Carl

@bmorenutty

Married, Gen-Xer, cat dad, pescatarian, unbeliever. We all need to stop giving more attention to the stupid racist pig, his dumb escorts, their (alleged) results of rape & the fake-christian pedophile-protecting nazis in these bananaiest of times! 🍌🍌🍌

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Carl@bmorenutty· 28d

Drained Lincoln Reflecting Pool reveals motorcade tire tracks, “350-foot gash” nowhere to be found! www.newsweek.com/can-tire-tra...

Illustration of Nicolas Cage's face with wide, surprised eyes and an open mouth, set against a yellow background, with the text "YOU DON'T SAY..."

Carl@bmorenutty· 28d

Finally! Minnesota prosecutors obtain long withheld evidence in investigation into protest shooting deaths apnews.com/article/immi...

A horizontal bar chart containing 12 black bars of varying lengths and starting positions, displayed against a white background. The rows are numbered 1 through 12 along the left vertical axis. Text in the image: "1", "2", "3", "4", "5", "6", "7", "8", "9", "10", "11", "12".

Carl@bmorenutty· 29d

Seen online - Donald orders flags at half-mast to honor Lindsey

Carl@bmorenutty· Jul 11

Barbie simply will not be left out of an Amanda picture! Happy #caturday #cats 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ #photobomb #jel

Amanda, a long-haired, black-and-white tuxedo cat with long white whiskers sits in the foreground, looking up and to the right, while Barbie, a second black cat with visible eyes peers from the dark background...

Carl@bmorenutty· Jul 8

Sold at your local CrapMart, these are real... Ice pop scented flushable dude wipes / poopsicle --- I just can't! wth? why??? yark!!!

A stack of "Dude Wipes" XL "Ice Pop Scented" flushable wipes. The packaging is black with red and blue accents and features a cartoon popsicle with fireworks. Some of the packs have green circular labels indicating "Plant Sourced Fibers."

Carl@bmorenutty· Jul 4

Amanda is nervous about the fireworks, Barbie is not. Happy 4th & caturday & most importantly, Christmas in July! 🎄⛄

Barbie, a black cat rests on a light-colored surface, wearing oversized, silver-rimmed Elvis sunglasses with dark blue tinted lenses. The background is slightly out of focus, showing a bright red patterned fabric.

Amanda, a fluffy black cat with a white chest wearing a small, patriotic-themed top hat decorated with red-and-white vertical stripes and a blue band featuring white stars. The cat is looking directly at the camera while sitting on a textured, sea foam green upholstered surface.

Carl@bmorenutty· Jul 3

but wait, it gets hotter! 106° feels like 137°

Weather infographic displaying a current temperature of 106 degrees Fahrenheit with a "feels like" temperature of 137 degrees, along with a partly cloudy icon and wind data. The text reads: "2:27 PM EDT on July 3, 2026 (GMT -4) | Updated 5 minutes ago", "Partly Cloudy", "N 0", "Gusts 9 mph", and "Tomorrow's temperature is forecast to be NEARLY THE SAME as today."

Carl@bmorenutty· Jul 2

101° feels like 133° --- NOPE! Same tomorrow?! UGH

Weather infographic displaying a current temperature of 101 degrees Fahrenheit with a "feels like" temperature of 133 degrees, along with a sunny icon and wind data. The text reads: "4:33 PM EDT on July 2, 2026 (GMT -4) | Updated 17 seconds ago", "Sunny", "N 0", "Gusts 11 mph", and "Tomorrow's temperature is forecast to be NEARLY THE SAME as today."

Carl@bmorenutty· Jun 30

This robber fly was huge, I saw it land and I went inside to grab my phone, it was still there when I came back out -- it waited for me to take its picture!

Carl@bmorenutty· Jun 27

Baby girl is 9 years old today, happy birthday Amanda! 😘🎊 Happy #caturday 🐈‍⬛

Amanda, a long-haired black and white cat with striking green eyes looks directly at the camera from its carpeted perch.

Carl@bmorenutty· Jun 25

To educate the children and his poorly educated supporters, it really should have been...

A book cover illustration depicts a pig with blonde hair wearing a suit and a long red tie, sitting at a desk while holding a remote. On the desk sit a half-eaten hamburger, a cup with a straw, a smartphone showing a social media icon, and a small framed picture of a pig wearing a red hat. An American flag is visible in the background. The text on the cover reads: "IF YOU GIVE A RACIST PIG THE WHITE HOUSE," "Faye Kanouse," "ILLUSTRATED BY Amy Zhing," and "A PARODY."

Carl@bmorenutty· Jun 22

found online...

White text on a green background reads: "More people have been arrested for touching peeling paint in the reflecting pool than for molesting children in the Epstein files."

Carl@bmorenutty· Jun 21

My father-in-law said I don't want anything for father's day, make hamburgers and I'll be happy with that! I said fine, what would you like for dessert? He said fruit cake. Took 4 hours yesterday to make his favorite white fruitcake. He will soak it in apricot brandy for a month. Happy Father's Day!

