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here comes the red naughty rhino

@bluntesttool

FKA "call of the 𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚍 function", which was a good handle, shut up, it was Brit, somehow in Hokkaido Very bad Jew No tolerance for genocide, terfs, other fash, and those who tolerate them He/him software dude

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here comes the red naughty rhino@bluntesttool· 1d

Inside:

here comes the red naughty rhino@bluntesttool· May 3

I thought of this and now... well, nobody has to see it, thankfully, not even you

Mustard Man meme with text "WOULDST THOU LIKE TO LIVE DELICIOUSLY?"

here comes the red naughty rhino@bluntesttool· Aug 24

Yes, I am a terrible person for using AI here

Alfrael Molinioli

Polar Borzoi

here comes the red naughty rhino@bluntesttool· Aug 11

So is being an obnoxious arsehole a thing you do for fun or what

here comes the red naughty rhino@bluntesttool· Aug 1

Can you hear me, Sooz Kemper?

here comes the red naughty rhino@bluntesttool· Aug 1

I can't reply or quote, @simonpegg.bsky.social, but I can still post to my legions of follower.

Image of Sade's Smooth Operator single artwork, with mashed potatoes replacing a portion of the face

Post by Simon Pegg of some smooth mashed potato, referencing Sade

here comes the red naughty rhino@bluntesttool· Apr 21

me in the 2nd national security group chat

here comes the red naughty rhino@bluntesttool· Apr 6

here comes the red naughty rhino@bluntesttool· Apr 4

here comes the red naughty rhino@bluntesttool· Apr 2

Your label, your tag, your whatever you want to call it This is all so tedious

here comes the red naughty rhino@bluntesttool· Feb 9

Alright, what's going on here

here comes the red naughty rhino@bluntesttool· Jan 13

This screenshot?

here comes the red naughty rhino@bluntesttool· Jan 11

Sadly, my friends are unable to appreciate this. The poor wretches.

here comes the red naughty rhino@bluntesttool· Jan 7

You just have to wait to get the perfect photo

here comes the red naughty rhino@bluntesttool· Dec 17

Similarly (...kind of) from my wife:

here comes the red naughty rhino@bluntesttool· Dec 16

A tumbleweed blows across the set of Shooting Stars, while everyone looks on in quiet disappointment

here comes the red naughty rhino@bluntesttool· Dec 15

You are doing a fucking shit job mate

here comes the red naughty rhino@bluntesttool· Nov 27

Yeah I hate it when this happens

here comes the red naughty rhino@bluntesttool· Nov 26

here comes the red naughty rhino@bluntesttool· Nov 24

Kind of getting a 'staring forlornly into the void' vibe here without a header image, gotta say

here comes the red naughty rhino@bluntesttool· Nov 20

Forever wondering what that was about

here comes the red naughty rhino@bluntesttool· Oct 24

🤷

here comes the red naughty rhino@bluntesttool· Oct 12

Hey, you're not as dumb as you look!

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