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robin 🐤 they/she 🐤 37 🐤 AuDHD 🐤 homoflexible/polyam/ace-spec 🐤 forever tutoring in tertiary education

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Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· Jul 13

Sorry, gotta go. My ride is here.

John Waters from the Simpsons episode Homer's Phobia

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· Jul 11

She loves me

It's Katie, a medium long haired calico?

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· Jul 10

So scared :((( poor baba

A ginger tuxedo cat in a cage in a lil tent next to a poo box

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· Jul 9

Feel high-key like a rigged claw machine

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· Jul 8

What if this little man lived in my house?

An orange cat with white tummy and pawsie wawsies

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· Jul 7

Been doing art fight (birbdogx on there), just as an excuse to build up my portfolio

Two clowns, one is a jester and the other is a pierrot and they're hanging out

An orange jester with a comedy mask on and he is carrying 5 blue scepters and dropped 2, the whole picture is reminiscent of the 7 of Swords

An old time circus poster design for a clown trapeze artist.

A magical girl with blonde hair. Her colours are white, red and gold. She is wielding a bow and arrow

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· Jul 6

Felt hot (on Saturday night) might never delete

It's Rob in the hallway of their room. They are wearing a fur hat and a fur coat and a full face of makeup. They look hot tbh

Its Rob taking a mirror selfie showing their velvet dress under all the fur. Obscuring the shot is a bouquet of dried flowers. It's all very aesthetically pleasing.

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· Jul 1

Obsession (2026)

Screenshot of the Simpsons of Snowball I (the cat)'s grave

Homer at the cursed shop holding the evil Krusty Doll

Bart from Bart of Darkness reciting his play about St Swithin's Day

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· Jun 9

Without downloading new pics, what is it like to date or be married to you?

A 5 star Amazon (?) review of a giant tea cup on someone's head like a helmet by ME. The person has a very big hulk Hogan moustache. The review's subject reads 'really that big !!!' and the review says 'perfecttttttttt just what i wanted !!!!'

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· Jun 8

My room is looking pretty good! Just need to put up my second printer's tray, and am waiting for some drawers for my cube shelves.

It's a dressing gown clad Robin reflected in the mirror, but around the mirror are assorted hangers files with colorful jewelry.

It's the south wall of Robin's room, above the tall boy/drawers. There is a printer's tray filled with various trinkets. There is a small gallery wall which is a work in progress but features artwork by Dylan Horrocks, Nyx Nox, Dimmie Danielewski and Caitlin R R Morris. There is also assorted witchy crap and taxidermy/bones and a CD rack

Also on the south wall above the cube shelving is a 90s/y2k toy collection, featuring a Video Girl Barbie (mint in box), RedView Master, a Spice Girls lunchbox, some gengars, a pink y2k CD player and a Krusty figurine. On the wall is a signed Juno Birch poster from the Probed Tour and an embroidered 'What's Going On?' He-Man piece.

A waist height bookshelf with a modest book collection and some boxes of unsorted stuff.

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· Jun 2

Awww!!!! I think we look very similar

It's Rob circa 1996 at age 8 with their kitten Luke Skywalker. Rob has a blonde pageboy cut, is wearing a blue lacoste long sleeve shirt and a yellow belt. Luke is orange

It's baby Rob, aged 3 years old. They have a dark blonde page boy haircut and are wearing a big red bra over a white onesie.

It's a baby Rob at aged 5 years old. They have a dark blonde bob and are wearing a turquoise collared dress and a green ribbon in their hair. They are grinning and their eyes are half shut

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· May 27

Feeling cute today

It's Rob, a non-binary fat person with peach toned, skin hooded eyes, nose piercings, and brown hair in a messy bun with blunt bangs. They are wearing a beige gingham blazer, a green lacy top and green prayer bead necklace.

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· May 15

Massey fashion show tonight

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· May 13

My all time plays are pretty cringe but then I am cringe and free

Rob's All-Time Top Songs

Kiss The Go-Goat. 210 listens. Ghost.

Square Hammer. 208 listens. Ghost.

