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i violate article 1, section 8, clause 3 of the united states constitution safely, often, and extremely well. psalm 51:3 tj, any pronouns

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binp@binp· 22d

anyone doubting that bieber could be a world voice must have forgotten this

"ANNE (FRANK) WAS A GREAT GIRL.
HOPEFULLY SHE WOULD HAVE
BEEN A BELIEBER" - justin bieber

Headline from E! News 4/17/2013

Justin Bieber Defended by
Anne Frank's Stepsister:
"She Probably Would
Have Been a Fan"

Eva Schloss calls the fuss over his comment about the diarist possibly being a Belieber "childish"

binp@binp· 29d

consider: this was my first rare

Unscythe, Killer of Kings {U}{B}{B}{R}

Legendary Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and has first strike.

Whenever a creature dealt damage by equipped creature this turn dies, you may exile that card. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Equip {2}

Illustrated by Karl Kopinski

binp@binp· 29d

where do you think M:tG peaked and why was it when they printed this version of Blackmail in 9th Edition?

Blackmail {B}

Sorcery

Target player reveals three cards from their hand and you choose one of them. That player discards that card.

In addition to killing peasants, punishing subordinates, and raising an army of nightmares, Braids somehow found time for her favorite hobby: petty extortion.

Illustrated by Christopher Moeller

i cannot begin to do the illustration itself justice

binp@binp· Jul 9

we are scarily close to general artificial intelligence

a screenshot of a facebook post of a photo of an rv with "THEY EAT BABIES IN DENVER!!!" scrawled on the back.

meta ai suggests:
- Baby-eating restaurants in Denver
- Denver's population
- Denver's unique food scene
- Restaurants that serve babies

binp@binp· Jul 8

forgot the caption

I'm on a random diet where only eat raw meat and milk and cooked eggs. I sometimes cheat so don't insult my mom when she cooks for me. Trying to get lean because I'm going on a lake trip with a girl who never used to look twice at me. I could probably just cook it but that's a lot of work and am delusional and have felt immortal for the last 4 months excluding the one time that was held at gunpoint for over an hour in June, I definitely didn't feel immortal then, but that's a story for another time.

binp@binp· Jul 8

never leaving reddit

r/Kitchenchads

a picture of someone eating thin sliced, marinated raw beef with chopsticks. it is flaired "Workout Fuel💪"

post text: Got in shape, cleaned up, and took Chinese research chemicals that gave me insane HPPD, but also bizzarly, the exaggerated swagger of a black teen and turned me into God's gift to women. Now I have rejected the one who once rejected me. (Raw Steak from Walmart dipped in salt and fireball.)

binp@binp· Jul 6

we have lost the mandate of heaven

screenshot of r/whatisit

title: "Was at a concert and this girl was recording with this."

image: a beautiful woman in theater seats recording on a nintendo ds

caption: "The quality was terrible idk why she was even doing it. Made me laugh so hard. But not exactly sure what it is. Looks like a nintendo DS? But didn't know those had cameras."

binp@binp· Jul 6

ain't nothing quite like a good bowl of pork belly and beans

cream shrimping on the bed, showing off her pork belly and beans

binp@binp· Jul 4

nearly all the best art and flavor text is wasted on the worst cards

Time of Heroes
1W
Enchantment (Uncommon, ROE)

Each creature you control with a level counter on it gets +2/+2.

Flavor text: "No one spoke. There was no need. The threat of the Eldrazi presented a simple choice: lay down your weapons and die for nothing, or hold them fast and die for something."

Illustrated by Kekai Kotaki. The card image is of a ragtag group of warriors of a mix of fantasy races standing on a grassy hill, seen from behind and backlit. They are pointing, as if to charge, at the massive eldritch entity in the distance known as Emrakul.

binp@binp· Jun 25

oh shit, i thought you said "titrate or diedrate." i just drank this vial of sulfuric acid

a peracetic acid titration kit

binp@binp· Jun 22

who says cats hate their bellies rubbed?

cream, on her back/side on an ottoman between two couches, looking quite content having her belly rubbed by @binpwife and i at the same time

binp@binp· Jun 8

to refill the water fountain, you must first become the water fountain

cookie praying at the empty altar of the font

binp@binp· Jun 6

this cat's head is too small for this deely bobber.

