Big Shirley’s Stunt Double
@blakademic
We here. 🐻✊🏿
I just want a chicken Caesar salad!! 🥗 But I’ont want the boo boo blowout!! 😩
Home and showered. Finally in some AC (my feet get cold quick lol)
The AC is still out in my office 🥵…let’s see what gets accomplished today 🤷🏾♂️
It’s ugly, too. It’s a very specific audience supporting…
I used to be a queen, you know… On an island by the sea…
Dealership: you’re looking at about $386 once everything is finished. Me: I’m looking at free, actually. *unfolds and smooths out warranty papers* Dealership trying to find a way to void the warranty:
😂😂 Me: in today’s top stories, Y’ALL GOT MY MAMA!! Later segment: Today’s weather is looking like, MY MAMA…WHERE SHE AT?! Fun segment: Our guest chef today is NOT MY MAMA…SHE BE COOKIN’, TOO
Oh I done had ‘em…them cinnamon sugar ones is the ones!!
Woke up craving seasoned pretzels….what are you trying to tell me, Jesus?!
No one: Absolutely no one: My mama: should I join Bluesk- Me:
I got some clips on my phone, but I wanna go back to when this popped up…but on a TV lol
I got it up 🥰 This was in Grandma and Papa’s (my mama’s parents) living room- the room you couldn’t sit on the furniture except Christmas 😂. The story goes my grandma walked into a Woolworths and thought the girls reminded her of her daughters, bought it, and walked it home lol