On Thursday Donald Trump will make a cases to meddle with the midterms by accusing Georgia of cheating in 2020, including both Senate runs. Jon Ossoff’s preemptive response:

When you look up and realize you're surrounded by the White Supremacist group Patriot Front. I want to set up a GoFundMe to pay for her trauma therapist.

As hot as it is, this may be the coolest summer we will experience for years to come. According to the World Meteorological Society, the past 11 years are the 11 warmest in the instrumental temperature record, and the 3 most recent years are the 3 warmest ever observed. We're fucked.

It actually says, “Welcome, but be good.” Can we not let this douchebag back in next time he travels? By any measure, he has not been good.

This cover goes too easy on him. He's all that and more.

Robert Costa, I know you're a good reporter. After that embarrassingly flattering JD Vance interview on CBS Sunday Morning, you're smart enough to know that it's time for you to leave CBS. And you confirmed for me that after 40 years, it's time for me to quit watching CBS Sunday Morning.

The classiness of Donald Trump’s Birthday weekend continues.

And Seal Team 6 will be coming with love to drag you out of your ballroom bunker on January 20, 2029.

Meanwhile, the White House rapid response team is spending time and money selling the idea that everyone on TV falls asleep. Donald Trump is an infant.

Ok, Fredo, now list all the ways you and your grifter family have enriched yourselves. And by the way, talking about your “sacrifice” on a day that honors the men and women who served in ways your family avoided and who gave their lives doing it only reveals your greasy oil stain of a soul.

On this Memorial Day, we honor those who died serving our country, including the present Iran conflict. Your heroism is no way tarnished by the incompetence of the leaders who put your lives in peril.

Finally, something Donald Trump is good at.

Colbert made Trump into a joke, and millions laughed at him four nights a week. Trump hates ridicule above all else, and the number of insults Trump hurls back at Colbert here just proves how under Trump’s skin he got.

Donald Trump is not only a lying, grifting narcissistic sociopath, he’s also ridiculously stupid. President Dunning-Kruger doesn’t value expertise, only loyalty. I’m sure Dr. Erection Connection will keep us all safe.

Imagine a soul so broken and empty, so weak, so hungry for praise, so sad and desperate for validation he needs to post things like this all day long.

ABC News, why are you silent when the President verbally abuses one of your employees? Corporate networks, where are any of you? In what industry would this be ok? Your silence and your cowardice speak volumes, as will the lawsuits, because you’re putting your employees in abusive situations.

King Charles with the well-known French Whorehouse Interior Designer and child rapist Donald Trump.

Christina Koch is trying, but just can’t figure out the hair.

Congratulations to Tim Miller’s twin brother Rory McIlroy for his repeat win at the Masters today. @timmiller.bsky.social

Trump to an unquestioning press: “No other country has night vision goggles.”

Donald Trump makes light of war, desecrates Easter, threatens serious war crimes and mocks one of the world’s largest religions, all in one short tweet.

The pettiest, smallest, least gracious man ever. An embarrassment to humanity.

Forthwith? FORTHWITH? Trump no longer understands what he’s saying or writing. As he would say, he has dementia at levels never seen before.

America vilifies Norway's Democratic Socialism, but they are happier and healthier than we are. America values freedom. But being free to go broke because we get sick isn't really freedom, is it? No company should profit from that.

Count on the House Speaker to try to make sure daddy Donald doesn’t get mad at him. Johnson is just a cowardly fluffer for our Fascist in Chief.

Whenever ICE invades a Blue state, this is how it should go. The National Guard protects the public, and the ICE Mall Cops don’t have the training, or the balls, to take them on.

Oh, Jesus Christ. Trump is starting a private jet war with Canada.