happy little hoglet (the name of our shop)

Martn@biggs· 15d

Is there a hashtag like a batsignal but for epic fantasy artists whereby I could possibly use their work as a custom design to advertise our pixel mosaics? Artist credited & paid for, natch. I don’t want to use AI

Atop a silhouetted building top at night, against the dark, forboding sky, we look up and see Batman. Piercing the night, the hard shadow of the bat appears on the clouds amidst the ghostly rays from the searchlight ground. The illuminated cloud issues a silent cry for help from our caped crusader as evil stalks the night below.

Martn@biggs· 16d

I've upped the brightness, but it's here as 'trip'. You had a finite amount of fuel and any off-roading stopped/slowed the trip counter. Going faster gave you a higher trip/fuel ratio but it was harder to stay on the road

Still from the video of Jamie playing the Tomy Turbo racing game, with brightness enhanced to show the dashboard with an arrow pointing at the trip counter

Martn@biggs· 17d

I had this one too but they're super rare now (probably because kids like me tried to peel off the foam obstacles)

Micro machines Pocket Driver Grand Prix 500 rolling road game where you navigate a little micro machines car past obstacles in an era when the top graphics benchmarks were pixels that didn't bleed colour into other nearby pixels

Martn@biggs· 17d

Draw it

Eminem throwing a box of colouring pencils at you

Martn@biggs· 18d

It's a reflection in the screen of the red sign he passed

sleeping dipshit at the wheel of a Tesla passes a red sign

Martn@biggs· 22d

Here's mine I whipped up quickly - is there somewhere that does the chapter decals? Given the DoW popularity, you'd think GW would be on it

Warhammer 40 k space marine model with a flamer in Blood Ravem colours - dark crimson armour with cream pauldrons

Martn@biggs· 23d

Ofc Argentina turns Spain's celebration into a dirty bar brawl. #worldcup

Martn@biggs· 27d

Me: *Viva España intensifies*

King Phillip the third of Spain in fancy armour, a ruff and a very fancy black hat complete with jewelled plumage, si si.

Martn@biggs· Jul 11

"They're saying Juuuude" #worldcup

The Simpsons in a theatre, Smithers is explaining to Mister Burns that the audience isn't booing, they're saying boo urns

Martn@biggs· Jul 8

Whenever I see one of these cookie prompts in an app, I need to settle in for a whole evening of scroll/unaccept all the "legitimate interest" options. And then you hit 'vendor preferences' at the bottom of the first list to *really* play the game.

Martn@biggs· Jul 7

Hydration break

Martn@biggs· Jul 2

The streets will run red, but just think of the engagement ad revenue

Spongebob Squarepant’s arms & hands making a sparkly rainbow in front of Squidward. The word CONTENT appears aroud the rainbow arch

Martn@biggs· Jun 30

Edited four panel comic by Shen comix (formerly owl turd).

Panel 1: Shen is holding a purple box that says guns n shit, looking to the right at a wall with three blocks sitting flush in it. The top blue box says roads and energy, the second larger green box says Trident, the third pink box says planes, tanks and ships. Shen is saying "Aw, I can't fit more defense into my budget"
Panel 2: As panel one, but Shen looks furtively to the left
Panel 3: Shen, looking back at the wall grabs the blue roads and energy block
Panel 4: Close up on his intense looking face from a higher view as he pulls out the roads and energy block he says "or can I?"

Yes I know Trident doesn't take up the majority of the UK defense budget but size is importance, not monetary value

Martn@biggs· Jun 26

Ok, but hear me out - space is cold & we are hot. SPACE RADIATOR

A crudely drawn M S Paint image of the Earth in space with a big pipe coming up from what looks like to be the UK going up to a giant representation of an old metal radiator, floating in geosynchronous orbit

Martn@biggs· Jun 26

You can tell this is an old game with a Gen-Z twist because it's more colourful, chaotic and has a die to speed it up. hmm 🤔 Idea: chess with dice and different coloured squares that give movement boosts/penalties

Alan Partridge lying fully clothed on a made hotel bed, talking into a dictaphone

Martn@biggs· Jun 26

Found a toad last night so I put out a tub of water with some rocks in one side. I came back out & there it was, chilling out in the new pool

A toad moving away from me behind a shed, with dried leaves on the ground

Same toad by my shed, now sitting in a takeaway tub of water with some rocks to one side so it can get out if it likes

Martn@biggs· Jun 24

Hydration break

Man in a suit with Tide pods in his hand, leaning on a glass table with more Tide pods and packet on the table. He's in a daytime television studio with a red brick background. A large close up picture of Tide pods features on the wall behind him

Martn@biggs· Jun 22

You don't even have to be good at it or even stay long. Actively fucking up even seems to be a prerequisite for the job and you're set for life

Martn@biggs· Jun 15

Just like fitting schools with bullet-proof panic rooms

Ted Mullins saying Feel like there's an elephant in the room

Martn@biggs· Jun 13

Morrissey: You’re dead to me! Princess Diana: What the fuck did I do

Guillermo from what we do in the shadows, looking angry in the dark, cobwebbed house, pointing off-picture

Martn@biggs· Jun 8

I'm on season 9 of Stargate SG-1 wth the Ori and it's gone a bit wololo

Martn@biggs· Jun 8

Omg the comic is real Credit @exocomics.com

A six panel comic of a bird being told to sit, wherein it gets progressively lower to the ground until is is a round flat birb, the last panel says there we go

Martn@biggs· Jun 2

If you want to see how genuine brands are this Pride month, check their overseas social media accounts to see how much of an "ally" they really are. Don't fall for the rainbowwashing. #Pride