THE GODLESS MESS
@bigplastichead
Every day is better than the next. Book designer for Dark Horse Comics. Opinions are my own. There will be unapologetic swearing. Like...A LOT. Here to hand out deez and nunyas. he/him. PDX, RCTID, #DHWU
When you have freezer bags full of blueberries and stumble upon a gift . . .
I hate this fucking holiday. Firework people can fuck off. You are dumb people. Pick a better way.
Looking forward to seeing what coach Elric of Melniboné has up his sleeve for the second half.
No one should have to see these together but I did and well you do too it’s late so maybe you won’t either
Is it putting up a fence and bringing in the National Guard and putting up a robo-recording telling people not to loiter?
KIDS: “Hey dad! We got you custom plates for Father’s Day!” DAD: . . . “Thanks? I guess?”
New York right now showing the rest of us that we can ALL do this
@nursemclush.bsky.social went to CPR training and it turned out to be a BACKROOMS scenario.