Unassuming Local Guy
@bionicslingshot
Dad to all cats. Elder millennial. Practicing homosexual. Gaming enthusiast. Older than Donkey Kong & MTV.
Theodore may insist that you guys work together, or at least take shifts. But I’m into the idea.
I just made oatmeal with caramelized bananas, dates, and pecans for breakfast. Whyyyyyy have I never done this before? It was so damn good. 🤤
This Korean tattoo artist I came across online has the most fascinating and beautiful style of work that I think I’ve ever seen. If she ever made her way to the states, or if I made my way to Korea, I think I’d want to get a tattoo of my cats from her, like this one. www.instagram.com/hen_tattooer
It’s finally the night of the Distant Worlds Final Fantasy concert here in Orlando, which means I FINALLY get to wear this amazing chocobo shirt I ordered especially for the occasion! 🐤
Any NYC/NJ area oomfs remember watching this on FOX 5 Sunday mornings in the late 80s and early 90s? It just suddenly popped into my brain out of nowhere, and I had to prove to myself that I didn’t hallucinate it. 😅
I really just love looking through Facebook marketplace for mid-century modern furniture and somehow stumbling upon haunted items.
I honestly don’t even understand how I got so lucky as to share my life with two little creatures who are this sweet and adorable and perfect.
My dudes… I decided to casually peruse the DVD section of my local public library, and LOOK AT WHAT THEY HAD. I literally didn’t even realize this series was ever put on DVD. 🤩😅
Theodore either loves or hates King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962).
I was too full after my Supermelt, but I really wanted to try their new lion conehead sundae haha
Check out the super fun new painting I got for my place yesterdaaaayyyy. 🐈🐈⬛✨
every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours?
Happy Pride from this ad I just got served on Instagram.
Leave a pile of boxes to recycle by the door in this household, and this sort of thing is inevitable.
I put this “Skyrim Rainy Spring Day Ambience” video on YouTube on my TV, and I think Theodore legitimately loves it because he fell asleep watching it.
Thank you! I’m happy to report that despite the fact that I am laying in bed at 6:31 PM (red flag!), I am currently being accompanied by one very sleepy Theodore Roosevelt.