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BioWare Problems

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Stories, jokes, and memes (mostly memes) about Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and the other games of BioWare. Not affiliated with BioWare or EA, can't offer tech support.

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BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· 23d

An image of Niftu Cal in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, "ancient god (self-diagnosed)".

An image of Corypheus in Dragon Age Inquisition. The text reads, "ancient god (self-diagnosed)".

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· 24d

An image of Miranda in mass Effect 3. The text reads, "Of course I have a praise kink, I was ignored as a child."

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· 25d

An image of Solas in Dragon Age: Inquisition. The text reads:

"Everyone stop telling me how old you were in 2008, I don't wanna hear that shit.

"Some of you should be at the orphanage.

"Preschool. I meant preschool."

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· 26d

An image of Tali in Mass Effect. The text reads, "Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I'm some kind of protestant".

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· 27d

An image of Hawke and Isabela covered in blood in Dragon Age II. The text reads, "[Covered in blood] Perhaps the world is slightly brighter having me in it."

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· 28d

An image of FemShep confronting Harkin in Mass Effect. The text reads, "It's stupid when girls say they can't find a guy, yet they ignore me. It's like saying you're hungry when there's a hot dog on the ground outside."

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· 29d

An image of Dorian in Dragon Age: Inquisition. The text reads, "stop accusing me of hedonism and moral decadence. I am not even having a good time".

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· Jul 12

An image of Grunt in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, "The extinction of the dinosaurs is technically the highest ratio of birds killed with one stone."

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· Jul 11

An image of Sera in Dragon Age: Inquistion. The text reads, "Trying to maintain my swagful whimsy and optimism right now in the face of an anti-whimsy society."

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· Jul 10

An image of Renegade Shepard in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, "everyone should thank me because as bad as I am, I am holding myself back from being much worse."

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· Jul 9

An image of Hawke with Carver in Dragon Age II. The text reads, "arguing with me is so useless. I knew I was wrong 10 minutes ago, I'm just trying to piss you off now."

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· Jul 8

An image of Shepard's nightmares during Mass Effect 3. The text reads, "when you want your brain to stop torturing you but you don't know the safe word".

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· Jul 7

An image of the Inquisitor at the spa day with Vivienne in Dragon Age: Inquisition's Trespasser DLC. The text reads, "I bring a sort of 'this isn't actually urgent' vibe to the workplace that managers don't like".

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· Jul 6

An image of Shepard speaking to the Council on the Normandy in Mass Effect. The text reads:

"Me: This movie is garbage."
"Boss: Again, this is a Zoom meeting."

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· Jul 5

An image of Manfred in Dragon Age: The Veilguard. The text reads, "I'm going to jail for excessive cuteness and manslaughter."

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· Jul 4

An image of Miranda Lawson in Mass Effect 3. The text reads, "The feminine urge to be the man my father never was."

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· Jul 3

An image of Hawke and Isabela in Dragon Age 2. The text reads, '"Maybe the problem is you", oh, the problem is definitely me, next question'.

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· Jul 2

An image of Wrex and a salarian in Mass Effect. The text reads, "Turn the other cheek? Wrong. Heavy artillery bombardment."

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· Jul 1

An image of Corypheus holding the orb. The text reads, "If several men are fighting for possession of an important orb you are either reading a high fantasy novel or watching sports."

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· Jun 30

An image of Samara in Mass Effect 2. The text reads, "Just because I choose not to drink doesn't automatically make me no fun. This is a separate choice, which I've also made."

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· Jun 29

An image of Lucanis in Dragon Age: The Veilguard with four daggers. The text reads:

"Me: I'm into polyarmory"
"Her: You mean polyamory, right?"
"Me: [with multiple swords] what?"

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· Jun 28

Biggest "I told you so" in galactic history.

An image of Priority Thessia in Mass Effect 3. The text reads, "my kink is when people admit I was right".

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· Jun 27

An image of Morrigan in Dragon Age: Origins. The text reads, "I've had enough of men. Feed them all to Jolene if it will keep her sated."

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· Jun 26

An image of Renegade Shepard. The text reads, "Couple behind me: Baby, look only 3 tickets left for the movie," followed by, "Single me: 3 tickets, please."

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· Jun 25

An image of Solas in Dragon Age: The Veilguard. The text reads, "Oh, ew. Is that really what I sowed? Eww. Oh my god, I am NOT reaping that."

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· Jun 24

An image of the Tempest crew in Mass Effect Andromeda watching 'Last of the Legion'. Lexi is saying "Too bad the script wasn't caught in the blast" while the added text reads, "It's anti art when your girlfriend goes to the bathroom during a movie you like and says you don't have to pause it."

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· Jun 23

An image of Isabela in Dragon Age: The Veilguard. The text reads, "if a guy ever spreads a rumour that you had sex with him, don't deny it. Use it. Tell everyone how bad he was, make up weird fetishes, say he moaned his mother's name, destroy him."

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· Jun 22

An image of Grunt crying in the shower during Mass Effect 3: Citadel. The text reads, "Life hack: Save time by crying about two things at the same time".

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· Jun 21

An image of Dorian Pavus in Dragon Age: Inquisition. The text reads, "I'm a good person. I don't deserve to be mistaken for a heterosexual."

BioWare Problems@biowareproblems· Jun 20

An image of Sara Ryder in Mass Effect Andromeda. The text reads, "I only seem Confident™ from a distance. Like a mirage. Upon closer inspection you'll see that I am actually just a sentient amalgamation of several different kinds of awkwardness."

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