Bjaker

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Bjaker@bjaker· 23d

Spent about three hours in the garden. Got a bunch of it cleaned up and finally got a bunch of things harvested. Still have more clean up to do, but its getting there. Now to prep a bunch of veggies for pickles and also freezing!

A giant silver mixing bowl full of potatoes. They need to be moved to the cellar, laid out, and allowed to cure.

The center island in the kitchen. It is an absolute mess covered in all sorts of items.

From the garden there are two types of cucumbers, green beans, dragon tongue beans, sweet peas and two eggplant.

The antique display cabinet which houses all.our dishes as well as hones the spice rack. There are two towels on top of it covered in shishito peppers, beets and carrots.

The antique display cabinet which houses all.our dishes as well as hones the spice rack. This photo is a closeup of the beets as well as the carrots.

Bjaker@bjaker· 24d

Detroit Style Pizza

Bjaker@bjaker· 25d

larb

Bjaker@bjaker· 25d

ghost cucumber time

A photo of five white cucumbers on a drying mat. They are 'Silver Slicer' cucumbers which is why they are white.

Bjaker@bjaker· 26d

4 weeks of gym complete

A selfie. Looking at the camera directly, an incredulous look on my face. I am a pasty white male with short brown hair that is mussed up. I think my eyes are green, but I am colorblind. I have an 8 gauge septum piercing. It is roughly the size of a quarter so it is quite large. I am wearing a red V neck shirt.

Bjaker@bjaker· 26d

How I be messaging you at 6:59 am.

A Discord message that says:
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Bjaker@bjaker· 27d

It has arrived! >:D Thank you, @rabidsquirrelninja.bsky.social ~!

A wood panel with a cartoon animal painted on it. It shows the back, tail, and butt of the animal. Below the butt it says 'BUTT!' in pink font akin to graffiti.

Bjaker@bjaker· 29d

Fuck you.

My arch nemesis at the gym. The assisted chin up.

Bjaker@bjaker· Jul 11

Sometimes we melt.

Top down view of an old lady Great Dane laying half in her bed, half outside of it. Looks fairly normal.

Side view of an old lady Great Dane showing how elevated the bed is. She is smooshing down at least twelve inches if foam to ooze out of the bed and have her head on the floor.

Bjaker@bjaker· Jul 10

It is time to harvest beets and carrots and potatoes.

Two carrots and a beet sitting on a paper towel on a wood counter.

Bjaker@bjaker· Jul 8

Produce haul. Accidentally broke off the tiny eggplant.

Dragon tongue beans, green beans, shishito peppers, peas and an eggplant.

Bjaker@bjaker· Jul 7

Something Crawled Out by Son M., Madcursed, Astone & Campbell I got the first issue on Free Comic Book day & was intrigued enough to pick up the full novel. It... is something. It does what it sets out to, but I can't help but feel like I'm not full. Solid C - okay read w/unexplored possibility.

A copy if the graphic novel Something Crawled out. In the background is the old lady baby Great Dane Roya.

Bjaker@bjaker· Jul 7

Heavy Erection Crew by Bjorn Peters I give it an 8/10 for the sheer amount of sex had. One point deducted for toilet water lube, another for OSHA compliance.

A picture of the pulp novel Heavy Erection Crew by Bjorn Peters

Bjaker@bjaker· Jul 6

Time to finish painting this room.

Two walls which have been taped off and primed for painting. There is a dog in a fluffy dog bed pictures and you can see into the hallway as well with the stairs leading to the second floor.

A ladder sits in the foreground and the remainder of the taped off wall can be seen. There are pocket doors that have been pulled abut and you can see various cloth covered pieces if furniture and plants as well.

The painted part of the living room. It is hydrangea blue. There is a fish tank as well as multiple pieces of furniture.

Bjaker@bjaker· Jun 29

The garden... She doth produce.

A silver mixing bowl sitting atop an oven. Inside are green beans, dragon tongue beans, shishito peppers, sweet peas and an eggplant.

Bjaker@bjaker· Jun 27

Picked a bunch of beans at 9 pm with the fireflies.

Dragon tongue beans, green beans and sqeet peas on a wood counter.

Bjaker@bjaker· Jun 24

Sweet peas, green beans, dragon tongue beans and a few strawberries. Pinched the end of my purple basil off as well. Also I have never had them do this before, but a potato berry.

