Blake Wexler
@blakewexler
Stand-up comedian seen on Comedy Central & NETFLIX, heard on The Daily Zeitgeist. 🤪 Come see me live and watch my hour special “Daddy Long Legs” for free on YouTube:
State of the art autonomous technology, rendered useless by a tipped over Shake Shack sign
No joke this is actually the exact position I’d like my office chair to be in
Just saw a street sign that made me pound my chest like a silverback gorilla
Apparently the UK’s version of The Dollar Store is called Poundland. It’s also where I took your mother last night but that’s an entirely different conversation.
Few things on earth capture my undivided attention like a public dispute between neighbors
Philly! Two shows this Saturday 4/11 at Next in Line Comedy and let me tell you I will be in it to twin it. This is your last chance to see me do my hour with the virility of a childless adult so do not miss this opportunity.
HEY PHILLY! On April 11th I’m coming home to my favorite place on earth do my last shows before I take a long break from touring. Please come out and see my new hour, you’ll be glad you did! 🦅 Tix here: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
I’m so sorry hunny I can barely hear you. Did you just say your husband went out to shovel? As in only one?
Crazy to think that this is a picture of a freshly-minted, 37-year-old alpha
I finally get to do an hour of stand-up in Atlanta and it’s happening on March 5 at @heliumcomedyatl.bsky.social! 🎟️ atlanta.heliumcomedy.com/shows/345562
Running my new hour at one of the best places this Saturday. Get your 🎟️ here: www.artsquest.org/event/blake-...
I know nothing about EDM music, but I think I took a selfie with a famous Swedish DJ on my walk this morning
Big one in Brooklyn tonight! 8pm at Littlefield, featuring some of my fav comics @brittany-goblin.bsky.social, Brittany Cardwell & Michael Longfellow. 🎟️ Still time to get your tix! www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
Getting your 1st nickname is a big deal. Thanks to my dad for helping me promote my Brooklyn show THIS FRIDAY 1/16 at Littlefield. 🎟️ Get your tix! www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl... #dad #nickname #brooklyn #newyorker #standup
Running my new hour with some special guests in Brooklyn tomorrow night! Tix still available here: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
🥤 The New York food scene was very different in the 1940s & 50s. Thanks to my dad for helping me promote my Brooklyn show THIS FRIDAY 1/16 at Littlefield with special guests @brittany-goblin.bsky.social and Michael Longfellow. 🎟️ Get your tix www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
Apparently my Great Uncle did weird body stuff at Coney Island. Thanks to my dad for helping me promote my Brooklyn show on 1/16. 🎟️Get your tix! www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
My 83 year-old Brooklyn dad loved his childhood home. NYC come see my new hour of stand-up in Brooklyn on January 16th. Get your tix: www.eventbrite.com/e/blake-wexl...
On New Years Eve we went to one of those dives where you can write on their stuff. My contribution is aging way too well
