Birdhouse Bryan 🏳️⚧️
@birdhousebryan
This machine kills fascists. It also retweets birds and is obsessed with Sonic and videogames. 29 y/o he/him silly gamer bird
Whoever cut my quesadilla at Taco Bell was high as fuckkkkkkkkk LMFAO
The mechanical design of Metroid 1 is pretty good The atmospheric design of Metroid 2 is pretty fuckin' good The level design of Super Metroid is
Because I'm a fucking crazy person, who actually likes this game quite a lot.
I'ma be honest I fuck w/ Gary/Blue Dude just seems pretty chill and his teasing is endearing. He never crosses into annoying or meddling territory. He genuinely seems like a friend who happens to be on this same journey as you and is providing some friendly competition. I LIKE the guy, okay.
These abstract pokémon sprites are SO funny to me Yes, Ivysaur is an angry flower And Pikachu is the only accurate image yet is the ONLY ONE WHO ISN'T YELLOW THE YELLOW POKEMON IN POKEMON 🟡YELLOW🟡
Might just be me, but it's not loading in the image OR your profile picture lmao
OH AND MY ABSURDLY HIGH GAMBLING SKILL CAME IN CLUTCH IN THE ENDGAME I DIDN'T NEED IT BECAUSE I COULD HAVE HACKED THE COMPUTER NORMALLY TOO SO MY CHARACTER WAS JUST SHOWING OFF WHICH IS FUNNIER
Wait hang on I fucked up I DID have an issue at the front door I got shot for 196 damage and basically exploded I was at full health ...which was around 85 HP. This is the only time this happened.
Love this view of Sentinel Palace on the morning horizon from a distant tavern in the desert
Dude, FUCK the last dungeon in Daggerfall. I'm sure it's great but for some reason half the dungeon just looks like this and I'm forced to cheat to finish the goddamn game
So I have a high quality bow which I've enchanted with a paralysis spell so if I get seen before I can kill an enemy, I can freeze them in place, move behind them and get a Backstab bonus and oh fucking hell I accidentally became a stealth archer here
The shadows against this... brick monolith make this room feel really intimidating lol
Figured it was time to leave and - well, maybe i should stay inside instead...
This dungeon is fucking creepy, where are all the enemies No, seriously, where are ANY enemies? I came across a few bandits and wereboars near the entrance but I've explored the last half hour without a single encounter. There's all this treasure lying around, where's the resistance??
With skills already at a pretty decent level, I've been pouring all my level-up skill points into Luck in Daggerfall. It's made more of difference than I expected. My bank account is filled with my savings from multiple dungeons. My current inventory is from the latest dungeon. Pockets too heavy