Sweet peas, green beans, dragon tongue beans and a few strawberries along with basil flowers.

A potato berry. It looks like a little green cherry tomato, or a ground cherry.

Bjaker@bjaker· Jun 22

Mini garden haul. The dragon tongue beans are coming in as well.

A handful of green beans, sweet peas and strawberries on a wood counter.

A hand showcasing a dragon tongue bean.
They are a flat bean that turn white and have red splotching all over.

Bjaker@bjaker· Jun 18

Gonna make a little snap pea and radish salad to go along with the cumin beef short ribs tonight. Soon we'll be drowning in green beans.

A hand with several snap peas in front of a very healthy set of trellised pea vines.

A hand showcasing several baby green beans on the bush.

Bjaker@bjaker· Jun 9

It was 80 woth 80% humidity out. Perfect for weeding and moving around the volunteer plants! We got a bonus 2 eggplant, 6 tomatoes and 14 pepper plants from last year! So far we have enjoyed the dill, chives and radishes. The peas are flowering and I just picked garlic scapes!

A freshly weeded garden. There are many visible vegetables like potato, beans, peas, squash, watermelon, and tomatoes in the different areas of the garden.

Garlic scapes, a pair of orange handled fiskers, and an old lady great dane.

Bjaker@bjaker· Jun 8

The Final Baby is born. Each head has its own limbs as if there were some sort of strange melting in my womb as I conceived it. Roya was slightly concerned, however I did wake her up to make the introduction. Hopefully a proper playdate can be arranged tomorrow.

The Final Baby, an assortment of stuffed animal sloth parts pieced together from at least three sloth that were torn apart.

I think this is the second iteration of Baby with two new legs sprouting out of the left side of its face. It is looking at the camera, unable to scream as it no longer has a mouth.

The only two parts of the original baby. One head and one arm. This baby has no eyes as those are the parts that Roya likes to bite off first.

The newest of the Babies. It stares at the camera, unamused at the literal case of foot in mouth that it has developed.

Bjaker@bjaker· Jun 7

This sleepy lady has destroyed several stuffed sloth over the 8 years we have lived here. They have all been named some iteration of 'Baby'. I have saved as much of them as possible and am currently piecing together 'The Final Baby'.

A picture of an old lady baby Great Dane asleep in a floofy gray dog bed.

An amalgamation of stuffed sloth arms, legs, heads and bodies that I am sewing back together into one new very wrong stuffed sloth.

Bjaker@bjaker· Jun 1

Just checked the radishes. I think the first planting is ready to go. <3

Bjaker@bjaker· May 15

BEANS!

Bjaker@bjaker· May 13

Making aloo gohbi.

All the ingredients for aloo gohbi in bowls set to cook.

There is olive oil, cumin seed, chopped onion, chopped garlic and finger, chopped potatoes, chopped cauliflower, a variety of spices, and chopped tomatoes.

Bjaker@bjaker· May 5

Spending some quality time in the yard with my dogter.

Old Lady Great Dane and Queer Man-Thing sitting on a fluffy gray blanket in a yard.

Bjaker@bjaker· May 3

Finished the fill of the two new center raised beds. Gonna do some squash hills in one and tomatoes and sunflowers in the other. Also someone melted.

A photo of two new raised garden beds at the interior of a garden. One has not been planted yet while the other has tomato plants and sun flower seeds planted.

An old lady Great Dane who has melted and fallen asleep on a gray faux fur dog poof which is laying on top of a gray faux fur floor mat.

Bjaker@bjaker· Apr 26

New raised beds have been built. Now to fill and plant them. Then need to trellis the grave vines. Ready for the garden to be set to grow.

A picture of my garden. New raised garden beds have been constructed on the interior.

Bjaker@bjaker· Apr 26

Handling my wood.

Hald of my face is visible as I flash a peace sign inside the back of a vehicle filled with two by sixes.

Bjaker@bjaker· Apr 25

Seeds have been picked through for the raised beds. Running out to get groceries and some wood chips, but this afternoon we'll be planting... Potatoes, Green Beans, Dragon Tongue Beans, Peas, Carrots, Beets, and Radishes Very excited to get things in the ground!