BJ Emery

@bjemery

TV/Film Editor. Dad of the only and cutest baby that I’ve ever made. Vinyl. Wood. 3D print. Cook.

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BJ Emery@bjemery· 13d

Damnit Jump! I’m supposed to have a remote day!

BJ Emery@bjemery· Jul 12

A proper send off

Michael Fanone post:

Lindsey Graham is dead. I will always remember my first and only encounter with him when he looked the grieving mother of a dead police officer in the face and barked that he wasn't going to listen to her blame Trump for January 6th. When I showed him my body cam footage from that day he turned away and looked at his phone. Rest in Piss you fucking worthless scumbag. If there is a hell I hope you're in it.

BJ Emery@bjemery· Jun 29

Found glass in my oatmeal today while eating it 🫥

2 shards of glass on my finger. Sharp. Woof.

BJ Emery@bjemery· Jun 17

donald trump hates this story. Would be a shame if more people made images of it and if the internet was flooded and if he saw them all.

A young donald trump getting a bowl of mashed potatoes dumped on his head by his uncle.

BJ Emery@bjemery· Apr 20

I find it concerning that they need to clarify this.

Lays potato chip bag says “made with real potatoes”

BJ Emery@bjemery· Mar 10

They are begging for the “poors” to cart out the guillotines

BJ Emery@bjemery· Jan 17

We have more than enough lamp posts for all of them.

BJ Emery@bjemery· Jan 4

What, Rubio?

BJ Emery@bjemery· Dec 11

Soooo… this kids book made sure to feature buttholes…

A illustration with farm animals and the sheep and pig have buttholes drawn in.

BJ Emery@bjemery· Nov 22

BJ Emery@bjemery· Nov 6

They said the doctor will be in at 5:15…

BJ Emery@bjemery· Nov 1

Happy Halloween! Now I need to figure out what to do with the woefully over engineered mask I made 🥸

BJ Emery@bjemery· Oct 8

Had a lot of extra bananas. Banana bread.

BJ Emery@bjemery· Oct 4

Great garage sale find today

BJ Emery@bjemery· Sep 30

Calm down, you’re at in n out

BJ Emery@bjemery· Sep 23

Wow, the rare 3peat on this Forbes post. I love getting no further context as I read each successive identical subheading.

BJ Emery@bjemery· Sep 20

My wife was on a plane with an off duty pilot. I absolutely would’ve made an ass out of myself and he would’ve hated the sound of my shrieking voice as I asked him to be my best friend.

BJ Emery@bjemery· Aug 27

Another one on Monday. They’re scared.

BJ Emery@bjemery· Aug 25

Then also a father son drama with Peter Greene and Cillian Murphy

BJ Emery@bjemery· Aug 24

This time without doxxing myself… someone really wants trump to get those 5 Texas seats with no pushback.

BJ Emery@bjemery· Aug 24

Bluesky heard me becoming an annoying espresso guy and banished me to Mississippi for half the day.

BJ Emery@bjemery· Aug 20

Every song on this album

BJ Emery@bjemery· Jul 18

Screenshot of a Bluesky post saying “my Bluesky drafts are just screenshots”

BJ Emery@bjemery· Jul 18

Peter Frechette is about 40 character actors and Tim Robinson all mixed together. #doppelgängbangers

BJ Emery@bjemery· Jul 10

That time I caught a fresh Seen piece on a U-Haul in Santa Monica, posted it on IG asking if it’s real and Seen somehow found my post and confirmed it. That was a cool day.

Photo of a U-Haul truck with a “Seen” tag on it, posted on IG with my post just saying “Legit?”. Seen shows up in the comments and says “NICE !!!!!” With a bunch of thumbs up.

BJ Emery@bjemery· Jul 9

I now understand hating someone you never met.

Baby blocks that Stacy using a triangle shape to align them

Stacked together they are not square and barely misaligned. Infuriating.

BJ Emery@bjemery· Jul 8

Addition Edition™️ tonight!

BJ Emery@bjemery· Jul 7

This guy looks like Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2

BJ Emery@bjemery· Jul 6

This may be one of the funnier responses back when I mess with scammers.