This cat's head is too small for this deely bobber.

binp@binp· May 23

finally able to visit my favorite brewery in the country

a freshly poured allagash tripel and a shor of underberg from allagash brewery

binp@binp· May 19

tag yourself, i'm high grade imbecile

mental development diagnostic guidelines from the 1920s. in ascending order (and these are depicted by cartoon people on literal stairs):

- idiot (mentally 4yo or under)
- low grade imbecile (4-5yo)
- medium imbecile (6-8yo)
- high grade imbecile (8-10yo)
- moron (10-12yo)

binp@binp· May 15

saw the hu last night

big binky and the banana boys dot jpeg from incredible comic artist beetlemoses

binp@binp· May 10

hello officer, is this the mall entrance?

carr accident scene, at a light. there is a damaged car where you'd expect. there is an intact motorcycle where you would not expect: hooked over the traffic light pole, next to a sign that says "mall entrance"

binp@binp· May 9

have sex...

the now-removed act 3 beta boss 'doormaker' in his third goatse mode (plus a cheeky edit)

binp@binp· May 7

never a bad idea to check back in on the old forums

alcoholic wario fanart posted to newgrounds by user huddybunz. he's got on a beater and a yankees beanie, clearly stoned, and is holding a beer bottle straight out in front of him

binp@binp· May 6

blunt rotation

6. Baruch lgal Hatanian, 39, of Fort Lauderdale, Fla.;
7. Yisroel Horowitz, 50, of Hollywood, Fla.;
8. God lzraelov, 46, of Israel;
9. David Moradi, 35, of Brooklyn, New York;
10. Nicolo Nourafchan, 43, of Los Angeles, Calif.;

binp@binp· Apr 28

cookie is getting walkmogged by cream

cream aurafarming on the outdoor table in the sun

cookie seething from behind the screen

binp@binp· Apr 27

Meat man Today at the diner

binp@binp· Apr 26

some real choice names on the bootleg arcade table at this taco joint

bootleg arcade table with some choice names like "gun dealer", "guzzler", and "hangly-man"

binp@binp· Apr 13

sneaky baskin

hints of sun-dappled cream peek out from under the matte grey curtain. a gangly tail, a fat grey thigh, and a pink nose ensconced in white

binp@binp· Apr 8

get his ass, girls

cropped tweet:

Clavicular met a couple of transgender women who kept telling him they were the original looksmaxxers and that he's copying them. "You know that Trans women are like the OG looksmaxxers, I do the peptides, i'm on reta... You're copying us"

binp@binp· Apr 1

screencap of a youtube comment
@pokexchespin01 2302 •10d ago

>driving my car
>genie light comes up
>wish for unlimited wishes
>car explodes
i shouldn't have tried to trick the genie

binp@binp· Mar 28

look at this beautiful shot chart. i love my connecticut huskies

uconn vs msu shot chart. msu is chaotic, with many long missed 2s up the key and a lopsided array of 3s. uconn is tight under the basket and around the perimeter, with only two shots outside the paint and clearly defined shooting pockets

binp@binp· Mar 15

can we get a hell yea

cream posed with green flowers, a green decorative bird in a suit, a corned beef and cabbage sandwich with roasted corn and potatoes and the aforementioned green beer

binp@binp· Mar 15

starting st paddy's day a little early with @binpwife.bsky.social

a bottle and shot of midori next to a glass and a can of counterweight's headway ipa

the shot and beer mixed

binp@binp· Mar 12

wake up open phone seasoned goat penis

r/whatisit post
"something on a menu in vietnam"
it's seasoned goat penis