EliDeeer

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30s, He/Him, Bi, Demi // Musician, IT Guy, Nerd for all things technology (fuck GenAI) 🔞 Frequently NSFW PFP by @knives4cats.bsky.social Suit 🔜

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EliDeeer@bleats· 15d

@ahzealion.bsky.social I'm not sure the world is ready for this much cake 🫪

A furry deer character poses suggestively in a dimly lit room

EliDeeer@bleats· May 16

I just remembered I still have my childhood gameboy camera lmfao

A GameBoy Light with a GameBoy camera taking a picture of a blåhaj on a couch

EliDeeer@bleats· May 14

Does it specifically have to be a dedicated camera because like, the 2DS does take some pretty awful photos

A Nintendo 2DS taking a picture of a hat

EliDeeer@bleats· May 5

Got the film scans back from my trip to Kauai, here's a few highlights :3 Canon Rebel 2000, 40mm f2.8 Fuji 400 and Portra 800

A white wooden gazebo stands in the middle of a botanical garden, surrounded by tropical plants and palm trees.

A lighthouse is visible in the distance atop a grassy peninsula. The ocean beneath it is a greenish blue

A power distribution panel covered in many stickers

An ocean wave breaks against a wall on the shore

EliDeeer@bleats· Apr 27

Idk if I can pick a favorite between RhuDeer by rhubic or Jinxed Deer by dontjinxit. They're both great, I use rhu as my main and jinxed as manual fallback

A furry deer character in VRChat standing in front of a building with a sign that reads "michaelsoft binbows"

A furry deer character in VRChat wearing a comically tall hat holds a fishing rod while standing on a beach. There is a rainbow-colored book on the end of the line.

EliDeeer@bleats· Apr 20

If you didn't take a picture of the camera were you really there /j

A hand holding a silver and black Canon camera. In the background is a sandy shore by the ocean.

EliDeeer@bleats· Apr 16

If you're not being gay on the computer then Alan Turing died for nothing

A furry deer character in VRChat fishing from a dock. He is sitting in an office chair and wearing a comically tall hat.

EliDeeer@bleats· Apr 10

For context here's what it looked like last time I donated 😭 I'm gonna miss it but I sure won't miss the upkeep lol

A man with long hair and a beard takes a picture of himself sitting on a sofa, with a window behind.

EliDeeer@bleats· Apr 10

Hairline has been slowly sliding backwards for the last few years, and I didn't think I could keep my hair growing long enough for another donation, so I have joined the bald gang 👍

A man with a freshly shaved head takes a photo of himself inside a kitchen.

EliDeeer@bleats· Apr 7

The sloppening will continue until Sam Altman's net worth improves

A screenshot of why.bsky.team whinging about people who don't drink the AI koolaid

EliDeeer@bleats· Apr 6

"boohoo woe is me why is everyone being mean to me when I brag about how much I piss in the gas tank" meanwhile, the car:

A screenshot of the Bluesky app failing to load

EliDeeer@bleats· Apr 1

Never forget that time they dogwhistled in an update post

A screenshot from a Telegram update post. Circled in red is "1,488 subscribers", a number which is a common neo-nazi dogwhistle

EliDeeer@bleats· Mar 27

Got it figured out 👍

EliDeeer@bleats· Mar 21

Whoever put the entirety of Dark Souls Remastered in VRChat you're a fucking legend. The ladders are nearly unusable and I had to put a flashlight on my avatar, but wow this is probably my new favorite world. Would love to see boss models added as well, maybe even the DLC?

Eli, an anthropomorphic deer, surrounded by fire in the kiln of the first flame

EliDeeer@bleats· Mar 16

Omg I asked to be added to this blocklist months ago and it finally happened. Thank you for bestowing this honor upon me 🥰

EliDeeer@bleats· Mar 7

My VRChat avatar took me like $30 for buying the base model and 3 hours of fighting with substance painter and swearing lol

EliDeeer@bleats· Mar 6

Nvm found it

The Magic The Gathering card "Deflecting Swat"

EliDeeer@bleats· Mar 6

Ah yes, the... uhhhh...

The title of a Magic The Gathering card, but at such a low resolution as to be unreadable

EliDeeer@bleats· Mar 5

Not my ass wondering why I hadn't heard of that maker before lol

Bluesky labelers displaying "user blocked" and "zoophile supporter"

EliDeeer@bleats· Mar 4

Omg same I thought my carpet was needing to get replaced soon but it turns out my old vacuum was barely working lol

Freshly vacuumed carpet with a vacuum cleaner parked on top of it

EliDeeer@bleats· Mar 2

Lol, lmao even

EliDeeer@bleats· Mar 2

Ok so basically I'm deer :3 Shoutout to @dont-jinxit.bsky.social for the super cute base, and thank you to my friends for teaching me substance painter & unity :D

A drawing tablet on a desk. There is a 3d model of an anthropomorphic deer on the monitor in the background

EliDeeer@bleats· Feb 28

I love custom splash screens on electronics, I've got my fursona on the boot screen of a radio :3

A handheld radio with furry deer art on the screen

EliDeeer@bleats· Feb 17

Meanwhile I'm buying all the Rebel 2000's because mine keeps eating film door latches

Two Canon film camera bodies sitting on a black table

EliDeeer@bleats· Feb 15

An illustrated guide on how to tie a fly fishing lure called bass bug supreme

EliDeeer@bleats· Feb 15

A lot of stuff in here is compiled from other people or doxes me but this is a good one

Written and illustrated instructions for how to tie a fly fishing lure

EliDeeer@bleats· Feb 12

Not all my pictures are that serious tho XD

A long exposure film photograph of a toilet in a barely lit bathroom

EliDeeer@bleats· Feb 12

Film for me is a deliberate, physical acting out of the thought, "I want to remember this"

Two shallow streams converge in a wooded, mountainous canyon

A cable railway system built on the side of a steep hill

A bright yellow bridge built across a large river. A stadium stands behind it.

Steam rolls lazily from a vent in the side of a building

EliDeeer@bleats· Feb 9

Fuck discord we're gonna conference call while playing games lmao (CW: suggestive furry art on desk phone screen)

A Yealink desk phone with suggestive art of Eli the deer as its background image

EliDeeer@bleats· Jan 25

No worries! When you post an image, look for a "labels" button. If you check any of these boxes, it will let people know if the post contains adult content.