BoarOnTheFloor
@boarish
Widely considered the world’s foremost Boston Common Ballfrogs aficionado. WTGL brand ambassador. Euro Ryder Cup Team emotional consultant. Lawyer (not helpful). Multi-time dog foster failure. Lover.
Christmas in September? I might not even go for the game. This vest could be worth the $40 seat
Shocked, SHOCKED, to see this behavior from the WWE’s new prized pig, Jalen Brunson
Wouldn’t want to impugn someone’s character but uh, what is happening with Russ Henley’s mustache here? Just solidarity with the far right American golfers taking Bryson’s side or outwardly supporting Hitler? Those are the only two possibilities
Bryson fans: “You just hate him because he’s so cool and authentic and humble. You’re a cuck lib if you think he’s performative.” Bryson, walking up 18 after a pretty good but not great Saturday:
Like this all seems pretty accurate to my experience with him and I'm not gonna defend any of it, but what have we come to when losing $100 in a fantasy football league gives you the ability to wish grievous bodily harm on someone you've never met
The Libby app is an amazing resource and is also a resounding failure of technology. Feels like a new error message every week. This is a new one for me
Definitely more a “soccer vibes” than a “soccer” fan. ‘Twas a unique one
I knew we were all due for the universe to bring us something positive, but this? Never imagined it in my wildest dreams
The replies to fantasy doctor politics takes are especially funny b/c these guys are probably followed by like 90% MAGA bots so they think that’s their audience, but as soon as they offer one right-wing opinion that can be disputed by real people their replies become a hilarious dogpile against them
Is it good to go to the world cup? Would that be a fun thing to do for free (with tax implications)?
Multiple things can be true. A movie can be super dumb. A movie can be very good despite that. A movie’s soundtrack can kick ass. Vince Vaughn can be a piece of shit and yet have an absurd hit rate. Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice confused me by how much joy it brought me.
Didn’t know I’d wake up an Aaron Rai supporter but I’m thinking ahead to 2027. Flying the flag today
This dude has openly mocked bluesky but he’s one of the biggest examples of how the twitter echo chamber actually works. He’s so used to reading LIV bots replying to every golf tweet that he thinks it is real life. Meanwhile, we over here on the sky were cheering for The Mink and the rule of law
I am not but this is very much a P. Reed major. Was thinking this handsome fella
We don’t have unhinged* degenerate gamblers on this site, @kristofferreitan *our degenerate gamblers are pretty hinged
Holy shit we have one! Congrats to the official PGA Tour golfer of bluesky, Kristoffer Reitan!
Just found out that our 4 year old sweet Maybelline is actually 10 and is having heart failure. She came from a Podengo farm that abuses dogs and discards them when they lose their purpose (i.e., no longer rabbit killers). Hope she’s got another several months of fight in her. She deserves better.
The world feels like it is burning....burning RUBBER. (Just spitballing a catchphrase for the Motor City Golf Club to celebrate its logo release).
Man of my word (Purposely clipped the gray $0 money bags so you don’t all know I bricked the Zurich)