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Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside (@bigoblin) · DIRTY

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside

@bigoblin

The Baroness of Banana Splits

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Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Jun 19

Honest to god I do not have the exec functioning skills for this shit I have already forgotten swim day not once but twice Can we at least stick to the same things on the same days??????

Long parent email detailing all the various things my kid will need and on what day

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Jun 5

I am CACKLING

Funkelly says “who is she?” To a photo of a squash I believe that looks like a titty. Then Arcadus says “Titty Darren” with an attached quote post from a user named Alex that wrote “Years ago I got a spam email from someone named Titty Darren”

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· May 5

Look at this motherfucker

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Apr 11

Me: “Haha here I go trauma dumping into the abyss” The algorithm:

An account named phishbeefs reposted my post about Phish I am crying 🤣🤣🤣

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Mar 26

Can I speak to the manager

This is a screenshot from my DAUGHTER’S DANCE RECITAL WEBSITE that has “coming soon” but with 2 m’s

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Mar 25

This was $80. Lo fucking l. Should’ve gone to Wal-Mart

Bananas, 2 packages of fruit snacks, 1 package of muffins, 2 packages of hella expensive frozen meatballs (1 of like 5 foods my kid will eat), 3 packages of Goodles (another of the 5 foods). Oh and mini cokes and cereal.

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Mar 8

Inspired by @katmabu.bsky.social

Faux denim sweatshirt that says “a b c d e f u c k i c e” in bejeweled letters

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Mar 8

My dinner is better than yours

Chicken tikka masala a samosa with that brown sauce garlic naan and a mango lassi

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Mar 6

The dress in question: it’s a cotton brown tiered number that I thrifted

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Mar 5

Neurodivergent men and their lil educational YouTube videos… This is what my husband is watching rn 😅

A photo of my tv that has what appears to be a model of various layers of the earth’s crust???

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Feb 12

I have so many questions and the comments section is silent …

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Feb 2

Love Island UK Fuckboys: “I wanna look like I’m balding, but upside down” Their hairdressers: “Bet”

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Jan 18

If you have to be white, at least be an interesting white

Photo of a Thai restaurant wine menu that separates wines into “whites” and “interesting white”

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Jan 10

Valentine’s Day is Coming Up!!! 🩷❤️💕❤️💕 All these and more available here: depop.com/threadyornot

Long sleeve black tee with red sequin heart!!! Vintage Quacker Factory, size medium (oversized on medium fitted on large)

Heart cardigan!!! Cream with multicolor puff hearts. Marked size M/L. More fitted on large big on medium.

Red lacy bra with mesh dress attached! Size XL, would probably fit a C cup best

Size medium black mesh tee with red rosettes!

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Dec 30

I am rewatching a season of project runway from 2007. THIS was the winning look in ep 1 season 4. 👀

A woman wearing what looks like a gray bridesmaids dress with a flower on it and tan suede shoes… babe wyd 😭

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Dec 26

POV: you’re a former hippie boomer decorating your house

Brochure about the Buddha’s 3 commitments hung on a kitchen cabinet, of course

Full color photo portrait of 70’s Joni Mitchell

Global village coffeehouse artwork that looks like it was done with oil pastels by someone’s lesbian auntie

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Dec 24

I googled which books are shorter than the Cheesecake Factory menu, and

The list includes the old man and the sea, of mice and men, the metamorphosis, a Christmas carol, the strange case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, the little price, and Fahrenheit 451

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Dec 21

Wait so… what 😅

Bag of chicken meatballs (the only kind my kid eats) that says “never no preservatives ever”

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Dec 12

Honestly I’m not sure lol this is the cover

Chronicle Books publication of Celtic Tales

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Dec 10

You can really see all the red with the white lights 😍

Bigoblin’s tree but with white lights

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Dec 7

4 or 9 for me 11 is bonkers

Tweet saying “how do y’all sleep at night?” With 20 options of top and bottom combos

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Dec 7

Ok not to brag but this is my tree

Beauuuutiful Christmas tree with multicolor lights

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Dec 7

These were my sister’s (toddler nephew’s) top songs on Spotify wrapped I am 💀

1. Higher - Creed
2. All Star - Smash Mouth
3. My Sacrifice - Creed
4. One Last Breath - Creed
5. Uptown Funk - Kidz Bop Kids

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Dec 7

🎶 They never let poor Rudolph Donate any remaindeer change 🎶

A sign at the goodwill cash register that prompts the cashier to ask the person to
Donate the “remaindeer” of their change

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Dec 6

Thrifted the Most Bisexual Shoes 🤌✨💜🩷

1980’s pink and purple hi top hiking shoes

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Nov 30

Me too!!

A room with rugs and toys and a Christmas tree with multicolor lights :)

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Nov 28

UGH

AI description talking about how you have a monthly service fee ($15) becuse you’re not making deposits of $500 or maintaining a minimum daily balance of $1500

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Nov 14

Ready for my kid’s birthday tomorrow!! 💃🥳

A photo of a living room with a picture window. In front of the window is a small pile of presents on a table, bunting hanging over the curtains, and a few balloons scattered about

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Nov 5

TL cleanse

White wildflowers with red and yellow leaves behind them

Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside@bigoblin· Nov 5

The recorder at the end really puts this over the edge for me as one of the best / most valid crashouts of the year

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