if that's what's comfortable for you man

and now there are ten trillion and two pictures of flowering trees

bandito (also tomorrow i'll be going to my first outdoor farmers market for the year!)

hello...

i have yet to read this one but 10/10 grace/rocky fic title, no notes

Oh Awesome

idk what you mean but it looks like we're taking screenshots

well that's a new one

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH THAT'S THE GOOD SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if i could draw good i would draw march as this guy

the snugglerrrrrrrrr

the cozy man

sunday is going to be a "do chores around the house and play video games" day i think

burnt my bread to a crisp

roll up to them with one of these bad boys

this literally just looks like a spam email. fuck you derrick

my mom is becoming a sports rpf fujoshi. good night

i am CRUELLY DEPRIVING a POOR ORPHAN BOY of FOOD HE NEEDS TO LIVE (i have put a child lock on the cabinet that allows this four year old grown man to access the drawer where i keep twist ties)

had to wash and dry my bath mat and bandit's cozy spot is in the closet/laundry room and he haaaaates the sound of the washer/dryer running so i put a blanket on the armchair for him so he would stop crying

thinking abt this post in light of the bus incident. only 19k likes on the first post of the thread at the moment, whereas i'll regularly see a tweet with 100k+ likes that only the person i follow who posted it has even see it before

i'm not going to say who on tumblr this is from bc i'm mad as hell about half of this list. GOODSIR AND ARMITAGE ARE OTTERS!!! JFJ AND LITTLE ARE NOT EVEN CLOSE TO HUNKS!!! WORDS MEAN THINGS

grandparents got me a customized sweatshirt with this decal on it for christmas and only just noticed that they included bandit's clipped ear 🥹

bandit concurs

sorry that i keep doing this but sometimes i see shit that is so stupid i have to scream about it

this is a grave insult

also also here's bandit on the playmat my grandparents got him

trying to fight the avoidant/Do Not Perceive Me instinct bc one of the guys at the chinese place recognized me but i can't help but feel like this anyway. i don't even get food there that regularly

not even a month old post WHAT are we doing here

after much crying, screaming into a pillow, throwing things, etc, behold: the worst stitches ever

don't look at me