BlonicYouth

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BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· 22d

I think about this a lot these days

a part of the "how nerds destroy the world" comic from the series Pictures for Sad Children. the main thing is the text which reads:

there's a special kind of nerd though.
who thinks computers will overtake mankind in 30 years, changing humanity in ways incomprehensible to us now.
ignoring the 3rd of the world without electricity.
so the singularity is the nerd way of saying, "in the future being rich and white will be even more awesome."
it's flying car bullshit: surely the world will conform to our speculative fiction, surely we're the ones who will get to live in the future.
It gives spiritual significance to technology developed primarily for entertainment or warfare.
and gives nerds something to obsess over that isn't the crushing vacuousness of their lives.

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· 23d

now I'm remembering The Eradicator sleeping on the squash court

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· 25d

choose

screen from Chronomaster (1995) and old school adventure game with cheesy 3D graphics. we're standing in a reactor room with two guys yelling at us to choose which button to push. The text prompt has two options we choose from that reads "SAVE WORLD" or "DESTROY WORLD"

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· 27d

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· Jul 17

Listen there is more important discourse. I just watched Outbreak (1995) also written and directed by Petersen and I wasn’t prepared for all the helicopters. I shit you not this movie is 75% helicopter shots and stunts

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· Jul 15

we got the mexico filter in prov today

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· Jul 3

I think about this bit in Midway a lot

WW2 Japanese Naval officers on the bridge of their ship. one of them is saying "Brave men."

view through binoculars at an American torpedo plane being shot down over the ocean

back to the bridge: "we are fortunate they have such bad planes"

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· Jul 2

you gotta wake up your family misses you please just wake up

some random 2000s or so gadgets. there is a furby in there

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· Jun 28

I heard he had to be reigned in really hard. the ghost blowjob was just a small thing that squeaked through. Nothing But Trouble is the unfiltered Akroyd

from Nothing But Trouble. Dan Akroyd in freakish old man makeup posing next to John Candy in a wedding dress, and Chevy Chase in a suit with no tie. It's not clear if Dan is giving John Candy away or if all three of them are getting married together.

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· Jun 22

always got that thang on me:

a Swamp Thing cover where he is sanguinely cradling a lamb. much like Jesus.

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· Jun 20

the guy from I think you should leave, dressed in a hotdog costume

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· Jun 20

update

the guillotine but it's painted like a pride flag now

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· Jun 18

vince mcman meme with the top three parts of that pyramid

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· Jun 17

oh and just because I don't get tired of posting it, here's his progressive challenger pinning a jobber

Providence Mayoral candidate Dave Morales pinning a jobber in a wrestling ring

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· Jun 15

when the coffee hits

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· Jun 10

I admit to being the dog on the left

musicians vs podcasters meme. on the left a meek musician dog surrounded by equipment saying "what if nobody wants to listen to it??" on the right three Podcaster dogs who are jacked and bro'd out with one of them telling a pointless asinine story about the grocery store clerk mishandling his ice cream while the others go "oh shit" and "i hate that bro"

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· Jun 10

poor ol' Grimy

from the simpsons: Frank Grimes grabbing exposed electrical wire with a sign over it that reads "DANGER Extremely High Voltage"

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· Jun 9

you can get the burning of the Gaspee on your license plate here

a sample rhode island license plate that depicts the burning of the Gaspee

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· Jun 9

Providence RI update: someone is building a guillotine in their building's driveway

a homemade guillotine in the process of being built in a brick driveway

the same homemade guillotine but closer and from a different angle.

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· Jun 6

lest you mistake me for an AI booster

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· Jun 2

digging for diamonds meme but the guy is just imagining diamonds right around the corner. in reality there are no diamonds and he's just digging for more dirt.

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· May 28

when these companies all go bankrupt at the same time we need to make sure to treat them with the appropriate level of dignity and respect

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· May 28

from the Simpsons, Lisa at a jazz club talking to an irritated fellow audience member. the caption says "you have to listen to the notes she's NOT playing."

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· May 26

I texted this number and now I’m in a gulag

A flowerbed by a river in a city. There is a wall graffitied with the number “8647”

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· May 24

the goose chasing a guy meme. the goose is yelling "WHY DON'T SHERPAS COUNT?!"

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· May 21

a woman standing next to a piano that is attached to a bicycle

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· May 18

screen from Blues Brothers. a giant pileup of cop cars under the Chicago L-Train. Some cops standing on their wrecked cars shooting pistols.

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· May 17

when you click 'x' the program should CLOSE

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· May 12

I also want to shout out the fact that here in Providence, we have our own progressive running for Mayor, very much in the Mamdani style. Here is a picture of him pinning a heel:

Providence mayoral candidate Dave Morales in a wrestling ring, pinning his dazed opponent.

BlonicYouth@blonicyouth· May 12