A dense, ring-shaped fruitcake filled with pecans and colorful candied fruit sits on a surface in front of a bottle of Mr. Boston Apricot Flavored Brandy, with a kitchen stovetop in the background.

Carl@bmorenutty· Jun 20

I'm just trying to watch tv and she's begging me to take a picture! Happy caturday night...📷🐈‍⬛ #caturday #cats

Close-up of Amanda, a fluffy black cat with bright green eyes and long white whiskers, its muzzle adorned with a prominent patch of white fur that resembles a beard.

Carl@bmorenutty· Jun 19

If the day of the week contains the letter T, it's open!...

Infographic titled "Strait of Hormuz — Wheel of Fortune" comparing the consequences of the strait remaining open versus closed. The left side is green, labeled "OPEN," and features a wheel with segments: "GLOBAL OIL FLOW STABLE," "ECONOMIC GROWTH," "ENERGY SECURITY," "TRADE CONTINUES," "MARKET STABILITY," and "REGIONAL PEACE." Below the wheel is the text: "The Strait remains open. Energy flows, markets stay stable, and the global economy keeps moving forward." The right side is red, labeled "CLOSE," and features a wheel with segments: "OIL SUPPLY DISRUPTED," "ECONOMIC INSTABILITY," "ENERGY CRISIS," "TRADE DISRUPTED," "MARKET VOLATILITY," and "REGIONAL TENSIONS." Below this wheel is the text: "The Strait is closed. Oil flow stops, markets react, and the global economy faces serious risks." The background transitions from a clear, sunny maritime scene on the left to a dark, stormy, and smoky scene on the right.

Carl@bmorenutty· Jun 18

In these bananaiest of times, learn a lesson from your dog!

A cartoon illustration on a light green background shows a brown dog standing on grass. Above the dog, the text reads: "LEARN A LESSON FROM YOUR DOG: NO MATTER WHAT LIFE BRINGS YOU, KICK SOME GRASS OVER THAT SHIT AND MOVE ON." The website LINGVISTOV.COM appears in the bottom left corner.

Carl@bmorenutty· Jun 16

Carl@bmorenutty· Jun 15

I'd like to turn my brain off for a while and see Water Park Shark but other than it being screened at Shark Con in Tampa on Saturday July 18, I don't know where or when to see it?!?

A movie poster for "Water Park Shark" features a snarling, large shark rising out of a swimming pool while wearing a red-and-white striped inner tube around its neck. In the sunny background, people are seen on colorful water slides and floating in rafts. The poster includes the following text: "DAVID CHOKACHI", "CHELSEA GILSON", "WATER PARK SHARK", "NO FOOD IN THE POOL. EXCEPT YOU.", "FROM THE DIRECTOR AND PRODUCER OF SHARKNADO", and a block of production credits at the bottom.

Carl@bmorenutty· Jun 15

🤣

A dumb foreign escort getting into a car off to visit brown children that were separated from their parents and put in dog cages by Donald Trump wearing a hooded lightweight cotton cargo jacket with the words “I Really Don’t Care, Do You?” written on the back.

Carl@bmorenutty· Jun 14

Mitch McConnell hospitalized... and that reminds me, I need to get some litter today! www.cnn.com/2026/06/14/p...

A farm slurry tanker spreads manure across a field...

Carl@bmorenutty· Jun 14

Thunderstorms threaten to upstage White House UFC event this evening, lol! www.washingtontimes.com/news/2026/ju...

Carl@bmorenutty· Jun 11

The overhead fan, and 2 desk ones plus the a/c makes it feel way below 100...

Carl@bmorenutty· Jun 11

Ugh, feels like 124°, it's gonna be a long, long summer! 😬

Carl@bmorenutty· Jun 7

It doesn't get much better than starting a meal with a caprese salad, any day that ends with the letter y is fine with me!

A plate of caprese salad with sliced tomatoes, mozzarella, fresh basil, olive oil, salt, freshly ground black pepper and balsamic glaze sits on a counter near a pot of vodka sauce simmering on a stove.

Carl@bmorenutty· Jun 7

I def can have a third one! 🥱

Carl@bmorenutty· Jun 5

If you have a long haired cat, this could also be a morning game, no matter how often you brush, comb, magic brush her!!! #cats #catbarf #hairballs

A man with a suitcase asks a cat holding a microphone, "Do we have to play this game every time I come home from a trip?" A lit sign behind the cat reads "WHERE DID I BARF?".

Carl@bmorenutty· Jun 1

WOW!

Carl@bmorenutty· May 23

They grow so fast, she's only two and more than twice my size! Happy caturday! #cats #caturday 👤🐈‍⬛

Barbie, a black cat sits on the stairs beside Carl, posing for a portrait style photo...

Carl@bmorenutty· May 20

My cousin gave us this cathouse that was too small for her cat and both my cats love it! I'm not sure if it's because of the catnip she sprayed on it but usually anything new (other than a cardboard box) gets ignored...

A dark blue, cube-shaped cat house with white trim and a fluffy top sits on a dark surface, featuring a large square entrance with a white pom-pom toy hanging inside and a smaller circular opening on the side.

Carl@bmorenutty· May 19