Mary On A Cross. 207 listens . Ghost.

Dance Macabre. 191 listens. Ghost.

Comme un enfant. 188 listens. Yelle.

Brooklyn Baby. 181 listens. Lana Del R...

Danger! High Voltag... 179 listens. Electric Six

Party Time. 176 listens. The Northern Boys.

Ultraviolence. 163 listens. Lana Del Rey

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· May 8

Anyone else playing Dice of Kalma to tide themselves over until the Balatro update?

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· May 4

💜Longest hours: Skyrim, probably 💜Most replayed: Jazz Jackrabbit 2 for sure, I play that shit once a year for the last 25+ years

A screen shot from Jazz Jackrabbit 2, a 2D side scrolling platformer

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· May 1

Can I come over and

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· Apr 25

Callie is protecting me from the cough demons

It's Callie, the calico tabby, behind Rob's laptop

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· Apr 24

I would like to continue writing my comic script and eat dessert and drink tea but a special old lady is giving me love

Callie, a callico tabby cat, sitting on Rob's lap

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· Apr 18

Hmmm probably not a good idea to paint your clitter with this

Reno art glitter paint but it's mislabeled as Clitter

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· Apr 18

PC set up!

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· Apr 15

Lazy Wednesday playing with beads that the flatmate gave me

A wooden table top with beads and pliers

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· Apr 14

One post with all my recent Cole art.

Cole naked except for heels, a pinup pose. The colour scheme is pink and green.

Cole in another pin up pose. The colour scheme is in pink and blue, because he is trans

Another pin up of Cole, inspired by an Electric Wizard T-shirt. He is holding a skull, tinted pink in front of a spider web.

Another vintage inspired pin up of Cole on a psychedelic background. He has blue skin and purple hair

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· Apr 14

I really love that Addison Rae photo #ocsky Also I draw Cole naked all the time because clothes are hard okay

It's Rob's OC Cole in a pinup pose, this time in a pink and green flat colour image.

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· Apr 12

Here's some art I did recently.

A flustered looking flat chested person with long hair sitting on a cloud. The person has blue skin and purple hair. There are some groovy 70s flowers. The image is cropped to hide genitals.

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· Apr 7

Here he is, can't send it to you cuz your messages are closed!

A ref of my Wizarmon design, which features 3 full bodies inc a nude model showcasing his stitches, an underwear model which shows off his stripy thigh high socks and his full Wizarmon outfit. Lots of purples.

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· Apr 3

Here's my Wizarsona and my Cutemon with her evos! I've also made phone wrist straps with old toys

It's a Wizarmon recolour, using desaturated purples and blues

It's a pink lesbian flag inspired evo lineup consisting of Poyomon, Tokomon, Cutemon, Piddomon, Luminamon and Cherubimon (Virtue)

2 x phone wrist straps featuring Tailmon and Patamon

A phone wrist strap featuring Palmon and letter beads reading 'lets be pals'

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· Apr 3

I was an avid adventure gamer, especially Sierra games. I loved being able to go to the Warehouse and buy my favourite adventure games, like the King's Quest Collection and The Adventures of Willy Beamish.

The box art of the Adventures of Willy Beamish by Dynamix

Box art for the Windows 95 version of the King's Quest Collection

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· Apr 1

Went on some adventures yesterday at Patuna Farm Chasm Walk! Very cool, kind of The Descent-meets-127 Hours vibes. I fell into the water just as we exited. Fully submerged.

A big limestone chasm interior. Jack and Robin are walking into the chasm never to be seen again. Featuring Jack's muddy butt. We had to butt scoot through the mud.

A man poses next to a limestone cliff face. Two hikers are walking into calf-deep water. A mystery for the ages.

Bigfoot? No, it's Big Booty, aka Robin, standing in knee height water in a chasm with nice native foliage.

Mysterious trail cam photo featuring four cryptids. (4 friends taking a selfie in a mossy cavern)

Rob 🐤🐺@birbdog· Mar 28

And how could I forget this op shop find? Only had to edit one letter